The Colbert Report
Dow Hits 11,000
Season 6 • 04/13/2010
Only a year ago Stephen didn't bother to understand what was happening, and now it's over.
The Word - Affirmative InactionThe Colbert ReportS6
By giving the real power to a shadow RNC, the Republicans get to tiptoe around the firing of their first African-American chairman.
Unpaid Internship CrackdownThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen's interns are learning stone masonry, from which he will not derive any immediate advantage for decades.
Julian AssangeThe Colbert ReportS6
Julian Assange entitled the Apache helicopter video "Collateral Murder" in order to get maximum political impact.
Justice Stevens Replacement - Jeffrey ToobinThe Colbert ReportS6
Jeffrey Toobin talks about the legacy of Justice Stevens and his possible Supreme Court replacement.
WikiLeaks Military VideoThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wants to know where the WikiLeaks guys are located and how soon the Pentagon can reach them with a Predator drone.
Sign Off - Cupcake Chicken SandwichThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen makes a cupcake sandwich with two chicken patties.
Thought for Food - Mentally Ill Advertisers & German CupcakesThe Colbert ReportS6
Burger King uses mental illness to sell food, KFC unveils the Double Down sandwich, and McDonald's introduces cupcakes to Germans.
The Word - The Lost CauseThe Colbert ReportS6
Every time Southerners try to celebrate Confederate heritage, Yankees ruin it by mentioning the s-word.
Jon MooallemThe Colbert ReportS6
Jon Mooallem discusses the observations of same-sex activities in about 450 different species.
Dow Hits 11,000The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen's financial advisor, Gorlock, has assured him that the Dow will continue to rise indefinitely.
Sunday Morning Fact-Checking - Jake Tapper & Bill AdairThe Colbert ReportS6
Jake Tapper explains why he hired PolitiFact's Bill Adair to fact-check his Sunday morning talk show, "This Week."
David ShieldsThe Colbert ReportS6
David Shields wants writers to ignore the laws regarding appropriation and create new forms for the 21st century.
Sign Off - China's Central Finance MinistryThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen works on his tax return to send to the People's Glorious Central Finance Ministry.
President Obama Bows AgainThe Colbert ReportS6
On his latest international apology tour, President Obama hands America's sovereignty to China with a bow.
Ryanair Charges for ToiletsThe Colbert ReportS6
Airlines enter a golden age of wallet sodomy as Ryanair charges passengers to use the toilet.
Sign Off - Tax DeadlineThe Colbert ReportS6
For those of you scrambling to finish your taxes -- 4, 38, 512, 65.
Aimee MullinsThe Colbert ReportS6
Aimee Mullins, who has two prosthetic legs, says the average pinup model has more prosthetics in her breasts than she has on her body.
Intro - 4/15/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen finds out who's not filling out their census forms, and Aimee Mullins explains what she did with the rest of the carbon-fiber cheetah.
Formula 01 Liquid Genetic MaterialThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen announces his own bargain-priced generic daddy butter, Formula 01 Liquid Genetic Material.
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