The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

The New Civil War

Season 7 • 12/12/2002

Jon runs down next week's guests.

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03:01

Showdown: Iraq? - Anti-War Celebs
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A and B -list celebrities alike come out in full force against the war in Iraq.
12/11/2002
00:36

Moment of Zen - Happy Birthday Mr. President
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A Marilyn Monroe impersonator entertains Strom Thurmond on his 100th birthday.
12/11/2002
01:36

Headlines - Missile Tow
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The United States and North Korea are both very excited to give Yemen as many weapons as possible
12/12/2002
01:15

Headlines - Sure Bets
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Because of gambling and drug dealing, Jon won't be eligible to get into the Major League Hall of Fame.
12/12/2002
04:19

Bridge Over Troubled Water
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Bridge player Disa Eythorsdottir takes her life and career into her own hands by refusing to acknowledge her drug problem.
12/12/2002
00:49

Intro - Joe Bachelor
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Jon has a hard time believing the latest bachelor reality show.
12/12/2002
00:19

Moment of Zen - Jingle Bells
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President Bush doesn't know the words to "Jingle Bells."
12/12/2002
02:01

Salted Fish Fetish
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Rob Corddry swallowed Yemeni salted fish samples in a condom in order to smuggle them back to the United States for analysis.
12/12/2002
05:10

Anna Paquin
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Jon wants to know why Anna Paquin's life is so much better than his.
12/12/2002
02:53

Back in Black - Holiday Season
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It's not every day you hear George Bush promote oil conservation.
12/12/2002
00:27

The New Civil War
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The audience boos Conan O'Brien for no apparent reason.
12/12/2002
01:43

Headlines - 60 Minutes
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While it was not covered, Al Gore actually announced his intention not to run on The Daily Show before he did so on 60 Minutes.
12/16/2002
02:57

Ad Nauseam - Rich People
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Even in the worst economy in years, you can still buy happiness this holiday season -- if you're rich.
12/16/2002
06:57

Chuck Schumer
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Jon and Charles Schumer talk about the Senator's gym and how it may be the only place in the country that still has a medicine ball.
12/16/2002
03:02

Headlines - Quit Storm
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Henry Kissinger and Bernard Law both resigned from high profile posts this week.
12/16/2002
01:21

Headlines - Transit Strike
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In the face of a potential transit strike, Mayor Bloomberg recommends carpooling with strangers.
12/16/2002
03:34

Jesus Saves?
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Can you love Christ and love shopping at the same time?
12/16/2002
00:26

Moment of Zen - Time For A Beer
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This Christmas, give the gift that keeps on giving.
12/16/2002
02:21

Who My Neighbor?
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Strom Thurmond was filibustering against civil rights legislation when Trent Lott was just a sizzle in his mama's nizzle.
12/17/2002
01:01

Asimo Kill
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Luckily, robots don't have emotions, because Jon Stewart thinks car selling robots are a f@#king idiotic idea.
12/17/2002
06:43

Charles Barkley
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Charles Barkley discusses his opinion on the Trent Lott situation.
12/17/2002
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