The Colbert Report
Tangelo-American John Boehner
Season 6 • 07/01/2010
Joe Scarborough attacks John Boehner for being lazy just because his skin is orange.
Supreme Court Justice SweetnessThe Colbert ReportS6
To protect the Second Amendment, President Obama must nominate Stephen's gun, Sweetness, as the next Supreme Court justice.
Nicholas CarrThe Colbert ReportS6
Nicholas Carr says the Internet short-circuits our mental processes by constantly bombarding us with information.
Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - King Tut's Penis Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS6
Thousands of years of mummification probably gave King Tut a severe case of the Shrinky Dinks.
Cold War Update - North Korea & Russian SpiesThe Colbert ReportS6
North Korea demands reparations from the US, and the FBI arrests 10 Russian spies raising families in the suburbs.
ThreatDown - Dawn, Actual Food & Texas GOPThe Colbert ReportS6
Dawn causes the BP oil spill, underprocessed SpaghettiOs get recalled, and the Texas GOP wants to criminalize sodomy.
Intro - 7/1/10The Colbert ReportS6
Texas Republicans want to criminalize homosexuality, and Manny Howard turns his New York City backyard into a farm.
Al Qaeda Starts Inspire MagazineThe Colbert ReportS6
Al Qaeda's Inspire Magazine appeals to American terrorists with features like "Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Manscaping Tips."
Sign Off - Obsessive-Compulsive DisorderThe Colbert ReportS6
Viewers with obsessive-compulsive disorder are going to want to turn off the TV, turn it back on again, then turn it back off.
Manny HowardThe Colbert ReportS6
Manny Howard tried to grow tilapia in his bathtub and almost beat a rabbit to death with a dustpan in self-defense.
Tangelo-American John BoehnerThe Colbert ReportS6
John Boehner is going to be hard hit by the tanning tax because his tanning bed is also his bed.
Electronic Frontier Foundation - Cindy CohnThe Colbert ReportS6
Cindy Cohn doubts that President Obama is coming for our guns online and doesn't find Stephen's Hitler joke funny.
Michio KakuThe Colbert ReportS6
Michio Kaku believes we will have something resembling a Harry Potter invisibility cloak within the coming decades.
Stephen Is SickThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen is all set to do the show with his Colbert Report robe, little bunny slippers and nana's blanket.
Sign Off - The Hot ZoneThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen hopes nobody got sick from watching the show and advises against licking the screen tonight.
Unemployment Benefits - Paul KrugmanThe Colbert ReportS6
Paul Krugman says giving money to the unemployed is a very fast, effective way of creating jobs.
Latest Soap Opera NewsThe Colbert ReportS6
After spending yesterday couch-bound in the fetal position, Stephen caught up on the news he usually misses.
The Word - The White StuffThe Colbert ReportS6
For the last two years, Stephen has been hosting a Chinese show called "The Best Lucky Number Joy Time Fun Colbert Hour and Friends."
Intro - 7/6/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen looks at America's troubled educational system and hopes Garret Keizer enjoys the vuvuzela in his gift bag.
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