The Colbert Report

Alpha Dog of the Week - Michael Wiley

Season 3 • 05/15/2007

Michael Wiley, a triple amputee, led police on an eight-minute high-speed car chase.

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Tip/Wag - Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney gets a wag of the finger for speaking out against polygamy while the Boston Pops get a tip of the hat for having audience members who rumble.
05/14/2007
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William Langewiesche

William Langewiesche explains to Stephen why America shouldn't spend too much time worrying about other nations getting the nuclear bomb.
05/14/2007
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Ferrari List

As Stephen was getting ready to buy a new Ferrari, he learned that there's a shortage and a waiting list. Luckily, he's next in line on a kidney list and willing to trade.
05/14/2007
06:17

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Walter Isaacson

Walter Isaacson speaks to Stephen about Albert Einstein's rebellious childhood and how he used the Nobel Prize to get his wife to divorce him.
05/15/2007
04:04

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The Word - Heated Debate

Barry Lucier shouldn't be forced to watch movies he doesn't agree with -- college is not a place to learn new ideas.
05/15/2007
02:04

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Pasadena, India

Stephen reports on the demise of the mainstream media with a story about two reporters in India who are covering local Pasadena news.
05/15/2007
02:29

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Bonus Wag - Bush Graphic

Stephen gives a bonus wag to CNN International for airing a "Bush Resigns" graphic when they meant Tony Blair. He then shows us exactly how much time Bush has left in office.
05/15/2007
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Intro - 5/15/07

A college student objects to watching "An Inconvenient Truth," Stephen sees things in Wolf Blitzer's beard and Walter Isaacson joins Stephen to talk Einstein.
05/15/2007
01:16

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R.I.P. Ted Maiman

Stephen pays tribute to Dr. Ted Maiman, the inventor of the first working laser. He honors him by letting him know that his ray of light was a true ray of light.
05/15/2007
01:50

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McNulty Guilty

Stephen is so excited to announce that Deputy Attorney General Paul J. McNulty has resigned, he draws a Fu Manchu on his face.
05/15/2007
01:50

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Michael Wiley

Triple amputee Michael Wiley tore down the wall of stereotype, showing that disabled people are not always nice, sweet and innocent, but mean and great at driving.
05/15/2007
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Sign Off - Name of City Here

Stephen says goodnight to name of city here.
05/16/2007
06:50

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Howard Dean

Stephen asks Howard Dean, hypothetically, which candidate would he support: Arack Bobama or Mallory Vinton?
05/16/2007
03:59

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Formidable Opponent - Peanuts

President Bush is the Lucy in Chief and we have to trust his handling of the Iraq ball. Don't do it, Charlie Brown!
05/16/2007
04:18

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The Word - Level Playing Field

Like Rudy Giuliani, Paralympic sprinter Oscar Pistorius is simply turning a misfortune into an advantage.
05/16/2007
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Intro - 5/16/07

Stephen asks if athletes with prosthetics should compete in the Olympics, how much time we should give the surge in Iraq, and how Howard Dean rigged the midterm elections.
05/16/2007
03:33

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Second Republican Debate

Republican presidential candidates --you can say you're pro-torture all you want, but actions scream louder than words.
05/16/2007
04:19

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The Hammer Is Here!

Stephen gets fired up for his interview with Tom DeLay, and Greenpeace rebuilds Noah's ark.
05/17/2007
06:51

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Tom DeLay

Stephen asks Tom DeLay, author of "No Retreat, No Surrender," how to get rid of this country's Democrat infestation.
05/17/2007
00:06

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Sign Off - Rafters

Stephen lets Texas' 22nd district soar again.
05/17/2007
06:35

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Randy Kearse

Stephen asks Randy Kearse, author of "Changin' Your Game Plan," if he has any advice for a certain former majority leader.
05/17/2007
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