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Sign Off - Goodnight
Season 9 • 04/16/2013
Stephen signs off.
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03:19
The Colbert Report
S9
NASA Lasso
Rope is the most advanced technology NASA can afford to fight Earth's space enemies.
04/11/2013
04:38
The Colbert Report
S9
America's Pot-astrophe - Nick Gillespie
Reason.com's editor-in-chief discusses the war on drugs, "Reefer Madness" and drug sentencing reform.
04/11/2013
05:20
The Colbert Report
S9
Cass Sunstein
Obama's former Regulatory Affairs Administrator describes government health and safety nudges, like the USDA's "MyPlate."
04/11/2013
03:03
The Colbert Report
S9
Times Square Mascots Ban
A Cookie Monster mascot shoves a toddler to the ground in New York City, so big government butts in with fun-stomping regulations.
04/11/2013
00:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen flings a WristStrong band.
04/11/2013
04:27
The Colbert Report
S9
America's Pot-astrophe
Stoners will soon demand the civil right to marry their Mary Jane, and Republicans surrender their values for the youth vote.
04/11/2013
07:40
The Colbert Report
S9
Tip/Wag - Brood II Cicadas, Sexcereal & GOP Internet Memes
Scientists predict a plague, Canada makes the world's most passionate cereal, and the NRCC redesigns its website.
04/16/2013
02:07
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 4/16/13
What the Boston Marathon terrorists really don't get is that they attacked an unshakable group of people who run 26 miles until their nipples are raw on their day off.
04/16/2013
04:48
The Colbert Report
S9
Rollie Eggmaster
One product provides an answer to the question, "How can I make my breakfast fit more snugly into my colon?"
04/16/2013
05:55
The Colbert Report
S9
Caroline Kennedy
"Poems to Learn by Heart" author Caroline Kennedy encourages people to steal her book with their minds.
04/16/2013
00:05
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
04/16/2013
01:53
The Colbert Report
S9
Ricin Letters & Boston Bombing Suspects
Someone tries to poison Obama, and a major breakthrough occurs in the reporting of all the things people don't know yet about the Boston bombings.
04/17/2013
04:14
The Colbert Report
S9
Bitcoin Plunge - Adam Davidson
The host of NPR's "Planet Money" describes what shady people do with bitcoins.
04/17/2013
05:56
The Colbert Report
S9
Alan Cumming
Alan Cumming discusses Broadway's production of "Macbeth," set in a psychiatric unit.
04/17/2013
00:07
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen hides behind a cowboy hat.
04/17/2013
05:42
The Colbert Report
S9
"Accidental Racist" Song
Brad Paisley is so committed to kick starting a dialogue between blacks and whites that he starts one mid-song with LL Cool J.
04/17/2013
03:56
The Colbert Report
S9
Gun Control Block
Thanks to a Senate minority, Americans no longer have to live in fear of some maniac coming after those they love with a background check bill.
04/18/2013
05:57
The Colbert Report
S9
Richard Engel
NBC's chief foreign correspondent talks about visiting South Korea, traveling back in time in North Korea, and being taken hostage in Syria.
04/18/2013
01:56
The Colbert Report
S9
Boston Marathon "Bag Men"
Concrete information about the terror attacks in Boston has been slow in coming, but the New York Post doesn't let lack of facts get in the way of reporting them.
04/18/2013
07:29
The Colbert Report
S9
The Bucket Maiden Voyage
A game-changing innovation allows Stephen to interact with the unwashed masses in Times Square.
04/18/2013
00:11
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - The Bucket
Jay the Intern waves goodnight.
04/18/2013
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