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Tip/Wag - John Yarmuth's Holiday Card

Season 5 • 01/26/2009

John Yarmuth wishes Stephen a kittenless Christmas.

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Un-American News - President Obama Edition
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Palestinians want to be happy for Barack Obama, but they have to feel the opposite of Israel.
01/22/2009
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Refreshing Sierra Mist
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Kids, if you're playing at home, tonight's secret word is Refreshing Sierra Mist.
01/22/2009
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Jon Meacham
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Jon Meacham thinks Andrew Jackson would have loved YouTube.
01/22/2009
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Better Know a Lobby - NAACP
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Even after Barack Obama's election, NAACP president Benjamin Jealous won't admit racism is over.
01/22/2009
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Intro - 1/22/09
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The world reacts to President Obama and Stephen yells back in Esperanto.
01/22/2009
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Ed Young
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Pastor Ed Young believes more sex will help marriages.
01/26/2009
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Obama's New Science Policy - Chris Mooney
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Chris Mooney thinks scientists are going to be much closer to Barack Obama than they were to George W. Bush.
01/26/2009
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Intro - 1/26/09
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An executive order shuts down our secret prisons. Now where will we get our secret license plates?
01/26/2009
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Stephen's Secret Prison
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Stephen is forced to release Omar after his secret prison is shut down.
01/26/2009
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1-877-SEAN-930
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Call 1-877-SEAN-930 if you were offended by anything you heard on tonight's program.
01/26/2009
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Tip/Wag - John Yarmuth's Holiday Card
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Stephen tips his hat to John Yarmuth for his kittenless Christmas card.
01/26/2009
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Bill O'Reilly Doesn't Report Rumors
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Bill O'Reilly will not report on rumors of Caroline Kennedy having an affair.
01/27/2009
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Intro - 1/27/09
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President Obama appears on Arab TV and it's not "CSI: Abu Dhabi."
01/27/2009
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Omar Returns
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If you love something, set it free from the secret prison under your desk.
01/27/2009
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Cheating Death - Lung Health
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If air with fewer particles will extend your life for five months, logically air with no particles should extend it indefinitely.
01/27/2009
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Al Arabiya Kidnaps Obama
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President Obama is held hostage by a terrorist group calling themselves the Al Arabiya television network.
01/27/2009
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Philippe Petit
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Philippe Petit isn't courageous -- he's following his passion.
01/27/2009
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Call 1-877-SEAN-930
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If you're offended by Holocaust deniers call 1-877-SEAN-930.
01/28/2009
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Intro - 1/28/09
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The House passes the $800 billion stimulus plan. China, could we interest you in a slightly used Oregon?
01/28/2009
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Denis Dutton
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Denis Dutton says art is a tool for propagating.
01/28/2009
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05:51

Countdown to Atomic Disaster - The Wing-Ageddon
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Watching the Super Bowl without a plate of chicken wings is like making love without a plate of chicken wings.
01/28/2009
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