The Colbert Report

Sign Off - It's Lonely at the Top

Season 6 • 02/09/2010

If Stephen's lonely at the top, he can't imagine what it's like where you are.

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Formidable Opponent - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Trial

Stephen wants to give Khalid Sheikh Mohammed a fair public trial until he hears Stephen's defense.
02/04/2010
05:22

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Jonathan Safran Foer

Jonathan Safran Foer says the U.S. farm system is perfectly antithetical to American values.
02/08/2010
00:07

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for the show, everybody.
02/08/2010
05:12

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Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-Prompter

Sarah Palin uses a hand-o-prompter and defends Rush Limbaugh for calling liberals "retards."
02/08/2010
02:50

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Office Super Bowl Ad Pool

Toyota's Super Bowl ad should have had a talking crocodile plowing his Prius into a herd of sexy zebras.
02/08/2010
06:02

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The Word - Faux 'N' Tell

If the underwear bomber was weak enough to give intelligence when he wasn't tortured, imagine what he would have said under duress.
02/08/2010
05:18

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George Stephanopoulos

George Stephanopoulos discusses his work on "The Week" and "GMA" over a Heineken.
02/09/2010
02:44

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Celebrate Black History Month With Heineken

The best way to rejoice in the achievements of our black countrymen is with a Heineken.
02/09/2010
06:52

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Corporate Free Speech - Chris Dodd

Chris Dodd proposes a constitutional amendment to prevent elections from becoming the Super Bowl of advertising.
02/09/2010
03:32

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Markus Bestin

Markus Bestin follows in the footsteps of Rosa Parks and Gandhi by fighting for civil man-whore rights.
02/09/2010
00:12

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Sign Off - It's Lonely at the Top

Stephen's lonely at the top, and he can't imagine what it's like where you are.
02/09/2010
00:40

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Intro - 2/10/10

Stephen profiles Chicago's 5th district, and Claire Danes plays an autistic woman who designs slaughterhouses.
02/10/2010
00:05

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight!
02/10/2010
02:52

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Better Know a District - Illinois' 5th

Shouting verbal abuses at the Wieners Circle is a lot of fun, but families might want to steer clear of the kids' menu.
02/10/2010
04:09

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We're Off to See the Blizzard

Based on the latest data from the Dopplest 9000 radar, Stephen can only assume that the sun has been destroyed.
02/10/2010
05:34

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Better Know a District - Illinois' 5th - Mike Quigley

Mike Quigley does a quick improv scene with Stephen and refuses to embarrass his district by singing.
02/10/2010
05:51

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Claire Danes

Claire Danes describes her role as an autistic woman who designed a system where cows can walk easily to their death.
02/10/2010
05:40

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David Ross

David Ross thinks good Olympic art should contain a heroic individual. With that in mind, Stephen presents his Vancouver poster.
02/11/2010
00:06

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Sign Off - See You in Vancouver

Stephen is off to Vancouver for the Winter Olympics with his poster.
02/11/2010
04:52

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The Word - Political Suicide

Republicans were doing such a good job of getting nothing done before Obama invited them to a televised health care summit.
02/11/2010
06:51

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Sport Report - Global Snow Drive - Al Michaels

Al Michaels will call it a miracle if Shani Davis mouths, "Thank you, Stephen," from the Olympic medal podium.
02/11/2010
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