The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Doctor's Orders
Season 3 • 08/15/2007
Stephen is forced to wear an e-collar for medical reasons.
The Colbert ReportS3 DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Incrimination
Stephen discovers he is the next in a long line of famous people who have DNA.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jerry Miller
DNA freed Jerry Miller after 26 years in prison. Stephen presents him with a card.
The Colbert ReportS3 Dr. Spencer Wells
Stephen's grandfather collected over 100,000 issues of National Geographic
The Colbert ReportS3 DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Jackknife
When a tanker truck full of Formula 401 jackknifes, Stephen decides to learn more about DNA.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Potential
Alberto Gonzales could become a one-man justice system, like RoboCop.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jewish Colbert Ancestry
If Stephen's Jewish grandmother had testicles, she would be his Jewish grandfather.
The Colbert ReportS3 Michael Wallis
Michael Wallis is the author of "The Lincoln Highway," which goes from San Francisco to Times Square. Stephen assumes it's for shuttling gay people to Broadway musicals.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 8/15/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses driving with author Michael Wallis, and Alberto Gonzales gets the power to fast track executions.
The Colbert ReportS3 Monkey on the Lam - Oliver
Beware! A monkey escaped from the Tupelo Zoo after he picked the lock to his cage again.
The Colbert ReportS3 Markos Moulitsas
Stephen catches Markos Moulitsas, founder of DailyKos.com, in a truly hateful position.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Doctor's Orders
Stephen thinks the e-collar his doctor instructed him to wear is totally unnecessary.
The Colbert ReportS3 Andrew Keen
Andrew Keen, author of "The Cult of the Amateur," believes the Internet has replaced professionals with amateurs. It's certainly true of porn.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 8/16/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Andrew Keen and takes a look at the Iowa Straw Poll.
The Colbert ReportS3 Mike Huckabee
Thanks to the Colbert Bump, Governor Mike Huckabee will be the next President of the United States.
The Colbert ReportS3 Cheating Death - Gene Therapy
Gene therapy will cure our most devastating health problems -- like erectile dysfunction in mice.
The Colbert ReportS3 Colbert-Branson Trainwreck
Stephen tries to quiet rumors about the most explosive interview of the year -- The Colbert-Branson Trainwreck.
The Colbert ReportS3 WristStrong Bracelets
Stephen's audience has been given WristStrong bracelets with instruction to surrender them to anyone they meet who is famous.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Made in Iraq
Stephen thinks we should make all our stuff in Iraq, and use the Iraqi model on every country that has something he wants.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 8/20/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with LEGO artist Nathan Sawaya and takes a look at the people who are keeping our borders safe.
The Colbert ReportS3 Nathan Sawaya
Stephen asks Nathan Sawaya if becoming a LEGO artist was the best way he could think of to tell his parents to go to hell.
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