The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 07/18/2006
Stephen's papier mache bust of President Bush is made entirely of stories from The New York Times.
The Word - T & AThe Colbert ReportS2
There's only one thing that truly unites mankind -- the objectification of womankind.
Tip/Wag - ArizonaThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen tips his hat to Iraqi television, Wal-Mart and aliens, and wags his finger at the state of Arizona and Wal-Mart.
One American DollarThe Colbert ReportS2
Don't send Stephen Colbert $50, because that won't get you a durable, sporty Colbert Report tote bag -- which also doesn't come in red.
Microphone OnThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen didn't realize his microphone was on, and now his comments have been misinterpreted.
The Word - SolidarityThe Colbert ReportS2
It's time for management and labor to come together as management to exploit labor.
WWIIIThe Colbert ReportS2
If everything is still in existence by this time next week, Stephen is going to be very upset.
Dhani JonesThe Colbert ReportS2
Dhani Jones has the ability to be a mindless crushing machine, and yet he chooses to read poetry and listen to classical music.
Try at GoodbyeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen has never been very good at goodbyes, but he's going to try.
Stephen Colbert's Problems Without Solutions - BearsThe Colbert ReportS2
This special report investigates the sources of a tragic and dangerous delusion.
Intro - 7/18/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen takes us inside the world of bears, linebackers and poets.
Column WidthThe Colbert ReportS2
The New York Times announces they're reducing the width of their newspaper by an inch and a half -- that's an inch and a half less of state secrets revealed everyday.
The Word - R-E-S-P-E-C-TThe Colbert ReportS2
The NAACP is prejudging the president solely based on what he's done.
The Convenientest TruthThe Colbert ReportS2
Al Gore says global warming means the world is coming to an end, but Stephen says the world is just coming to a new beginning.
Joe ScarboroughThe Colbert ReportS2
Joe Scarborough took money from Jack Abramoff, and it felt good.
Veto VirginityThe Colbert ReportS2
George W. Bush loses his veto virginity by giving it to stem cell research.
Oprah and GayleThe Colbert ReportS2
There isn't a definition in our culture to describe the bond between Oprah and Gayle.
Sign Off - Buck O'NeilThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen places Buck O'Neil's photo on his bookshelf, which many would say is a greater honor than the Baseball Hall of Fame.
Intro - 7/19/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen believes Kanye West owes President Bush an apology, and thinks people are only seeing Al Gore's global warming movie to get out of the record heat.
Tom BrokawThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen has a problem taking Tom Brokaw seriously when he's not wearing a tie.
Julian BondThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks NAACP Chairman Julian Bond to help pick his new black friend.
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