The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Indecision 2004 - Negative Ads
Season 8 • 04/01/2004
John Kerry's attack ad only earns one and a half no-you-didn'ts.
The Days of Signs and RosesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Stephen Colbert profiles a Wisconsin man who is running for mayor, county board, city council and school board in 2004.
Moment of Zen - CoolThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
John Kerry can't say that he's cool, because if he did he wouldn't be cool anymore.
Intro - Leave the Camera On and WaitThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A CNN report on a missing woman turns into a glamour piece on a police dog.
Karen Hughes Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Karen Hughes weighs in on Richard Clarke's book and the world's reaction to the Bush doctrine.
Karen Hughes Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Karen Hughes talks about what it's like when your boss suddenly becomes president of the United States.
Headlines - Fuel's GoldThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
According to a retro Republican ad, Senator John Kerry's stance on gas taxes should earn this bum a knuckle sandwich.
This Week in God - Cast Ye From the GardenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A lesbian minister is put on trial, Islamic headscarves are banned in France and a West Bank lamb poops out the name Moses.
Intro - Lottery Lump SumThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A West Virginia lottery winner must choose between $239 million in annual payments or a lump sum of $149 million.
Johnny KnoxvilleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Had Johnny Knoxville known that it would only cost $500, he would've trashed his Indonesian hotel room.
Moment of Zen - Gas PricesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A California gas station patron talks about the impact of high prices at the pump.
Indecision 2004 - Negative AdsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The latest Republican attack ad against Senator John Kerry wins Ed Helm's highest prize: the coveted Palme D' Bitch-Slap.
Jerry Seinfeld Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jerry Seinfeld describes his perfect Superman: an out-of-touch, non-superpower-using yutz.
Moment of Zen - Stand to TalkThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Diane Sawyer hears a rumor that the Tyco jury made a rule where a juror had to stand up if they wished to speak.
Intro - MacaroonsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon is not happy to receive a shoebox full of non-hermetically sealed macaroons.
Mess O'Potamia - Freedom of PressThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The U.S. shuts down the last voice of anti-American sentiment and instigates angry chanting in the process.
Jerry Seinfeld Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jerry Seinfeld is forced to say 'Hello, Newman' and identify the whereabouts of Kramer by everyone he encounters.
Jury on TrialThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Stephen Colbert lauds the New York Post for unmasking the identity of the holdout juror in the Tyco trial.
What, Me Jury?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Dennis Kozlowski and Mark Swartz have reasons for their sh*t-eating grins as their case is declared a mistrial.
Back in Black - 2004 Summer OlympicsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Even with only four months left to finish construction of major facilities, Greek officials say they will lay down the necessary tarps and move dirt around in time for the Olympics.
Intro - Street RiotingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
If your college team has won a basketball game, overturn some cars.
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