The Colbert Report

Ted Haggard's Media Field Day

Season 2 E 139 • 11/06/2006

Getting a massage from a guy doesn't make Ted Haggard gay.

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Chad Walldorf: Portrait Winner
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Stephen talks to portrait winner Chad Walldorf about his prize, his barbecue restaurant and what kind of ribs President Bush prefers.
11/02/2006
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Sport Report - The Spirit Shop
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Stephen promotes junior league hockey team the Saginaw Spirit with some hot merchandise: permanent tattoos, bridal gowns and teething pucks.
11/02/2006
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Intro - 11/2/06
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Midterm elections, the world of sports and the genetically perfect Ron Reagan on this episode of The Colbert Report.
11/02/2006
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The Word - Happy Ending
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An American-style democracy does exist in Iraq: You agree with President Bush when you're with him, but when you get back home you shake him like a case of crabs.
11/06/2006
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What to Expect When You're Electing
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There are five different types of poll workers: the well meaning, the unemployed, the elderly, the very elderly and the crypt keeper.
11/06/2006
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Vote Your Conscience
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Stephen accidentally ordered only red balloons for the midterm election special, so if you want an exciting, fun, happy balloon drop, the Republicans have to win.
11/06/2006
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Absentee Voting
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Absentee voting is for people who can't put their country first for one day and find the local elementary school gym.
11/06/2006
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Mark Halperin
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Mark Halperin believes not many reporters watch The Colbert Report, and that's a problem.
11/06/2006
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Intro - 11/6/06
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Stephen covers Borat, reports on a scandal in the Evangelical church, and gives a run-down on how to vote.
11/06/2006
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Saddam's Hanging
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Stephen's hoping for a Christmas hanging of Saddam Hussein --and he'd be willing to air it.
11/06/2006
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Ted Haggard's Media Field Day
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Getting a massage from a guy doesn't make Ted Haggard gay, it makes him an educated consumer -- men know what men like.
11/06/2006
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Better Know a District - Midterm Midtacular
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Every congressman interviewed for Better Know a District has been re-elected.
11/07/2006
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Midterm Midtacular - Beatty & Bening Confirmation Call
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Warren Beatty and Annette Bening are on the phone -- live-- with Stephen right now.
11/07/2006
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Midterm Midtacular - Democrat Majority
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The people have spoken, and apparently, they're tired of freedom.
11/07/2006
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Midterm Midtacular - Update from The Daily Show
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Deep inside, Stephen Colbert is a bubbling cauldron of all that makes this country great.
11/07/2006
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Robert Wexler and Eleanor Holmes Norton
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Since his first appearance on The Colbert Report, Robert Wexler has learned to be careful with what he says to Stephen.
11/07/2006
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Stephen's Final Thoughts
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Following the midterm election results, a flustered Stephen Colbert explains that he thought America would have lasted longer than 230 years.
11/07/2006
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Jeff Greenfield
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Stephen and Jeff Greenfield discuss the aftermath of the midterm elections, and Stephen asks questions Jeff has never heard before.
11/08/2006
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Intro - 11/8/06
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On this episode, Stephen covers the rainstorm in New York, talks to CNN Political Analyst Jeff Greenfield, and wonders what to do about the flooding in his basement.
11/08/2006
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Tek Jansen - Theme Song
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The long wait ends -- it's Stephen Colbert's Tek Jansen in The New Tek Jansen Adventure theme song!
11/08/2006
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Better Know a District - New York's 19th - John Hall
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Newly elected New York Congressman John Hall, who narrowly won his congressional seat thanks to the Colbert Bump, sings the national anthem with Stephen.
11/08/2006
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