The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Daily/Colbert - Lady Nocturne

Season 11 • 03/15/2006

Stephen Colbert offers Natalie Portman the role of Lady Nocturne, with no audition necessary.

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This Week in God - Blasphemy Edition

This Week in God takes a look at the controversy over cartoon depictions of Muhammad and how even Jesus has dealt with a little piss.
03/14/2006
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Bart Ehrman

Bart Ehrman contends that the Bible has changed many times over the years, depending on the interpretation of the copier.
03/14/2006
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Daily/Colbert - Other Channels

Stephen Colbert promotes programming on other channels, as he is confident that he can keep his peeps.
03/14/2006
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Moment of Zen - John McCain

Senator John McCain stays behind George W. Bush, insisting the president's detractors are lying.
03/14/2006
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Couldn't Hackett

Iraq war veteran Paul Hackett is told not to run for U.S. Senate by other Democrats, so Ed Helms gives a quick tutorial on not having beliefs.
03/14/2006
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Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman and Jon discuss death metal and harsh German accents.
03/15/2006
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Moment of Zen - Censure Signal

Senator Bill Frist explains that censuring President Bush will send a terrible signal to people who wish the United States harm.
03/15/2006
03:43

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Swift Justice

In an incredible moment of live television, Ed Helms demonstrates everything he's learned at NYPD's elite Foot Chasing Simulation and Training Facility.
03/15/2006
05:27

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Bye Bye Birdie

Nate Corddry learns that like Dick Cheney, he too has what it takes to shoot something that has no chance of ever getting away.
03/15/2006
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Headlines - Motion Censure

Senator Russ Feingold introduces a resolution to censure President Bush for illegal wiretapping, but he gets no love on the Senate floor.
03/15/2006
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Daily/Colbert - Lady Nocturne

Stephen Colbert wants Natalie Portman to play a role in the movie based on his book, "Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Janson Adventure."
03/15/2006
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Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel tells Jon how he gained thirty-five pounds for a role.
03/16/2006
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Courtroom Caption Contest - Zacharias Moussaoui

The winner of the Zacharias Moussaoui Courtroom Caption Contest wins a framed print signed by the courtroom artist and a lifetime supply of flesh tone pastels.
03/16/2006
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Operation Swarmer

Ed Helms explains that the air assault in Iraq is just America returning to what America does best.
03/16/2006
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Intro - Send Jon Money

Jon is happy to know you use every part of The Daily Show, just like the Native Americans.
03/16/2006
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The Futile Crescent

President Bush gives an exciting sneak peek of upcoming "political maneuvers" in Iran.
03/16/2006
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Moment of Zen - Peter Pace

General Peter Pace maintains that the Iraqi people must choose the path toward civil war or the path toward freedom.
03/16/2006
02:49

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Katherine Harris's Breasts

Jason Jones explains that Katherine Harris is banking her Senate campaign on her spectacular breasts.
03/16/2006
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Daily/Colbert - Pre-Show Meditation

Stephen Colbert is just finishing up his pre-show meditation.
03/16/2006
02:21

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Second Term Fatigue

President Bush has a classic case of the second-term blahs.
03/16/2006
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Iraq War in Retro-Perspective - The Question

Which of the following events last longer than the Iraq War?
03/20/2006
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