The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Not One F*g in My Family
Season 11 • 06/07/2006
If you f*ck a guy, but don't know his name, that's not gay.
Moment of Zen - Senator Brownback's ChartsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Senator Brownback has a lot of charts.
Bill Bennett Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Bill Bennett doesn't think that gay marriage is the natural progression of things.
Headlines - 6/6/06The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
The news media ponder the meaning of the date 6/6/06. Some say bad things will happen -- bad things like the apocalypse.
Headlines - Wedding CrasherThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Marriage in our country is only threatened during even-numbered years.
Fat Cat or Crumbum - Donkey PunchThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
To find out how the Democrats in power are doing, Jon Stewart plays everyone's favorite political game, "Fat Cat or Crumbum."
Moment of Zen - Dam is DoneThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
A dam is demolished in Hubei, China.
Daily/Colbert - FeudThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Stephen Colbert checks in from "The Colbert Report" to make sure that he and Jon Stewart are still cool.
The Road to Indecision 2006 - Golden SlateThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
California Congressman Randy Duke Cunningham was recently jailed for accepting bribes, tax evasion and crying at a press conference.
Bonnie HuntThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Bonnie Hunt thought that "The Daily Show" was a lunchtime show, so she arrived 5 hours early.
Back in Black - Walls Don't WorkThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
If there's one way to keep Mexicans away from the border, it's making it look like a construction site.
Not One F*g in My FamilyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
In the recorded history of Senator James Inhofe's family, there has never been a divorce or homosexual relationship.
Headlines - 'Night MartyrThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, aka "Stinky," is dead. We dropped two bombs on his house.
Headlines - Sheikh's Feet UnderThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
A U.S. general is sure that the body they found belonged to Zarqawi.
Headlines - Maple Leaf RageThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Police arrested 17 Canadians who planned to blow up government buildings in order to force Canadian troops to leave Afghanistan.
Moment of Zen - Zarqawi DeadThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
A Fox News anchor refers to Zarqawi's home as an "unsafe house."
Lily TomlinThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Lily Tomlin stars in "A Prairie Home Companion," a movie about the making of a radio show.
World Cup 2006The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Soccer is the biggest sport in the world: in 2002, the World Cup final was watched by 85 trillion people. Really.
Zarqawi KilledThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Zarqawi and seven of his men were killed. Nearly 600 virgins will be needed. It's a bad day to be a virgin wrangler in Muslim heaven.
Daily/Colbert - Stephen's BabyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
If Angelina Jolie and Stephen Colbert have a baby boy, they'll name him Gettysburg.
Mess O'Potamia - Much Abu About NothingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
An autopsy reveals new information about the circumstances of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's death.
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