The Colbert Report
Ted Haggard's Media Field Day
Season 2 E 139 • 11/06/2006
Getting a massage from a guy doesn't make Ted Haggard gay.
Chad Walldorf: Portrait WinnerThe Colbert ReportS2 E138
Stephen talks to portrait winner Chad Walldorf about his prize, his barbecue restaurant and what kind of ribs President Bush prefers.
Sport Report - The Spirit ShopThe Colbert ReportS2 E138
Stephen promotes junior league hockey team the Saginaw Spirit with some hot merchandise: permanent tattoos, bridal gowns and teething pucks.
Intro - 11/2/06The Colbert ReportS2 E138
Midterm elections, the world of sports and the genetically perfect Ron Reagan on this episode of The Colbert Report.
The Word - Happy EndingThe Colbert ReportS2 E139
An American-style democracy does exist in Iraq: You agree with President Bush when you're with him, but when you get back home you shake him like a case of crabs.
What to Expect When You're ElectingThe Colbert ReportS2 E139
There are five different types of poll workers: the well meaning, the unemployed, the elderly, the very elderly and the crypt keeper.
Vote Your ConscienceThe Colbert ReportS2 E139
Stephen accidentally ordered only red balloons for the midterm election special, so if you want an exciting, fun, happy balloon drop, the Republicans have to win.
Absentee VotingThe Colbert ReportS2 E139
Absentee voting is for people who can't put their country first for one day and find the local elementary school gym.
Mark HalperinThe Colbert ReportS2 E139
Mark Halperin believes not many reporters watch The Colbert Report, and that's a problem.
Intro - 11/6/06The Colbert ReportS2 E139
Stephen covers Borat, reports on a scandal in the Evangelical church, and gives a run-down on how to vote.
Saddam's HangingThe Colbert ReportS2 E139
Stephen's hoping for a Christmas hanging of Saddam Hussein --and he'd be willing to air it.
Ted Haggard's Media Field DayThe Colbert ReportS2 E139
Getting a massage from a guy doesn't make Ted Haggard gay, it makes him an educated consumer -- men know what men like.
Better Know a District - Midterm MidtacularThe Colbert ReportS2 E140
Every congressman interviewed for Better Know a District has been re-elected.
Midterm Midtacular - Beatty & Bening Confirmation CallThe Colbert ReportS2 E140
Warren Beatty and Annette Bening are on the phone -- live-- with Stephen right now.
Midterm Midtacular - Democrat MajorityThe Colbert ReportS2 E140
The people have spoken, and apparently, they're tired of freedom.
Midterm Midtacular - Update from The Daily ShowThe Colbert ReportS2 E140
Deep inside, Stephen Colbert is a bubbling cauldron of all that makes this country great.
Robert Wexler and Eleanor Holmes NortonThe Colbert ReportS2 E140
Since his first appearance on The Colbert Report, Robert Wexler has learned to be careful with what he says to Stephen.
Stephen's Final ThoughtsThe Colbert ReportS2 E140
Following the midterm election results, a flustered Stephen Colbert explains that he thought America would have lasted longer than 230 years.
Jeff GreenfieldThe Colbert ReportS2 E141
Stephen and Jeff Greenfield discuss the aftermath of the midterm elections, and Stephen asks questions Jeff has never heard before.
Intro - 11/8/06The Colbert ReportS2 E141
On this episode, Stephen covers the rainstorm in New York, talks to CNN Political Analyst Jeff Greenfield, and wonders what to do about the flooding in his basement.
Tek Jansen - Theme SongThe Colbert ReportS2 E141
The long wait ends -- it's Stephen Colbert's Tek Jansen in The New Tek Jansen Adventure theme song!
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