The Colbert Report

Intro - 1/7/09

Season 5 • 01/07/2009

Jon Stewart, Stephen's silence about your workouts ends.

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Ponzi Schemes

Bernard Madoff lost less money than AIG and he throws way better parties.
01/06/2009
03:59

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Hiding Gold - David Leonhardt

David Leonhardt endorses Stephen's new business of hiding gold.
01/06/2009
05:09

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Matt Miller

Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like health care and pensions.
01/06/2009
06:59

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Better Know a District - Utah's 3rd - Jason Chaffetz

Stephen beats Jason Chaffetz in leg wrestling.
01/06/2009
06:10

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Benicio Del Toro

Benicio Del Toro talks about meeting Castro to prepare for "Che."
01/07/2009
05:32

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The Word - Statute of Liberty

If Barack Obama wants people to get the justice they were denied in the past, he should get someone to deny their civil rights now.
01/07/2009
02:49

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Dr. Gupta's Penis Pyramid

If Sanjay Gupta gets appointed as surgeon general he'll change the food pyramid.
01/07/2009
03:24

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Tip/Wag - Cocaine Honey

Now we know that the missing honeybees are in the bathroom doing a bump.
01/07/2009
01:15

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Che Stadium

Benicio Del Toro is here to promote his new movie about the building of Che Stadium.
01/07/2009
00:18

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Pro-Commie Epic

Don't forget to see the pro-commie epic "Che."
01/07/2009
00:36

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Intro - 1/7/09

Obama wants to make it easier for people to sue their employers for past abuse. Jon Stewart, Stephen's silence about your workouts ends.
01/07/2009
06:10

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Lawrence Lessig

Lawrence Lessig says the outdated copyright laws have turned our kids into criminals.
01/08/2009
04:18

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New York Times Abandons Dignity

The New York Times drops to its knees in a back alley for 20 bucks like the rest of us.
01/08/2009
00:12

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A Really Good Book

Stephen remarks on his really good book.
01/08/2009
03:24

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Leg Wrestling Rematch

Stephen will take on Jason Chaffetz and the entire KSTU Fox 13 news team.
01/08/2009
01:29

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Exclusive - Better Know a District - Utah's 3rd - Jason Chaffetz Pt. 2

Stephen Colbert and Congressman Jason Chaffetz play the Rock Band version of "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)."
01/08/2009
01:24

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Exclusive - Better Know a District - Utah's 3rd - Jason Chaffetz Pt. 1

Stephen gives Congressman Jason Chaffetz a facial.
01/08/2009
04:40

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Yahweh or No Way - Roland Burris

You can hear Rod Blagojevich's entire conversation with God on the FBI wiretap.
01/08/2009
00:33

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Intro - 1/8/09

Does God speak directly to us? Stephen will tell you His answer.
01/08/2009
00:36

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Intro - 1/12/09

In his last press conference, President Bush admits to the biggest mistake of his presidency: holding press conferences.
01/12/2009
06:09

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Anthony Romero

Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.
01/12/2009
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