The Colbert Report
Intro - 10/8/07
Season 3 • 10/08/2007
Rush Limbaugh is criticized for comments about soldiers -- if only he had a way to kill the pain.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Catastrophe
North Korea's agreement to peacefully disarm its nuclear program is a catastrophe, since the United States doesn't negotiate with terrorists. (Just joking, Saudi Arabia.)
The Colbert ReportS3 An "I Am America (And So Can You!)" Success Story
Stephen hears a testimonial from a reader of his book, "I Am America (And So Can You!)."
The Colbert ReportS3 John Kao
John Kao says countries like Finland are starting to innovate better than the United States. Stephen wants to know if it's time to invade Finland.
The Colbert ReportS3 Fred Thompson's Lackluster Candidacy
At a recent campaign stop, Fred Thompson asked attendees for a round of applause after failing to get one. Stephen offers some advice on how to get applause without asking.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/4/07
Tonight: Why Bush is Truman, the dangers of hybrid cars, and guest John Kao's claim that America has lost its lead in innovation -- clearly he hasn't tried Oreo pizza.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Medium Matters
The Constitution gives the media the right to say anything, but not everyone has the right to listen.
The Colbert ReportS3 Doggie Co-Author
The Pope is not the only one who wrote a book with a pet -- Stephen worked with a puppy named Riley.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - I Am America (And So Can You!) Day
Stephen counts us down to the release of his new book.
The Colbert ReportS3 George Saunders
George Saunders says our national conversation is getting shrill and divisive. Stephen says people like him are evil.
The Colbert ReportS3 Balls for Kidz - SCHIP
Stephen invites kids on the show for an explanation of what SCHIP is and why they can't have it.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/8/07
Rush Limbaugh is criticized for his comments about soldiers, President Bush vetoes health care legislation, and Stephen won't rest until all the state capitals are recognized.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Stephen Colbert Interview
Stephen Colbert welcomes living legend and author of "I Am America (And So Can You!)," Stephen Colbert.
The Colbert ReportS3 New Reagan Coin
There is a growing gap in this country between the number of awards Ronald Reagan deserves and the number he has received.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Lead-Free Ink
Stephen calms any fears we may still have about his new book.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/9/07
Questions about Barack Obama's patriotism threaten to overshadow questions about Barack Obama's blackness, and Stephen's book finally comes out.
The Colbert ReportS3 I Am America On Sale Now!
It's not a party until the edges of the book line up with the angle of the display table.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Mighty Duck
Keep treating this president like a lame duck and he'll be the mightiest duck the U.S. has ever seen.
The Colbert ReportS3 Obama's Lapel
You don't need a flag pin on your lapel to be a patriot. That's why Stephen has a flag nipple ring.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/10/07
Bruce Springsteen has a much bigger Stephen to deal with now.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - Bruce Springsteen
Stephen demands that Bruce Springsteen come on the show and apologize, or at least accept Stephen's apology.
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