The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Doctor's Orders
Season 3 • 08/15/2007
Stephen is forced to wear an e-collar for medical reasons.
DNA: Could It Happen To You? - IncriminationThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen discovers he is the next in a long line of famous people who have DNA.
Jerry MillerThe Colbert ReportS3
DNA freed Jerry Miller after 26 years in prison. Stephen presents him with a card.
Dr. Spencer WellsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen's grandfather collected over 100,000 issues of National Geographic
DNA: Could It Happen To You? - JackknifeThe Colbert ReportS3
When a tanker truck full of Formula 401 jackknifes, Stephen decides to learn more about DNA.
The Word - PotentialThe Colbert ReportS3
Alberto Gonzales could become a one-man justice system, like RoboCop.
Jewish Colbert AncestryThe Colbert ReportS3
If Stephen's Jewish grandmother had testicles, she would be his Jewish grandfather.
Michael WallisThe Colbert ReportS3
Michael Wallis is the author of "The Lincoln Highway," which goes from San Francisco to Times Square. Stephen assumes it's for shuttling gay people to Broadway musicals.
Intro - 8/15/07The Colbert ReportS3
In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses driving with author Michael Wallis, and Alberto Gonzales gets the power to fast track executions.
Monkey on the Lam - OliverThe Colbert ReportS3
Beware! A monkey escaped from the Tupelo Zoo after he picked the lock to his cage again.
Markos MoulitsasThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen catches Markos Moulitsas, founder of DailyKos.com, in a truly hateful position.
Sign Off - Doctor's OrdersThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen thinks the e-collar his doctor instructed him to wear is totally unnecessary.
Andrew KeenThe Colbert ReportS3
Andrew Keen, author of "The Cult of the Amateur," believes the Internet has replaced professionals with amateurs. It's certainly true of porn.
Intro - 8/16/07The Colbert ReportS3
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Andrew Keen and takes a look at the Iowa Straw Poll.
Mike HuckabeeThe Colbert ReportS3
Thanks to the Colbert Bump, Governor Mike Huckabee will be the next President of the United States.
Cheating Death - Gene TherapyThe Colbert ReportS3
Gene therapy will cure our most devastating health problems -- like erectile dysfunction in mice.
Colbert-Branson TrainwreckThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tries to quiet rumors about the most explosive interview of the year -- The Colbert-Branson Trainwreck.
WristStrong BraceletsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen's audience has been given WristStrong bracelets with instruction to surrender them to anyone they meet who is famous.
The Word - Made in IraqThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen thinks we should make all our stuff in Iraq, and use the Iraqi model on every country that has something he wants.
Intro - 8/20/07The Colbert ReportS3
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with LEGO artist Nathan Sawaya and takes a look at the people who are keeping our borders safe.
Nathan SawayaThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks Nathan Sawaya if becoming a LEGO artist was the best way he could think of to tell his parents to go to hell.
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