The Colbert Report
Ground Zero Mosque-erade
Season 9 • 12/12/2012
Fox News slams the "finger in the eye" Islamic Center for planning more prayer times than programs.
Fox News's Secret Presidential RecruitThe Colbert ReportS9
By suggesting that General David Petraeus run for president, Roger Ailes was just trying to make his Fox News election coverage more exciting.
Stephen for U.S. SenateThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen's two big Christmas balls dress up the studio, and South Carolina voters try to convince Governor Nikki Haley that Stephen should fill Jim DeMint's seat.
Intro - 12/11/12The Colbert ReportS9
A threat emerges from North Korea, people try to cure homosexuality, and Malcolm Gladwell presents The New Yorker's big book on canines.
Malcolm GladwellThe Colbert ReportS9
Aspirational pup owner Malcolm Gladwell discusses his work on behalf of dogs, the narcissism behind dog breeding, and "The Big New Yorker Book of Dogs."
ThreatDown - Commie Unicorns & Foreman BarbieThe Colbert ReportS9
North Korean unicorns attract impressionable American girls to communism while Barbie spearheads the mancession.
Ex-Gay Therapy DebateThe Colbert ReportS9
Therapy aimed at turning gay kids straight can cause depression and suicide, but outlawing it would require America to sit back and let people be gay.
Fiscal Cliff NegotiationsThe Colbert ReportS9
The Fiscal Cliff is coming to town, so all pundits are contractually obligated to talk about exciting budgetary policy for the next 20 days.
Success for Operation Killing "Killing Kennedy"The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen's book and nativity scene accessory, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't," tops Bill O'Reilly's book on Amazon.
Stephen's Appointment with Destiny - Jeff BingamanThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen starts to rake in endorsements for Jim DeMint's Senate seat, so Stephen's future-former colleague from New Mexico helps him prep for the job.
Mandy PatinkinThe Colbert ReportS9
Emmy winner Mandy Patinkin describes his character on "Homeland" and shares a comprehensive perspective on terrorism.
Ground Zero Mosque-eradeThe Colbert ReportS9
With no juicy stories to get angry about, Fox News pulls out the emergency Muslims and criticizes their lack of community programming.
Simone CampbellThe Colbert ReportS9
Sister Simone Campbell discusses her "Nuns on the Bus" tour and explains how Paul Ryan's budget battle fails Jesus and the Constitution.
Uncensored - "Breaking Abbey"The Colbert ReportS9
First Lady Michelle Antoinette previews the next season of "Downton Abbey" while the world's commoners are left to fear what will become of the aristocrats.
Colbert Super PAC - The Ham Rove Memorial FundThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen prays that Colbert Super PAC money is in a better place, and Ham's charitable fund scores a hefty donation from PO Box "Bite Me."
Hurricane Sandy Mega ConcertThe Colbert ReportS9
Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen and Eric Clapton were all just opening acts for rock legend Stephen Colbert at the 12/12/12 Hurricane Sandy benefit.
The Platinum Debt Ceiling SolutionThe Colbert ReportS9
Minting trillion dollar platinum coins to pay off America's debt is legal in that it is not technically illegal.
Intro - 1/7/13The Colbert ReportS9
America dodges a financial crisis, the PC police attack Bill O'Reilly, and Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales chats about his free encyclopedia.
Blood in the Water - Bill O'Reilly's Racial InsensitivityThe Colbert ReportS9
Wikipedia's elephants page has more protection than elephants, and the liberal media twists Bill O'Reilly's compliment about Asians.
Jimmy WalesThe Colbert ReportS9
Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales explains operating costs, censorship in China and the budding Wikivoyager.
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