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Intro - 9/21/06
Season 2 E 118 • 09/21/2006
Stephen would hate to be a high school guidance counselor.
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00:58
Green Screen Challenge - Typical Democrats
The Colbert Report
S2 E117
Stephen fights off a horrifying Pelosi-Kennedy-Dean-robot hybrid.
09/20/2006
02:47
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - The MacArthur Foundation
The Colbert Report
S2 E117
Stephen takes the MacArthur Foundation to task for not awarding him its annual genius grant.
09/20/2006
02:10
Green Screen Challenge - The Challenge Continues
The Colbert Report
S2 E117
President Bush holds court with the Neimoidians, and Stephen fights robots in space.
09/20/2006
03:59
The Word - Lose
The Colbert Report
S2 E117
Stephen has a foolproof way for the Republicans to win the 2006 midterm elections.
09/20/2006
06:52
James Carville
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S2 E117
Stephen asks James Carville how he ever made the transition from the backstabbing, egocentric world of Washington to Hollywood.
09/20/2006
03:52
Daniel Golden
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S2 E118
Putting poor kids in college with wealthy kids is just going to lead to self-esteem issues for them.
09/21/2006
05:52
Daniel Ellsberg
The Colbert Report
S2 E118
Stephen has a beef with Daniel Ellsberg, who leaked the Pentagon Papers in 1971.
09/21/2006
02:50
Days of Repentance Hotline
The Colbert Report
S2 E118
Oh, sons of David and daughters of Ruth, Stephen awaits your apologies for all the wrongs you committed against him this year.
09/21/2006
06:15
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 5th - Paul Aronsohn
The Colbert Report
S2 E118
Stephen uses role-playing to give Paul Aronsohn a chance to debate his opponent.
09/21/2006
00:33
Sign Off - Pentagon Papers
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S2 E118
Daniel Ellsberg calls Stephen to apologize for not releasing the Pentagon Papers sooner than he did.
09/21/2006
00:37
Intro - 9/21/06
The Colbert Report
S2 E118
America's top colleges cancel early admission, Stephen profiles New Jersey's 5th district, and Daniel Ellsberg discusses a possible war in Iran.
09/21/2006
00:33
Intro - 9/25/06
The Colbert Report
S2 E119
Hugo Chavez calls Bush "the devil," the Senate compromises on detainee rights, and Stephen talks to Arianna Huffington about her new book.
09/25/2006
01:52
Fun in the Sun
The Colbert Report
S2 E119
Stephen shows you how you can minimize your tax exposure while maximizing your tan.
09/25/2006
02:14
Buy This Book
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S2 E119
Don't buy a book because it was held up by some Venezuelan windbag. Buy a book because it was held up by some American windbag.
09/25/2006
06:45
Arianna Huffington
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S2 E119
No matter what Arianna Huffington says, fear is a great motivator. It got Stephen through every term paper he ever had.
09/25/2006
01:47
Green Screen Challenge - Goodbye, Darth Maul!
The Colbert Report
S2 E119
Stephen avenges Gui-Gon Jinn's death at the hands of Darth Maul.
09/25/2006
03:28
Heritage
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S2 E119
There is one son of Abraham that Stephen is really looking forward to hearing from this Rosh Hashanah.
09/25/2006
03:04
The Word - Opposition Party
The Colbert Report
S2 E119
The Democrats finally stood up to the president on torture and said, "We're just gonna wait over here, you guys tell us when you're done."
09/25/2006
03:22
The Word - Good Morning
The Colbert Report
S2 E120
The best way to fight evil Islamic fanaticism is with good Christian fanaticism.
09/26/2006
06:21
Ted Danson
The Colbert Report
S2 E120
Stephen asks Ted Danson why his new sitcom doesn't take place underwater.
09/26/2006
01:32
Alpha Dog of the Week - Tom Selleck
The Colbert Report
S2 E120
Stephen honors Tom Selleck, star of "Three Men and a Heavily Armed Baby."
09/26/2006
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