The Colbert Report

ThreatDown - Dawn, Actual Food & Texas GOP

Season 6 • 07/01/2010

Republicans in Texas want to criminalize sodomy, but they don't specify what kind.

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The Colbert ReportS6
Supreme Court Justice Sweetness

To protect the Second Amendment, President Obama must nominate Stephen's gun, Sweetness, as the next Supreme Court justice.
06/29/2010
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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
06/30/2010
04:54

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Nicholas Carr

Nicholas Carr says the Internet short-circuits our mental processes by constantly bombarding us with information.
06/30/2010
03:53

The Colbert ReportS6
Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - King Tut's Penis Pt. 1

Thousands of years of mummification probably gave King Tut a severe case of the Shrinky Dinks.
06/30/2010
05:08

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Cold War Update - North Korea & Russian Spies

North Korea demands reparations from the US, and the FBI arrests 10 Russian spies raising families in the suburbs.
06/30/2010
03:09

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Tangelo-American John Boehner

John Boehner is going to be hard hit by the tanning tax because his tanning bed is also his bed.
07/01/2010
00:26

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Intro - 7/1/10

Texas Republicans want to criminalize homosexuality, and Manny Howard turns his New York City backyard into a farm.
07/01/2010
02:12

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Al Qaeda Starts Inspire Magazine

Al Qaeda's Inspire Magazine appeals to American terrorists with features like "Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Manscaping Tips."
07/01/2010
00:44

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

Viewers with obsessive-compulsive disorder are going to want to turn off the TV, turn it back on again, then turn it back off.
07/01/2010
07:12

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Manny Howard

Manny Howard tried to grow tilapia in his bathtub and almost beat a rabbit to death with a dustpan in self-defense.
07/01/2010
05:06

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ThreatDown - Dawn, Actual Food & Texas GOP

Dawn causes the BP oil spill, underprocessed SpaghettiOs get recalled, and the Texas GOP wants to criminalize sodomy.
07/01/2010
06:09

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Electronic Frontier Foundation - Cindy Cohn

Cindy Cohn doubts that President Obama is coming for our guns online and doesn't find Stephen's Hitler joke funny.
07/05/2010
04:09

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Michio Kaku

Michio Kaku believes we will have something resembling a Harry Potter invisibility cloak within the coming decades.
07/05/2010
01:22

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Stephen Is Sick

Stephen is all set to do the show with his Colbert Report robe, little bunny slippers and nana's blanket.
07/05/2010
00:42

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Sign Off - The Hot Zone

Stephen hopes nobody got sick from watching the show and advises against licking the screen tonight.
07/05/2010
07:23

The Colbert ReportS6
Unemployment Benefits - Paul Krugman

Paul Krugman says giving money to the unemployed is a very fast, effective way of creating jobs.
07/05/2010
01:58

The Colbert ReportS6
Latest Soap Opera News

After spending yesterday couch-bound in the fetal position, Stephen caught up on the news he usually misses.
07/06/2010
04:16

The Colbert ReportS6
The Word - The White Stuff

For the last two years, Stephen has been hosting a Chinese show called "The Best Lucky Number Joy Time Fun Colbert Hour and Friends."
07/06/2010
00:03

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
07/06/2010
00:34

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Intro - 7/6/10

Stephen looks at America's troubled educational system and hopes Garret Keizer enjoys the vuvuzela in his gift bag.
07/06/2010
06:42

The Colbert ReportS6
I's on Edjukashun - Loyola, Texas Textbooks & Wal-Mart

Loyola Law School inflates grades, Texas can't afford new science textbooks, and Wal-Mart helps its workers get college degrees.
07/06/2010
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