The Colbert Report
Intro - 2/15/11
Season 7 • 02/15/2011
President Twitter Bird will lead Egypt, and Rex Paul becomes the next GOP star.
James Murphy of LCD SoundsystemThe Colbert ReportS7
James Murphy explains why he's walking away from fame in his last TV appearance as LCD Soundsystem.
Intro - 2/14/11The Colbert ReportS7
Hosni Mubarak steps down onto a pillowy mound of money, Stephen profiles a new Enemy Within, and LCD Soundsystem performs.
The Enemy Within - Toddler EditionThe Colbert ReportS7
By allowing a four-year-old to be sued, a New York judge breaks new ground in the fight against tiny tot tyranny.
Sign Off - Scoops of Americone DreamThe Colbert ReportS7
Eating scoops of Americone Dream at Ben & Jerry's will be a great way to make Stephen look like he's giving money to charity.
Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - Egyptian CoincidenceThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen believes the same shadowy forces behind the uprising in Egypt are also responsible for the disappearance of King Tut's penis.
David AlbrightThe Colbert ReportS7
David Albright explains why no one will take credit for setting back the Iranian nuclear program with Stuxnet.
Italian Bunga-Bunga Parties & Egyptian DemocracyThe Colbert ReportS7
Silvio Berlusconi is accused of bringing young girls to bunga-bunga parties, and the Muslim Brotherhood plans to make Egypt an enemy of America.
Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature, Then Later Possibly Washington - Ron GouldThe Colbert ReportS7
Ron Gould's bill would allow Arizonans to carry concealed firearms without a permit into all government-run facilities.
Egyptian Democracy - Christiane AmanpourThe Colbert ReportS7
Christiane Amanpour brings a gift for Christiane Aman-purr and believes Egypt's democratic uprising will last.
Sign Off - Christiane Aman-purr's Safari SuitThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen signs off with Christiane Aman-purr's safari suit.
Intro - 2/15/11The Colbert ReportS7
President Twitter Bird will lead Egypt, Rex Paul becomes the next GOP star, and David Albright talks about the computer virus that shut down Iran's reactors.
Tip/Wag - Colbuffington Re-Post, Repo Games & Whale FailThe Colbert ReportS7
AOL acquires the Huffington Post for $315 million, Spike TV follows two repo men, and Japan suspends its annual whale hunt.
Eric FonerThe Colbert ReportS7
Eric Foner says Abraham Lincoln didn't see slavery as a fundamental problem confronting America until well into his career.
Sign Off - General ButterbeanThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen says goodnight with General Butterbean.
Republican Voters Doubt Obama's American CitizenshipThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen is so proud to have been born in a country where unsubstantiated rumors about political opponents become majority beliefs.
Intro - 2/16/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen tracks news from the world of whale hunting and asks Eric Foner if he knows his name rhymes with boner.
Murdoch He WroteThe Colbert ReportS7
The Daily offers the convenience of using an iPad to read the news online without the Internet's annoying habit of being completely free.
Clarence Thomas's Financial Disclosure ControversyThe Colbert ReportS7
Clarence Thomas comes under attack for not reporting his wife's income and for dropping by a secret corporate fundraiser.
Project Magazine Cover BoyThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen vacuums with a naked model on his back for Project Magazine and challenges Richard Branson to a boat race.
H. Jeffrey LeonardThe Colbert ReportS7
H. Jeffrey Leonard explains the impact of big companies' late payment policies on small business.
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