The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Goodnight

Season 9 • 06/03/2013

Stephen signs off.

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03:06

Matt Berninger
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Matt Berninger of The National talks about Cincinnati's staple spaghetti dish, perfectionism and his band's meaningless moniker.
05/22/2013
05:07

C.J. Chivers
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The New York Times's C.J. Chivers explains the ways in which the Syrians and Iraqis are involved in the same civil war.
05/23/2013
03:48

AUMF Repeal - Andrew Bacevich
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Retired Colonel Andrew Bacevich reviews President Obama's drone program speech and reveals the last time Congress declared war.
05/23/2013
00:10

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen will be thin as a rail after taking a week off.
05/23/2013
08:01

AUMF Repeal
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President Obama wants to repeal 60 words of eternal war-justifying deliciousness, but Senator Lindsey Graham would rather broaden Obama's war powers.
05/23/2013
03:50

Redemption for All
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Somebody before Pope Francis should have mentioned that believing in God was optional when it comes to getting into Heaven.
05/23/2013
05:10

TrackingPoint Rifle
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Because the TrackingPoint rifle comes complete with its own built-in Wi-Fi server, hunters can track their prey even if it leaves the Starbucks.
06/03/2013
01:17

Stephen's Week Off
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Stephen promises to report on the big news stories he missed as soon as he cares.
06/03/2013
08:19

Better Know a District - Wisconsin's 2nd - Mark Pocan
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Freshman Democratic Congressman Mark Pocan doubts that the Hunger Games are included in the Obamacare bill.
06/03/2013
05:52

John Dingell
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The longest-serving congressman in American history explains how Washington has changed over the last 80 years.
06/03/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
06/03/2013
06:43

Tip/Wag - Google Glass, "The Lone Ranger" & 3D Printed Food
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Google bans pornography on its futuristic glasses, Disney creates a gritty Western reboot, and 3D printers bake pizzas.
06/04/2013
04:10

IRS Political Targeting & Line Dancing Scandals
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Conservative donors speak out about their audits, and IRS employees learn to line dance on the taxpayer's dime.
06/04/2013
05:44

Alex Gibney
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Academy Award-winning director Alex Gibney discusses Bradley Manning's WikiLeaks trial and the Obama administration's crackdown on whistleblowers.
06/04/2013
04:08

Michele Bachmann's Last Term
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Michele Bachmann announces her retirement in a web video recorded at the Sears portrait studio.
06/04/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
06/04/2013
05:36

Jonathan Alter
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Jonathan Alter explains how Barack Obama's young geek volunteers crushed Mitt Romney's "Mad Men" campaign during the 2012 election.
06/05/2013
04:22

Monsanto's Modified Wheat - Laurie Garrett
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Science journalist Laurie Garrett explains how Senator Roy Blunt's Farmer Assurance Provision protects Monsanto and its zombie wheat.
06/05/2013
03:42

Monsanto's Modified Wheat
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Monsanto swears it destroyed all its genetically modified wheat from 2005 -- and to make sure no one ever found the remains, they buried that wheat in a field.
06/05/2013
03:27

Commando of Steel
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Superman's costume in "Man of Steel" clearly shows the outline of his Fortress of Solitude.
06/05/2013
00:09

Sign Off - Amber Waves of Frankengrain
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Stephen strokes a bushel of genetically modified wheat.
06/05/2013
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