The Colbert Report
Season 2 E 118 • 09/21/2006
Stephen asks Daniel Golden why we'd want the poor kids to be with the wealthy kids.
Green Screen Challenge - Typical DemocratsThe Colbert ReportS2 E117
Stephen fights off a horrifying Pelosi-Kennedy-Dean-robot hybrid.
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - The MacArthur FoundationThe Colbert ReportS2 E117
Stephen takes the MacArthur Foundation to task for not awarding him its annual genius grant.
Green Screen Challenge - The Challenge ContinuesThe Colbert ReportS2 E117
President Bush holds court with the Neimoidians, and Stephen fights robots in space.
The Word - LoseThe Colbert ReportS2 E117
Stephen has a foolproof way for the Republicans to win the 2006 midterm elections.
James CarvilleThe Colbert ReportS2 E117
Stephen asks James Carville how he ever made the transition from the backstabbing, egocentric world of Washington to Hollywood.
Intro - 9/21/06The Colbert ReportS2 E118
America's top colleges cancel early admission, Stephen profiles New Jersey's 5th district, and Daniel Ellsberg discusses a possible war in Iran.
Daniel EllsbergThe Colbert ReportS2 E118
Stephen has a beef with Daniel Ellsberg, who leaked the Pentagon Papers in 1971.
Days of Repentance HotlineThe Colbert ReportS2 E118
Oh, sons of David and daughters of Ruth, Stephen awaits your apologies for all the wrongs you committed against him this year.
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 5th - Paul AronsohnThe Colbert ReportS2 E118
Stephen uses role-playing to give Paul Aronsohn a chance to debate his opponent.
Sign Off - Pentagon PapersThe Colbert ReportS2 E118
Daniel Ellsberg calls Stephen to apologize for not releasing the Pentagon Papers sooner than he did.
Daniel GoldenThe Colbert ReportS2 E118
Putting poor kids in college with wealthy kids is just going to lead to self-esteem issues for them.
Intro - 9/25/06The Colbert ReportS2 E119
Hugo Chavez calls Bush "the devil," the Senate compromises on detainee rights, and Stephen talks to Arianna Huffington about her new book.
Fun in the SunThe Colbert ReportS2 E119
Stephen shows you how you can minimize your tax exposure while maximizing your tan.
Buy This BookThe Colbert ReportS2 E119
Don't buy a book because it was held up by some Venezuelan windbag. Buy a book because it was held up by some American windbag.
Arianna HuffingtonThe Colbert ReportS2 E119
No matter what Arianna Huffington says, fear is a great motivator. It got Stephen through every term paper he ever had.
Green Screen Challenge - Goodbye, Darth Maul!The Colbert ReportS2 E119
Stephen avenges Gui-Gon Jinn's death at the hands of Darth Maul.
HeritageThe Colbert ReportS2 E119
There is one son of Abraham that Stephen is really looking forward to hearing from this Rosh Hashanah.
The Word - Opposition PartyThe Colbert ReportS2 E119
The Democrats finally stood up to the president on torture and said, "We're just gonna wait over here, you guys tell us when you're done."
The Word - Good MorningThe Colbert ReportS2 E120
The best way to fight evil Islamic fanaticism is with good Christian fanaticism.
Ted DansonThe Colbert ReportS2 E120
Stephen asks Ted Danson why his new sitcom doesn't take place underwater.
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