The Colbert Report
The Word - Starter Country
Season 4 • 04/09/2008
Democrats -- use that campaign cash and buy a small country!
The Colbert ReportS4 Democralypse Now - 3am
In a rare moment of solidarity, Obama and McCain have responded to Hillary's ad campaign.
The Colbert ReportS4 Pope Coming to NYC
Stephen tempts the Pope to come on the show with an iPod, Air Pope shoes and an unbaptized baby.
The Colbert ReportS4 Children's Drawings
The children in Pennsylvania are so excited about Stephen's visit, they sent him their artwork.
The Colbert ReportS4 Madeleine Albright
Stephen promises Madeleine Albright a private showing of his portrait at the Smithsonian.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 4/8/08
More about Stephen's upcoming trip to Philly -- remember, no brotherly glove, no brotherly love.
The Colbert ReportS4 Wilford Brimley Calls - Donation
Wilford Brimley is working the phones for the McCain campaign and calls Stephen for a donation.
The Colbert ReportS4 Jeff Gore
Stephen has an exclusive -- Jeff Gore, founder of Citizens for Retiring the Penny, is endorsing Obama.
The Colbert ReportS4 Cheating Death - Sexual Health
A new survey reports that healthy sex should last three to 13 minutes, but Stephen knows better.
The Colbert ReportS4 Olympic Torch
Stephen gives the Olympic Torch some advice to aid its journey.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 4/9/08
Democratic candidates have raised record amounts of money -- hydroponic grow lights must be expensive.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Starter Country
Senators Clinton and Obama, prove that you are ready to run a country -- just not this one.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 4/10/08
How should we remember Martin Luther King? Stephen will always think of him as the fifth Beatle.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Black and White
With the Santa Claus-ification of Martin Luther King, we can just wait for peace to come down the chimney.
The Colbert ReportS4 More Drawings from Kids
Stephen counts down the days until his trip to Philadelphia and checks out some more drawings from kids.
The Colbert ReportS4 Tip/Wag - Rain
Stephen needs your vote to show that he is more influential than Korean pop star Rain.
The Colbert ReportS4 Robin Wright
Robin Wright has covered six Middle East wars, and Stephen wants to know which was her favorite.
The Colbert ReportS4 Petraeus Hearings
Stephen is deeply inspired by General Petraeus' testimony.
The Colbert ReportS4 From Philadelphia
Stephen is in Philly this week with a few new additions -- a giant map and Benjamin Franklin.
The Colbert ReportS4 Pennsylvania Primary History
Stephen looks back and explains how Pennsylvania has become a flashpoint primary.
The Colbert ReportS4 Chris Matthews
Stephen asks Philadelphia native Chris Matthews how to win the Pennsylvania vote.