The Colbert Report

Timetables

Season 4 E 16 • 01/31/2008

"Timetables" was the buzzword.

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Alex Ross tells Stephen how music and politics intersect throughout history.
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Carl Hiaasen
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Stephen asks Carl Hiaasen, author and native Floridian, what is wrong with Florida.
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McCain used his victory speech to send a subtle coded message to Republican voters.
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Better Know a District - South Carolina's 4th - Bob Inglis
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Representative Bob Inglis and Stephen share a couple of good high-fives.
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Frans de Waal
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Frans de Waal, author of Our Inner Ape, tells Stephen that he has a large monkey brain.
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Andrew Napolitano
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Judge Andrew Napolitano slips up and calls Stephen the wrong name.
01/31/2008
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Ron Paul Sounds Alarm
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Stephen digs through some crazy old Ron Paul video highlights.
01/31/2008
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Tim Harford
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Tim Harford explains how rational decision-making influences our choices about unprotected sex and soft drinks.
01/31/2008
05:34

People Who Are Destroying America - Pick-up Trucks
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Lowell Kuvin is destroying America by parking his pick-up truck overnight in Coral Gables, FL.
01/31/2008
04:00

Timetables
The Colbert ReportS4 E16

Why would a war hero like John McCain use a buzzword like "timetables"?
01/31/2008
05:55

Tony Campolo
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Tony Campolo reminds Stephen that Jesus wants him to love his enemy, Conan O'Brien.
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Jacob Weisberg
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Jacob Weisberg compares the Bush family to Shakespeare's Henry IV.
02/04/2008
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Conan and Jon
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Conan warned both Jon and Stephen and now they will have to pay.
02/04/2008
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Post-Show Ass Kicking
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Jon and Stephen must wait for Conan to do his show before they can fight.
02/04/2008
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Happy Super Tuesday!
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Stephen has a way to figure out which Republican candidate is most like Reagan.
02/05/2008
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Mukasey on Torture
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Angelo Falcon
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Angelo Falcon tells Stephen that the Republicans have been chucking the Latino vote out the window.
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Bob Dole
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Richard Brookhiser
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Richard Brookhiser tells Stephen that John McCain is the likely candidate for the Republicans.
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