The Colbert Report
Timetables
Season 4 E 16 • 01/31/2008
Why would a war hero like John McCain use a buzzword like "timetables"?

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The Colbert ReportS4 E4
Un-American News - Primaries
Stephen searches international news to find out who the Aqua Teen Hunger Force is voting for.
01/10/2008
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The Colbert ReportS4 E4
Norman Ornstein
Norman Ornstein and Stephen talk about how the Bush administration slimmed down the Constitution.
01/10/2008
06:23
The Colbert ReportS4 E4
Muhammad Yunus
Stephen can't understand why Muhammad Yunus would lend money to poor women.
01/10/2008
05:37
The Colbert ReportS4 E4
National Treasure Pt. 1
Stephen goes to Washington D.C. to contribute his portrait to the Smithsonian Institution.
01/10/2008
01:07
The Colbert ReportS4 E5
Around the World in 11.6 Seconds - Lo Mein
Stephen catches up on international news while eating lo mein.
01/14/2008
04:22
The Colbert ReportS4 E5
Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - Trustworthy Manner
Stephen warns us that Fred Thompson says things we shouldn't believe in a trustworthy manner.
01/14/2008
07:00
The Colbert ReportS4 E5
National Treasure Pt. 2
Stephen continues his struggle to get his portrait into the Smithsonian Institute.
01/14/2008
02:07
The Colbert ReportS4 E5
Papa Bear Takes Note
Bill O'Reilly notices that Stephen is working hard without his writers.
01/14/2008
00:07
The Colbert ReportS4 E5
Digesting Lo Mein
Stephen finishes the show and continues to eat his lo mein
01/14/2008
05:08
The Colbert ReportS4 E5
Neil Shubin
Evolutionary biologist Neil Shubin claims that the human breast evolved from fish teeth.
01/14/2008
06:49
The Colbert ReportS4 E6
National Treasure Pt. 3
There has never been a better time to take a whiz in Washington.
01/15/2008
00:07
The Colbert ReportS4 E6
Parting Shot
Stephen gives us his signature pose one more time.
01/15/2008
02:43
The Colbert ReportS4 E6
Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Vince Vaughn
Vince Vaughn rode Stephen's coattails by stealing his signature pose.
01/15/2008
06:09
The Colbert ReportS4 E6
Jared Cohen
Jared Cohen found out that the young people in the Middle East are just like American teenagers.
01/15/2008
04:10
The Colbert ReportS4 E6
Peter Hopkins
Peter Hopkins's new site BigThink.com welcomes the thoughts of both experts and numb-nuts.
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05:47
The Colbert ReportS4 E7
Primary Update
Stephen has a helpful suggestion for Rudy Giuliani's Florida campaign.
01/16/2008
05:09
The Colbert ReportS4 E7
Political Roulette Pt. 1
With help from oddsmaker Benjamin Eckstein, Stephen does a little political gambling.
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03:38
The Colbert ReportS4 E7
Back Off Mike Huckabee
Conan O'Brien falsely claims that he is the reason Mike Huckabee won Iowa.
01/16/2008
05:32
The Colbert ReportS4 E7
Deborah Tannen
Deborah Tannen believes that Hillary is being judged more harshly because she is a woman.
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06:12
The Colbert ReportS4 E8
David Levy
David Levy predicts that within the next five years humans will have sex with robots.
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