Season 3 E 17 • 02/23/2005
Elmer loses his pacemaker during a bus trip.
The Truth Calls Jessica SimpsonCrank YankersS3 E14
The Truth tries to get a girl named Jessica Simpson to lend her name to the Almost Celebrity Golf Tournament.
Crazy Yitzhak Sells Plasma TV'sCrank YankersS3 E14
Crazy Yitzhak will sell you a plasma TV -- and he'll throw in his three baby crocodiles.
Katie Learns Something NewCrank YankersS3 E15
A helpful librarian teaches a confused young girl the meaning of the words "adapted" and "mature."
The Truth Is Looking for WorkCrank YankersS3 E15
Landalious Truefeld inquires about a position as a square dance caller and then asks for a favor.
Niles the GodfatherCrank YankersS3 E15
A young man is disturbed when his romantic interest keeps her godfather on the line during a personal call.
Joe Needs to Pick Something UpCrank YankersS3 E16
After facing a personal loss, tough guy Joe asks the lost-and-found department for a big favor.
Bobby's Weed Pasta ProblemCrank YankersS3 E16
After Bobby fails a drug test, he blames it on the sauce at an Italian restaurant.
Spoonie Wants to Sell Some Home MoviesCrank YankersS3 E16
Spoonie Luv tries to peddle his homemade masturbation movies to a local video store.
Special Ed Calls a Pharmacy for Cough SyrupCrank YankersS3 E17
A very drowsy Special Ed rings his local pharmacy to try to secure some more of his beloved cough syrup.
Dr. Premise Calls a Voice CoachCrank YankersS3 E17
Dr. Premise uses a computer-generated voice to request a very special service from a speech therapist.
Elmer's PacemakerCrank YankersS3 E17
After misplacing his pacemaker on a bus, Elmer calls the bus terminal to see if it's in their lost and found.
Rob Tepard Calls From the Bureau of MonumentsCrank YankersS3 E18
Rob Tepard surveys a store employee about erecting a statue of Saddam Hussein outside her workplace.
Elmer Needs an AssistantCrank YankersS3 E18
Speaking with a potential personal assistant, Elmer shares the job requirements.
Spoonie Plans a Night OutCrank YankersS3 E18
Spoonie Luv calls a bondsman to see if he can arrange bail before a night on the town.
Doughnuts for Special EdCrank YankersS3 E19
Special Ed dials a doughnut shop to confirm some of their pricing.
Jack Needs a House SitterCrank YankersS3 E19
A woman finds it nearly impossible to get information on a house-sitting job from an overly sensitive man.
Mister Moustache Strikes AgainCrank YankersS3 E19
Mister Moustache calls an unsuspecting man to make an important request.
The Truth Recruits Senior CitizensCrank YankersS5 E1
Retired semi-pro football player Landalious Truefeld (David Alan Grier) calls up an old folks' home to organize a football league for senior citizens.
Chelsea Peretti Wants You to Know She's, Like, Really HotCrank YankersS5 E1
Chelsea Peretti inquiries about a job at a restaurant known for its attractive waitresses, and she isn't afraid to flaunt her own hotness.
Shasta (Punkie Johnson) Warns the Neighbors of White ActivityCrank YankersS5 E2
Shasta (Punkie Johnson) calls up her local neighborhood watch to report a guy for doing suspicious activities while white.
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