The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 03/29/2007
Do you hear that echo? It's coming from Stephen's open mind.
Intro - 3/28/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen proves that evolution does not exist, says which countries are threatening America, and interviews author Jabari Asim.
Dancing With the StarsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen knows who's behind supermodel Paulina Porizkova getting voted off "Dancing With the Stars."
The Axis of Evil of the WeekThe Colbert ReportS3
Italy exchanged five Taliban members for an Italian journalist, bestowing upon themselves the honor of being the third member of the Axis of Evil for the week.
Alpha Dog of the Week - TobyThe Colbert ReportS3
This week's Alpha Dog is an actual dog, who saved his owner's life by doing the Heimlich.
The Word - Lemon-RaidThe Colbert ReportS3
We're not going to lose the Iraq war because for all we know, we may have already won.
Clive JamesThe Colbert ReportS3
Clive James, author of "Cultural Amnesia," asks Stephen if he has to put some thought into appearing so thoughtless.
Nightgown Novel ModelThe Colbert ReportS3
If Stephen knows anything about the ladies, it's that they long to escape into a world of romance.
Sign Off - It's Been RealThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen gives the audience a reality check.
Strolling in BaghdadThe Colbert ReportS3
John McCain claps his hands and believes that Baghdad is safe for Americans.
Intro - 3/29/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen discusses cultural amnesia with author Clive James and Congress tries to bring back the Equal Rights Amendment.
Equal RightsThe Colbert ReportS3
Feminists can burn their bras, but they won't get the one Stephen's wearing.
Sign Off - Goodnight, LadiesThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen says goodnight -- to the ladies.
Formula 401KThe Colbert ReportS3
Use Stephen's Formula 401K, and you'll have a dependent by next tax season.
Ethnic SlursThe Colbert ReportS3
We have free speech in America, which means never having to say you're sorry to Hungarians.
Colin BeavanThe Colbert ReportS3
As Colin Beavan talks about his environmentally conscientious lifestyle, Stephen times him with a microwave.
Katrina vanden HeuvelThe Colbert ReportS3
The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel comes back to The Report to talk about truthiness.
End of LentThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen makes good on his promise to Jesus that he would give up sweets for Lent.
Intro - 4/9/07The Colbert ReportS3
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel, and the housing market is in crisis.
The ApologyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen finds out that Hungarians can play the guitar after all.
Stiff Upper LipThe Colbert ReportS3
You don't build an empire with feelings -- unless you're Oprah.
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