The Colbert Report
Intro - 1/7/09
Season 5 • 01/07/2009
Jon Stewart, Stephen's silence about your workouts ends.
The Colbert ReportS5 Ponzi Schemes
Bernard Madoff lost less money than AIG and he throws way better parties.
The Colbert ReportS5 Hiding Gold - David Leonhardt
David Leonhardt endorses Stephen's new business of hiding gold.
The Colbert ReportS5 Matt Miller
Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like health care and pensions.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a District - Utah's 3rd - Jason Chaffetz
Stephen beats Jason Chaffetz in leg wrestling.
The Colbert ReportS5 Benicio Del Toro
Benicio Del Toro talks about meeting Castro to prepare for "Che."
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Statute of Liberty
If Barack Obama wants people to get the justice they were denied in the past, he should get someone to deny their civil rights now.
The Colbert ReportS5 Dr. Gupta's Penis Pyramid
If Sanjay Gupta gets appointed as surgeon general he'll change the food pyramid.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tip/Wag - Cocaine Honey
Now we know that the missing honeybees are in the bathroom doing a bump.
The Colbert ReportS5 Che Stadium
Benicio Del Toro is here to promote his new movie about the building of Che Stadium.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/7/09
Obama wants to make it easier for people to sue their employers for past abuse. Jon Stewart, Stephen's silence about your workouts ends.
The Colbert ReportS5 Lawrence Lessig
Lawrence Lessig says the outdated copyright laws have turned our kids into criminals.
The Colbert ReportS5 New York Times Abandons Dignity
The New York Times drops to its knees in a back alley for 20 bucks like the rest of us.
The Colbert ReportS5 Leg Wrestling Rematch
Stephen will take on Jason Chaffetz and the entire KSTU Fox 13 news team.
The Colbert ReportS5 Yahweh or No Way - Roland Burris
You can hear Rod Blagojevich's entire conversation with God on the FBI wiretap.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/8/09
Does God speak directly to us? Stephen will tell you His answer.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/12/09
In his last press conference, President Bush admits to the biggest mistake of his presidency: holding press conferences.
The Colbert ReportS5 Anthony Romero
Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.
The Colbert ReportS5 A Lot More to Say
Stephen will give you some time for your eardrums to scab over.
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