The Colbert Report
Concealing Weapons in Style
Season 8 E 94 • 04/30/2012

Invisible zippers ensure that no one will know about the gun in your pocket unless you're unhappy to see them.

Watching

00:37

The Colbert ReportS8 E93
Intro - 4/26/12

Republicans create an anti-Obama ad, Super PACs go to college, and musician Jack White releases his solo album, "Blunderbuss."
04/26/2012
00:57

The Colbert ReportS8 E93
Sign Off - Montclair Film Festival

Stephen highlights "Flat Daddy," a military family documentary in New Jersey's inaugural Montclair Film Festival.
04/26/2012
04:41

The Colbert ReportS8 E93
Barack Obama's Slow Jam Backlash

Old, gray-haired Barack Obama successfully panders to the youth vote, but Republicans emphasize the difference between class clown and class president.
04/26/2012
04:47

The Colbert ReportS8 E93
Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack 1st Treasure Hunt Clue

One thousand college students receive their Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack, so Stephen unveils the launch clue and silver treasure.
04/26/2012
06:40

The Colbert ReportS8 E93
Jack White

Jack White introduces his first solo album, "Blunderbuss," and recalls making a record with Stephen.
04/26/2012
05:16

The Colbert ReportS8 E94
Delicate Advice for Chen Guangcheng

Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng lulls his guards into complacency and escapes from an 18-month house arrest.
04/30/2012
00:11

The Colbert ReportS8 E94
Sign Off - Stephen's Fashionable Firearm

Stephen shows off his gun's matching suit and tie.
04/30/2012
00:30

The Colbert ReportS8 E94
Intro - 4/30/12

Adults dodge sexuality education, gun owners find the latest convenience, and Diane Keaton joins Stephen.
04/30/2012
04:44

The Colbert ReportS8 E94
The Word - Don't Ask, Don't Show & Tell

Missouri lawmakers want to ban homosexuality discussions in schools because finding out that homosexuality exists is a slippery slope to tolerating it.
04/30/2012
06:15

The Colbert ReportS8 E94
Diane Keaton

Academy Award-winning actress Diane Keaton skirts Stephen's questions and misinterprets a backstage hug.
04/30/2012
03:52

The Colbert ReportS8 E94
Concealing Weapons in Style

Invisible zippers ensure that no one will know about the gun in your pocket unless you're unhappy to see them.
04/30/2012
03:45

The Colbert ReportS8 E95
Barack Obama & the Anniversary of Bin Laden's Assassination

Barack Obama visits troops in Afghanistan and cynically uses the anniversary of ordering the hit on Osama bin Laden to order a campaign ad hit on Mitt Romney.
05/01/2012
06:08

The Colbert ReportS8 E95
Carne Ross

Carne Ross discusses his book "The Leaderless Revolution: How Ordinary People Will Take Power and Change Politics in the 21st Century."
05/01/2012
00:06

The Colbert ReportS8 E95
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
05/01/2012
00:34

The Colbert ReportS8 E95
Intro - 5/1/12

Election advertising gets ugly, God sanctions cuts to the poor, and Carne Ross believes democracy is defective.
05/01/2012
05:59

The Colbert ReportS8 E95
Paul Ryan's Christian Budget Cuts - Thomas Reese

Georgetown University's Father Thomas Reese finds discrepancies between Catholic doctrine and Paul Ryan's fiscal ministry.
05/01/2012
04:18

The Colbert ReportS8 E95
Paul Ryan's Christian Budget Cuts

Barack Obama and the Catholic Church wage war on Paul Ryan's deeply Christian Republican House budget.
05/01/2012
04:50

The Colbert ReportS8 E96
Kermit the Frog's German TV Offense - Hans Beinholtz

Kermit the Frog violates German media law, but Stephen defends his reputation to Germany's UN ambassador, Hans Beinholtz.
05/02/2012
03:27

The Colbert ReportS8 E96
Richard Branson-Shaped Ice Cubes

Sir Richard Branson commissions four skilled designers to create an ice cube mold in the shape of his head.
05/02/2012
05:58

The Colbert ReportS8 E96
Jonathan Haidt

Social psychologist Jonathan Haidt discusses his book "The Righteous Mind: Why Good People Are Divided by Politics and Religion."
05/02/2012
00:28

The Colbert ReportS8 E96
Sign Off - Stephen Colbert's 6000K Norway Norwalkathon

Stephen cancels his 6000K walkathon from Bangor, ME, to Oslo, Norway.
05/02/2012