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Tip/Wag - John Yarmuth's Holiday Card

Season 5 • 01/26/2009

John Yarmuth wishes Stephen a kittenless Christmas.

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Even after Barack Obama's election, NAACP president Benjamin Jealous won't admit racism is over.
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The world reacts to President Obama and Stephen yells back in Esperanto.
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Pastor Ed Young believes more sex will help marriages.
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Intro - 1/26/09

An executive order shuts down our secret prisons. Now where will we get our secret license plates?
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Stephen's Secret Prison

Stephen is forced to release Omar after his secret prison is shut down.
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1-877-SEAN-930

Call 1-877-SEAN-930 if you were offended by anything you heard on tonight's program.
01/26/2009
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Tip/Wag - John Yarmuth's Holiday Card

Stephen tips his hat to John Yarmuth for his kittenless Christmas card.
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Bill O'Reilly Doesn't Report Rumors

Bill O'Reilly will not report on rumors of Caroline Kennedy having an affair.
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Intro - 1/27/09

President Obama appears on Arab TV and it's not "CSI: Abu Dhabi."
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Omar Returns

If you love something, set it free from the secret prison under your desk.
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Cheating Death - Lung Health

If air with fewer particles will extend your life for five months, logically air with no particles should extend it indefinitely.
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Al Arabiya Kidnaps Obama

President Obama is held hostage by a terrorist group calling themselves the Al Arabiya television network.
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Philippe Petit

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Call 1-877-SEAN-930

If you're offended by Holocaust deniers call 1-877-SEAN-930.
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Intro - 1/28/09

The House passes the $800 billion stimulus plan. China, could we interest you in a slightly used Oregon?
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