The Colbert Report

So Long, Farewell

Season 5 • 02/02/2009

Stephen sings "So Long, Farewell."

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The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 1/29/09

All 177 House Republicans say no to Obama's stimulus package. Shh! Don't tell them they don't control the House anymore.
01/29/2009
07:07

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Sport Report - Chicken Wing Spokesman Richard Lobb

Richard Lobb has advice for the man who has to choose between frying chicken wings and educating his kids.
01/29/2009
05:37

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John Podesta

John Podesta believes that in the last nine days Barack Obama has shown he can make progress.
01/29/2009
01:21

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Rod Blagojevich Is Impeached

Rod Blagojevich is impeached even after appearing on all the talk shows.
01/29/2009
05:24

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The Word - The Audacity of Nope

If Republicans can't have a perfect bill to stimulate the economy, they'd rather have no economy at all.
01/29/2009
04:02

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The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act

Stephen will now have to discriminate under the table, which will be difficult, since that's where he usually does his harassing.
02/02/2009
05:39

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Nailed 'Em - Amtrak Photographer

Amtrak police arrest a man because he's taking pictures for their photography contest.
02/02/2009
03:05

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It Could Be Worse - Iceland

Iceland is a frigid rock in the middle of nowhere that has gone bankrupt and gone gay.
02/02/2009
00:35

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Intro - 2/2/09

The government collapses in Iceland, or as it will soon be known thanks to global warming, Landland.
02/02/2009
05:35

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Dan Zaccagnino

Stephen is angry with Dan Zaccagnino for allowing Indaba Music users to remix his interview.
02/02/2009
00:14

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So Long, Farewell

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night.
02/02/2009
07:07

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Henry Louis Gates, Jr.

Henry Louis Gates, Jr. says Abraham Lincoln was always against slavery, but he wasn't a fan of black people.
02/03/2009
00:14

The Colbert ReportS5
All the Show We Have Time For

Fortunately, it's also all the time we have show for.
02/03/2009
04:13

The Colbert ReportS5
Colbert Platinum - Ass-Covering Edition

If you really want to convince people you're dead, you need to actually die.
02/03/2009
02:35

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Tom Daschle Steps Down

If this were the Bush administration, Tom Daschle would have never stepped down -- not without a medal of freedom.
02/03/2009
05:29

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The Word - Army of One

If Republicans do what Rush Limbaugh says, they'll get the only vote that matters: his.
02/03/2009
00:33

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Intro - 2/3/09

Republicans choose a new leader. Don't worry -- they're the same old ideas.
02/03/2009
04:39

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Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - The Newberry Awards

Al Gore has already won an Oscar, an Emmy, a Nobel Prize and the 2000 presidential election -- he doesn't need a Grammy.
02/04/2009
00:32

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 2/4/09

Pope Benedict reinstates a Holocaust-denying bishop. Frankly, Stephen is skeptical of the evidence that he actually reinstated him.
02/04/2009
00:09

The Colbert ReportS5
Tell Your Friends

If you didn't like what you saw, Stephen will tell your enemies.
02/04/2009
03:01

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Stephen Verbally Thrashes Steve Martin

Stephen explodes after Steve Martin walks through his eyeline.
02/04/2009
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