The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Goodnight

Season 9 • 06/03/2013

Stephen signs off.

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Matt Berninger

Matt Berninger of The National talks about Cincinnati's staple spaghetti dish, perfectionism and his band's meaningless moniker.
05/22/2013
05:07

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C.J. Chivers

The New York Times's C.J. Chivers explains the ways in which the Syrians and Iraqis are involved in the same civil war.
05/23/2013
03:48

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AUMF Repeal - Andrew Bacevich

Retired Colonel Andrew Bacevich reviews President Obama's drone program speech and reveals the last time Congress declared war.
05/23/2013
00:10

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen will be thin as a rail after taking a week off.
05/23/2013
08:01

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AUMF Repeal

President Obama wants to repeal 60 words of eternal war-justifying deliciousness, but Senator Lindsey Graham would rather broaden Obama's war powers.
05/23/2013
03:50

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Redemption for All

Somebody before Pope Francis should have mentioned that believing in God was optional when it comes to getting into Heaven.
05/23/2013
05:10

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TrackingPoint Rifle

Because the TrackingPoint rifle comes complete with its own built-in Wi-Fi server, hunters can track their prey even if it leaves the Starbucks.
06/03/2013
01:17

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Stephen's Week Off

Stephen promises to report on the big news stories he missed as soon as he cares.
06/03/2013
08:19

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Better Know a District - Wisconsin's 2nd - Mark Pocan

Freshman Democratic Congressman Mark Pocan doubts that the Hunger Games are included in the Obamacare bill.
06/03/2013
05:52

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John Dingell

The longest-serving congressman in American history explains how Washington has changed over the last 80 years.
06/03/2013
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
06/03/2013
06:43

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Tip/Wag - Google Glass, "The Lone Ranger" & 3D Printed Food

Google bans pornography on its futuristic glasses, Disney creates a gritty Western reboot, and 3D printers bake pizzas.
06/04/2013
04:10

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IRS Political Targeting & Line Dancing Scandals

Conservative donors speak out about their audits, and IRS employees learn to line dance on the taxpayer's dime.
06/04/2013
05:44

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Alex Gibney

Academy Award-winning director Alex Gibney discusses Bradley Manning's WikiLeaks trial and the Obama administration's crackdown on whistleblowers.
06/04/2013
04:08

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Michele Bachmann's Last Term

Michele Bachmann announces her retirement in a web video recorded at the Sears portrait studio.
06/04/2013
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
06/04/2013
05:36

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Jonathan Alter

Jonathan Alter explains how Barack Obama's young geek volunteers crushed Mitt Romney's "Mad Men" campaign during the 2012 election.
06/05/2013
04:22

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Monsanto's Modified Wheat - Laurie Garrett

Science journalist Laurie Garrett explains how Senator Roy Blunt's Farmer Assurance Provision protects Monsanto and its zombie wheat.
06/05/2013
03:42

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Monsanto's Modified Wheat

Monsanto swears it destroyed all its genetically modified wheat from 2005 -- and to make sure no one ever found the remains, they buried that wheat in a field.
06/05/2013
03:27

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Commando of Steel

Superman's costume in "Man of Steel" clearly shows the outline of his Fortress of Solitude.
06/05/2013
00:09

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Sign Off - Amber Waves of Frankengrain

Stephen strokes a bushel of genetically modified wheat.
06/05/2013
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