The Colbert Report
Sign Off - It's Lonely at the Top
Season 6 • 02/09/2010
If Stephen's lonely at the top, he can't imagine what it's like where you are.
The Colbert ReportS6 Formidable Opponent - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Trial
Stephen wants to give Khalid Sheikh Mohammed a fair public trial until he hears Stephen's defense.
The Colbert ReportS6 Jonathan Safran Foer
Jonathan Safran Foer says the U.S. farm system is perfectly antithetical to American values.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-Prompter
Sarah Palin uses a hand-o-prompter and defends Rush Limbaugh for calling liberals "retards."
The Colbert ReportS6 Office Super Bowl Ad Pool
Toyota's Super Bowl ad should have had a talking crocodile plowing his Prius into a herd of sexy zebras.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Faux 'N' Tell
If the underwear bomber was weak enough to give intelligence when he wasn't tortured, imagine what he would have said under duress.
The Colbert ReportS6 George Stephanopoulos
George Stephanopoulos discusses his work on "The Week" and "GMA" over a Heineken.
The Colbert ReportS6 Celebrate Black History Month With Heineken
The best way to rejoice in the achievements of our black countrymen is with a Heineken.
The Colbert ReportS6 Corporate Free Speech - Chris Dodd
Chris Dodd proposes a constitutional amendment to prevent elections from becoming the Super Bowl of advertising.
The Colbert ReportS6 Alpha Dog of the Week - Markus Bestin
Markus Bestin follows in the footsteps of Rosa Parks and Gandhi by fighting for civil man-whore rights.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - It's Lonely at the Top
Stephen's lonely at the top, and he can't imagine what it's like where you are.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 2/10/10
Stephen profiles Chicago's 5th district, and Claire Danes plays an autistic woman who designs slaughterhouses.
The Colbert ReportS6 Better Know a District - Illinois' 5th
Shouting verbal abuses at the Wieners Circle is a lot of fun, but families might want to steer clear of the kids' menu.
The Colbert ReportS6 We're Off to See the Blizzard
Based on the latest data from the Dopplest 9000 radar, Stephen can only assume that the sun has been destroyed.
The Colbert ReportS6 Better Know a District - Illinois' 5th - Mike Quigley
Mike Quigley does a quick improv scene with Stephen and refuses to embarrass his district by singing.
The Colbert ReportS6 Claire Danes
Claire Danes describes her role as an autistic woman who designed a system where cows can walk easily to their death.
The Colbert ReportS6 David Ross
David Ross thinks good Olympic art should contain a heroic individual. With that in mind, Stephen presents his Vancouver poster.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - See You in Vancouver
Stephen is off to Vancouver for the Winter Olympics with his poster.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Political Suicide
Republicans were doing such a good job of getting nothing done before Obama invited them to a televised health care summit.
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