The Colbert Report
Exxon's Disaster Relief
Season 9 • 04/09/2013
Exxon bans Arkansas reporters while using quilted paper towels to soak up an oil spill.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 1
President Bill Clinton explains why he doesn't call the Clinton Global Initiative the Clinton American Initiative.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 2
President Bill Clinton discusses his time restraints as president and his "totally selfish" aid work, including agricultural projects in Rwanda and Malawi.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Colbert Galactic Initiative
Bill Clinton says goodnight and reminds Stephen that he succumbed to the famed Clinton charisma.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 3
President Bill Clinton advocates political participation, praises social networks and utilizes his new Twitter account, @PrezBillyJeff.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Galactic Initiative
Stephen introduces the Colbert Galactic Initiative, salutes Clinton Global Initiative University students, and readies the stage for President Bill Clinton.
The Colbert ReportS9 Charlie LeDuff
Detroit native Charlie LeDuff discusses white flight, black flight, business flight and "dead flight" in his hometown.
The Colbert ReportS9 Clinton Global Initiative University Exchange Fair
Stephen joins Bill and Chelsea Clinton to check out problem-solving projects, like helmet concussion sensors and fecal-powered toilets.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 4/9/13
Stephen heads back to the Clinton Global Initiative, the Arkansas pipeline spill persists, and author Charlie LeDuff explains why America shouldn't give up on Detroit.
The Colbert ReportS9 Prez Billy Jeff Clinton
President Bill Clinton gains over 88,000 Twitter followers as @PrezBillyJeff.
The Colbert ReportS9 Exxon's Disaster Relief
Exxon tries to put the Pegasus pipeline oil back underground where it came from and employs a time-honored cleanup technique pioneered by drunk guys.
The Colbert ReportS9 Anthony Weiner's Comeback
After withdrawing from public life to spend more time with his penis, ex-congressman Anthony Weiner is ready to stick it back in.
The Colbert ReportS9 Navy Laser Technology
America now has a laser canon that can do anything from scorch a fast-attack boat to dazzle the enemy with a nonlethal burst.
The Colbert ReportS9 Shane Smith
VICE co-founder Shane Smith discusses his journalism adventures in Taliban-controlled areas, North Korea and labor camps.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Laser Tag
Stephen blasts America's enemies with dollar lasers.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Gun Edition - United Nations, Senate Republicans & Video Games
The NRA lobbies against a U.S.-backed gun treaty, Senate Republicans fail to filibuster background checks, and Democrat Joe Manchin blames video games for gun violence.
The Colbert ReportS9 NASA Lasso
Rope is the most advanced technology NASA can afford to fight Earth's space enemies.
The Colbert ReportS9 America's Pot-astrophe - Nick Gillespie
Reason.com's editor-in-chief discusses the war on drugs, "Reefer Madness" and drug sentencing reform.
The Colbert ReportS9 Cass Sunstein
Obama's former Regulatory Affairs Administrator describes government health and safety nudges, like the USDA's "MyPlate."
The Colbert ReportS9 Times Square Mascots Ban
A Cookie Monster mascot shoves a toddler to the ground in New York City, so big government butts in with fun-stomping regulations.
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