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Intro - 2/15/11

Season 7 • 02/15/2011

President Twitter Bird will lead Egypt, and Rex Paul becomes the next GOP star.

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03:05

James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem
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James Murphy explains why he's walking away from fame in his last TV appearance as LCD Soundsystem.
02/14/2011
00:37

Intro - 2/14/11
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Hosni Mubarak steps down onto a pillowy mound of money, Stephen profiles a new Enemy Within, and LCD Soundsystem performs.
02/14/2011
05:36

The Enemy Within - Toddler Edition
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By allowing a four-year-old to be sued, a New York judge breaks new ground in the fight against tiny tot tyranny.
02/14/2011
01:13

Sign Off - Scoops of Americone Dream
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Eating scoops of Americone Dream at Ben & Jerry's will be a great way to make Stephen look like he's giving money to charity.
02/14/2011
05:33

Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - Egyptian Coincidence
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Stephen believes the same shadowy forces behind the uprising in Egypt are also responsible for the disappearance of King Tut's penis.
02/14/2011
05:25

David Albright
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David Albright explains why no one will take credit for setting back the Iranian nuclear program with Stuxnet.
02/15/2011
05:27

Italian Bunga-Bunga Parties & Egyptian Democracy
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Silvio Berlusconi is accused of bringing young girls to bunga-bunga parties, and the Muslim Brotherhood plans to make Egypt an enemy of America.
02/15/2011
03:06

Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature, Then Later Possibly Washington - Ron Gould
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Ron Gould's bill would allow Arizonans to carry concealed firearms without a permit into all government-run facilities.
02/15/2011
05:49

Egyptian Democracy - Christiane Amanpour
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Christiane Amanpour brings a gift for Christiane Aman-purr and believes Egypt's democratic uprising will last.
02/15/2011
00:06

Sign Off - Christiane Aman-purr's Safari Suit
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Stephen signs off with Christiane Aman-purr's safari suit.
02/15/2011
00:37

Intro - 2/15/11
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President Twitter Bird will lead Egypt, Rex Paul becomes the next GOP star, and David Albright talks about the computer virus that shut down Iran's reactors.
02/15/2011
07:33

Tip/Wag - Colbuffington Re-Post, Repo Games & Whale Fail
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AOL acquires the Huffington Post for $315 million, Spike TV follows two repo men, and Japan suspends its annual whale hunt.
02/16/2011
06:09

Eric Foner
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Eric Foner says Abraham Lincoln didn't see slavery as a fundamental problem confronting America until well into his career.
02/16/2011
00:05

Sign Off - General Butterbean
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Stephen says goodnight with General Butterbean.
02/16/2011
01:23

Republican Voters Doubt Obama's American Citizenship
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Stephen is so proud to have been born in a country where unsubstantiated rumors about political opponents become majority beliefs.
02/16/2011
00:40

Intro - 2/16/11
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Stephen tracks news from the world of whale hunting and asks Eric Foner if he knows his name rhymes with boner.
02/16/2011
04:46

Murdoch He Wrote
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The Daily offers the convenience of using an iPad to read the news online without the Internet's annoying habit of being completely free.
02/16/2011
05:37

Clarence Thomas's Financial Disclosure Controversy
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Clarence Thomas comes under attack for not reporting his wife's income and for dropping by a secret corporate fundraiser.
02/17/2011
03:33

Project Magazine Cover Boy
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Stephen vacuums with a naked model on his back for Project Magazine and challenges Richard Branson to a boat race.
02/17/2011
07:36

H. Jeffrey Leonard
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H. Jeffrey Leonard explains the impact of big companies' late payment policies on small business.
02/17/2011
00:06

Sign Off - Project Magazine Cover
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Stephen signs off with his Project Magazine cover.
02/17/2011
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