The Colbert Report
Intro - 9/21/06
Season 2 E 118 • 09/21/2006
Stephen would hate to be a high school guidance counselor.
The Colbert ReportS2 E117Green Screen Challenge - Typical Democrats
Stephen fights off a horrifying Pelosi-Kennedy-Dean-robot hybrid.
The Colbert ReportS2 E117Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - The MacArthur Foundation
Stephen takes the MacArthur Foundation to task for not awarding him its annual genius grant.
The Colbert ReportS2 E117Green Screen Challenge - The Challenge Continues
President Bush holds court with the Neimoidians, and Stephen fights robots in space.
The Colbert ReportS2 E117The Word - Lose
Stephen has a foolproof way for the Republicans to win the 2006 midterm elections.
The Colbert ReportS2 E117James Carville
Stephen asks James Carville how he ever made the transition from the backstabbing, egocentric world of Washington to Hollywood.
The Colbert ReportS2 E118Daniel Golden
Putting poor kids in college with wealthy kids is just going to lead to self-esteem issues for them.
The Colbert ReportS2 E118Daniel Ellsberg
Stephen has a beef with Daniel Ellsberg, who leaked the Pentagon Papers in 1971.
The Colbert ReportS2 E118Days of Repentance Hotline
Oh, sons of David and daughters of Ruth, Stephen awaits your apologies for all the wrongs you committed against him this year.
The Colbert ReportS2 E118Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 5th - Paul Aronsohn
Stephen uses role-playing to give Paul Aronsohn a chance to debate his opponent.
The Colbert ReportS2 E118Sign Off - Pentagon Papers
Daniel Ellsberg calls Stephen to apologize for not releasing the Pentagon Papers sooner than he did.
The Colbert ReportS2 E118Intro - 9/21/06
America's top colleges cancel early admission, Stephen profiles New Jersey's 5th district, and Daniel Ellsberg discusses a possible war in Iran.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119Intro - 9/25/06
Hugo Chavez calls Bush "the devil," the Senate compromises on detainee rights, and Stephen talks to Arianna Huffington about her new book.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119Fun in the Sun
Stephen shows you how you can minimize your tax exposure while maximizing your tan.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119Buy This Book
Don't buy a book because it was held up by some Venezuelan windbag. Buy a book because it was held up by some American windbag.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119Arianna Huffington
No matter what Arianna Huffington says, fear is a great motivator. It got Stephen through every term paper he ever had.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119Green Screen Challenge - Goodbye, Darth Maul!
Stephen avenges Gui-Gon Jinn's death at the hands of Darth Maul.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119Heritage
There is one son of Abraham that Stephen is really looking forward to hearing from this Rosh Hashanah.
The Colbert ReportS2 E119The Word - Opposition Party
The Democrats finally stood up to the president on torture and said, "We're just gonna wait over here, you guys tell us when you're done."
The Colbert ReportS2 E120The Word - Good Morning
The best way to fight evil Islamic fanaticism is with good Christian fanaticism.
The Colbert ReportS2 E120Ted Danson
Stephen asks Ted Danson why his new sitcom doesn't take place underwater.
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