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Tony Zinni
Season 5 • 08/03/2009
Retired four-star General Tony Zinni explains why he spoke out publicly against the Iraq war.
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00:14
Intro - 7/30/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen can't start the show because his roommate, Frank, is sitting at his desk.
07/30/2009
04:37
Kathryn Bigelow
The Colbert Report
S5
Kathryn Bigelow's war movie, "The Hurt Locker," is getting great reviews, despite not having explosions and ear-splitting sound effects.
07/30/2009
03:55
Tip/Wag - Man-Words & Movits!
The Colbert Report
S5
Educators ban man-words from textbooks, and Stephen discovers America's newest pop sensation, Movits!
07/30/2009
02:06
Sign Off - Taco Bell Spokesdog
The Colbert Report
S5
Taco Bell's beloved spokesdog, Gidget, is on a farm upstate, playing with other dogs that are dead.
07/30/2009
05:55
MeTunes - Hit of the Summer
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen can't get behind current hits from The Black Eyed Peas, Jeremih and Sean Kingston, so he creates his own song of the summer.
07/30/2009
00:03
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S5
That's it for the show, everybody.
08/03/2009
05:14
Bears & Balls - How to Pay for Health Care
The Colbert Report
S5
Democrats want to pay for health care reform by taxing sodas and killing old people.
08/03/2009
04:46
Nailed 'Em - War on Birth Control
The Colbert Report
S5
The Fairfax County School Board nails a teen junkie for taking birth control in the cafeteria.
08/03/2009
02:56
Dominic Philip's Book Habit
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen cures Dominic Philip's reading habit by sending him an entire box of books and forcing him to read every last one of them.
08/03/2009
00:31
Intro - 8/3/09
The Colbert Report
S5
President Obama finds a way to pay for health care, and General Anthony Zinni will wax Stephen's chest.
08/03/2009
05:07
Tony Zinni
The Colbert Report
S5
General Tony Zinni cites David Petraeus, Barack Obama and Richard Branson as examples of great leaders.
08/03/2009
04:57
The Word - Hippie Replacement
The Colbert Report
S5
Soon America's grassroots people-power movements will be rid of the one thing that's holding them back: people.
08/04/2009
06:24
Kurt Andersen
The Colbert Report
S5
According to Kurt Andersen, the economic and health crises give Americans a brief chance to get things where they want them.
08/04/2009
00:10
Sign Off - Love Makes the World Go Round
The Colbert Report
S5
Love makes the world go round, so stop hogging all the credit, physics.
08/04/2009
04:57
Colbert Bump Cocktail - David Wondrich
The Colbert Report
S5
David Wondrich serves Stephen drinks from the Great Depression and the Civil War, and invents a Colbert Bump cocktail.
08/04/2009
02:42
Merry Barackmas
The Colbert Report
S5
Karl Marx takes gifts from Stephen to give to lazy people who don't deserve nice things.
08/04/2009
03:13
Human Week
The Colbert Report
S5
Since sharks don't kill that many people, the Discovery Channel should replace their Shark Week with Human Week.
08/05/2009
08:11
2010 Midterms - Joe Sestak
The Colbert Report
S5
Joe Sestak is running against Arlen Specter for the Pennsylvania Senate seat so he can bring health care reform to all Americans.
08/05/2009
02:44
Bill Clinton's Personal Appearance
The Colbert Report
S5
Bill Clinton frees two journalists from North Korea, but Laura Ling leaves without her delicious sandwich.
08/05/2009
05:49
Kris Kobach
The Colbert Report
S5
Kris Kobach wants to fight illegal immigration on the local level and reward the people willing to come to this country legally.
08/05/2009
00:02
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen says goodnight.
08/05/2009
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