The Colbert Report

Better Know a District - Wyoming's At-Large - Cynthia Lummis

Season 5 • 03/09/2009

Representative Cynthia Lummis rates Stephen's meats.

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Better Know a District - Wyoming's At-Large - Cynthia Lummis
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Representative Cynthia Lummis judges a selection of Stephen's meats.
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Stephen longs for a day when gun owners no longer have to hide their relationships with their concealed weapons.
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