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Intro - 2/15/11

Season 7 • 02/15/2011

President Twitter Bird will lead Egypt, and Rex Paul becomes the next GOP star.

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03:05

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James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem

James Murphy explains why he's walking away from fame in his last TV appearance as LCD Soundsystem.
02/14/2011
00:37

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Intro - 2/14/11

Hosni Mubarak steps down onto a pillowy mound of money, Stephen profiles a new Enemy Within, and LCD Soundsystem performs.
02/14/2011
05:36

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The Enemy Within - Toddler Edition

By allowing a four-year-old to be sued, a New York judge breaks new ground in the fight against tiny tot tyranny.
02/14/2011
01:13

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Sign Off - Scoops of Americone Dream

Eating scoops of Americone Dream at Ben & Jerry's will be a great way to make Stephen look like he's giving money to charity.
02/14/2011
05:33

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Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - Egyptian Coincidence

Stephen believes the same shadowy forces behind the uprising in Egypt are also responsible for the disappearance of King Tut's penis.
02/14/2011
05:25

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David Albright

David Albright explains why no one will take credit for setting back the Iranian nuclear program with Stuxnet.
02/15/2011
05:27

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Italian Bunga-Bunga Parties & Egyptian Democracy

Silvio Berlusconi is accused of bringing young girls to bunga-bunga parties, and the Muslim Brotherhood plans to make Egypt an enemy of America.
02/15/2011
03:06

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Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature, Then Later Possibly Washington - Ron Gould

Ron Gould's bill would allow Arizonans to carry concealed firearms without a permit into all government-run facilities.
02/15/2011
05:49

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Egyptian Democracy - Christiane Amanpour

Christiane Amanpour brings a gift for Christiane Aman-purr and believes Egypt's democratic uprising will last.
02/15/2011
00:06

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Sign Off - Christiane Aman-purr's Safari Suit

Stephen signs off with Christiane Aman-purr's safari suit.
02/15/2011
00:37

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Intro - 2/15/11

President Twitter Bird will lead Egypt, Rex Paul becomes the next GOP star, and David Albright talks about the computer virus that shut down Iran's reactors.
02/15/2011
07:33

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Tip/Wag - Colbuffington Re-Post, Repo Games & Whale Fail

AOL acquires the Huffington Post for $315 million, Spike TV follows two repo men, and Japan suspends its annual whale hunt.
02/16/2011
06:09

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Eric Foner

Eric Foner says Abraham Lincoln didn't see slavery as a fundamental problem confronting America until well into his career.
02/16/2011
00:05

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Sign Off - General Butterbean

Stephen says goodnight with General Butterbean.
02/16/2011
01:23

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Republican Voters Doubt Obama's American Citizenship

Stephen is so proud to have been born in a country where unsubstantiated rumors about political opponents become majority beliefs.
02/16/2011
00:40

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Intro - 2/16/11

Stephen tracks news from the world of whale hunting and asks Eric Foner if he knows his name rhymes with boner.
02/16/2011
04:46

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Murdoch He Wrote

The Daily offers the convenience of using an iPad to read the news online without the Internet's annoying habit of being completely free.
02/16/2011
05:37

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Clarence Thomas's Financial Disclosure Controversy

Clarence Thomas comes under attack for not reporting his wife's income and for dropping by a secret corporate fundraiser.
02/17/2011
03:33

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Project Magazine Cover Boy

Stephen vacuums with a naked model on his back for Project Magazine and challenges Richard Branson to a boat race.
02/17/2011
07:36

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H. Jeffrey Leonard

H. Jeffrey Leonard explains the impact of big companies' late payment policies on small business.
02/17/2011
00:06

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Sign Off - Project Magazine Cover

Stephen signs off with his Project Magazine cover.
02/17/2011
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