The Colbert Report
The Word - Base Instincts
Season 9 • 12/03/2012
Due to Republicans like Rudy Giuliani, the GOP can no longer use crime rates to scare white voters.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sean Carroll
Cosmologist Sean Carroll discusses his book, "The Particle at the End of the Universe: How the Hunt for the Higgs Boson Leads Us to the Edge of a New World."
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 11/29/12
Guns go to college, a major magazine slights Stephen, and theoretical physicist Sean Carroll shares his latest book.
The Colbert ReportS9 Top 10 of 2012 & Operation Killing "Killing Kennedy"
While the media compiles countdown lists, Stephen competes for Time magazine's attention and goes after Bill O'Reilly's book, "Killing Kennedy."
The Colbert ReportS9 Moon-Shattering News
America fell from greatness when milquetoast Dwight D. Eisenhower wimped out on the country's nuclear lunar program.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Gay Rights Pioneers & Gun Dorms
Boeing's blatant devaluing of gay staff is great for the company's bottom line, and college is the time to do shots and get shot.
The Colbert ReportS9 Ian McKellen
An annoying Tolkien super fan knows more about Sir Ian McKellen's character in "The Hobbit" than he does.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - Sting
Stephen raises the lost Gondolin blade.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - Hobbit Week Lineup
"The Hobbit" costars visit The Report, and director Peter Jackson dubs Stephen the biggest Tolkien geek he's ever met.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again
The Report kicks off Hobbit Week with a tour over Mordhattan, Brook Lands and The Queen's Realm.
The Colbert ReportS9 Senior Moment - Granny Pods
Why should seniors spend time in a cold hospital environment far from their families when they could be in a cold hospital environment within sight of their families?
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - Base Instincts
In the good old bad days of the 80s, Republicans could turn out the suburban white vote simply by showing images of fearsome felons.
The Colbert ReportS9 Martin Freeman
Actor Martin Freeman congratulates Stephen on his Tolkien quiz victory and shares his best Bilbo Baggins moment.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - Rivendell
Stephen smokes his wizardly pipe in Rivendell.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - Hobbit Week Night Two
Wizardly weed is good for special smoke rings, and guest Martin Freeman plays Bilbo Baggins in "The Hobbit."
The Colbert ReportS9 Low-T & Low-O
An easily spread endocrine toxin boosts men's testosterone levels, while 11% to 41% of women suffer from female orgasmic disorder.
The Colbert ReportS9 Kate the Great's Morning Sickness
Kate Middleton's nausea probably means she'll restrict herself to a bland diet, otherwise known as England food.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - Hobbit Week Night Three
Andy Serkis portrays computer-generated characters like Daniel Day-Lewis, and Denny's creates delicious Middle-earth tributes.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - One Ring
Stephen employs the magic ring of invisibility.
The Colbert ReportS9 Andy Serkis
Andy Serkis explains the difference between motion and performance capture and does his "impersonation" of Gollum.
The Colbert ReportS9 Politicos & Paranoid Fantasies
Public Policy Polling tries to make Republicans look like conspiracy nuts, and Congress opposes a universally shared value.
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