The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Damon Wayans

Season 7 • 09/18/2002

Damon Wayans' face is too pretty for professional boxing.

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BattleBots

In case the town crier hasn't yet spread the news to everyone, Jon fills viewers in on the future of "BattleBots."
09/17/2002
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Headlines - Search and Annoy

Iraq's announcement that it will cooperate unconditionally with U.N. weapons inspectors makes it a dark, dark day for anyone who loves war.
09/17/2002
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Jason Lee

Jason Lee tells Jon about his pre-acting career: professional skateboarding.
09/17/2002
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Can't Get Fooled Again

Correspondent Rob Corddry in Afghanistan doesn't have breaking news, he just wants to see George W. Bush's "shame on you" clip.
09/18/2002
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Fool Me Once

Trent Lott uses bureaucratic doublespeak, but George W. Bush, an avowed outsider, can explain things more simply.
09/18/2002
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Back in Black - High Alert

Lewis Black offers advice to foreign-born visitors flying in the United States: keep your seat belts fastened at all times and never get up, ever.
09/18/2002
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Shame On You

First lady Laura Bush has embroidered the old Texas saying on to pillows: "Fool me once shame on... shame on you... But, fool me... can't get fooled again."
09/18/2002
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Jon Magazine - That Really Hurt My Testicles

If you have teeth, or love someone who does, you'll want to read about Mo Rocca's heroic battle against gingivitis.
09/18/2002
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Flabscam

Americans are so fat, Mideast correspondent Stephen Colbert live from Baghdad wants to know just how fat they are.
09/18/2002
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Moment of Zen - Old Texas Saying

President George W. Bush recites an old Texas saying about being fooled.
09/18/2002
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Damon Wayans

Damon Wayans was once suspended from school for fondling the town whore in the vice principal's office.
09/18/2002
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Headlines - Signs

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld beats the drums of war with mixed results.
09/19/2002
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Justified Compensation

Corporate executives get paid 480 times more than the average worker because they're 480 times better than the average worker.
09/19/2002
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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Fall Preview

In "The Banger Sisters," Susan Sarandon and Goldie Hawn play sluttier versions of "Thelma and Louise."
09/19/2002
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Djimon Hounsou

A few months ago, Djimon Honsou was run over by a car while he was riding his motorcycle.
09/19/2002
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CEO Speedwagon

These were supposed to be GE executive Jack Welch's golden years -- now he has to pay for use of a jet.
09/19/2002
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Moment of Zen - Cool Don

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld is unperturbed by a protestor.
09/19/2002
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Kate Hudson

Kate and Jon tell each other what keeps them occupied.
09/24/2002
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Headlines - Invading Places

The government stays on its warpath towards Iraq and it's time for the Bush administration to answer some tough questions about their plans.
09/24/2002
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Sting Beats Jon

Jon's not devastated to lose to Sting because he out-dueled him in fiddle playing.
09/24/2002
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Feeding Bears

It's a fun little idea he came up with a few years back when he first went crazy.
09/24/2002
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