The Colbert Report
Intro - 2/15/11
Season 7 • 02/15/2011
President Twitter Bird will lead Egypt, and Rex Paul becomes the next GOP star.
The Colbert ReportS7 James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem
James Murphy explains why he's walking away from fame in his last TV appearance as LCD Soundsystem.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 2/14/11
Hosni Mubarak steps down onto a pillowy mound of money, Stephen profiles a new Enemy Within, and LCD Soundsystem performs.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Enemy Within - Toddler Edition
By allowing a four-year-old to be sued, a New York judge breaks new ground in the fight against tiny tot tyranny.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Scoops of Americone Dream
Eating scoops of Americone Dream at Ben & Jerry's will be a great way to make Stephen look like he's giving money to charity.
The Colbert ReportS7 Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - Egyptian Coincidence
Stephen believes the same shadowy forces behind the uprising in Egypt are also responsible for the disappearance of King Tut's penis.
The Colbert ReportS7 David Albright
David Albright explains why no one will take credit for setting back the Iranian nuclear program with Stuxnet.
The Colbert ReportS7 Italian Bunga-Bunga Parties & Egyptian Democracy
Silvio Berlusconi is accused of bringing young girls to bunga-bunga parties, and the Muslim Brotherhood plans to make Egypt an enemy of America.
The Colbert ReportS7 Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature, Then Later Possibly Washington - Ron Gould
Ron Gould's bill would allow Arizonans to carry concealed firearms without a permit into all government-run facilities.
The Colbert ReportS7 Egyptian Democracy - Christiane Amanpour
Christiane Amanpour brings a gift for Christiane Aman-purr and believes Egypt's democratic uprising will last.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Christiane Aman-purr's Safari Suit
Stephen signs off with Christiane Aman-purr's safari suit.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 2/15/11
President Twitter Bird will lead Egypt, Rex Paul becomes the next GOP star, and David Albright talks about the computer virus that shut down Iran's reactors.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tip/Wag - Colbuffington Re-Post, Repo Games & Whale Fail
AOL acquires the Huffington Post for $315 million, Spike TV follows two repo men, and Japan suspends its annual whale hunt.
The Colbert ReportS7 Eric Foner
Eric Foner says Abraham Lincoln didn't see slavery as a fundamental problem confronting America until well into his career.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - General Butterbean
Stephen says goodnight with General Butterbean.
The Colbert ReportS7 Republican Voters Doubt Obama's American Citizenship
Stephen is so proud to have been born in a country where unsubstantiated rumors about political opponents become majority beliefs.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 2/16/11
Stephen tracks news from the world of whale hunting and asks Eric Foner if he knows his name rhymes with boner.
The Colbert ReportS7 Murdoch He Wrote
The Daily offers the convenience of using an iPad to read the news online without the Internet's annoying habit of being completely free.
The Colbert ReportS7 Clarence Thomas's Financial Disclosure Controversy
Clarence Thomas comes under attack for not reporting his wife's income and for dropping by a secret corporate fundraiser.
The Colbert ReportS7 Project Magazine Cover Boy
Stephen vacuums with a naked model on his back for Project Magazine and challenges Richard Branson to a boat race.
The Colbert ReportS7 H. Jeffrey Leonard
H. Jeffrey Leonard explains the impact of big companies' late payment policies on small business.
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