The Colbert Report
Season 8 • 03/14/2012
Mark McKinnon thinks our government is paralyzed by hyper-partisanship.
Cheating Death - Bacon Cure for Nosebleeds & Sound Wave SterilityThe Colbert ReportS8
Scientists find another use for lifesaving bacon, and ultrasound shuts down sperm production in rat testes.
ThreatDown - Stoned Pat Robertson, Muslim-American Reality TV & Pampered BearsThe Colbert ReportS8
An aging Pat Robertson begins to find his mind, "Shahs of Sunset" seduces viewers with Iranian-American sass, and bears go metrosexual.
Andrew BirdThe Colbert ReportS8
Andrew Bird explains the inspiration for "Eyeoneye" and learns of sad associations with his "The Mysterious Production of Eggs" album.
Republican Southern Primary - Simplified SpeechesThe Colbert ReportS8
While campaigning in the South, Rick Santorum scoffs at global warming while Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich mock Barack Obama's energy plan.
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Seattle's Pop ConferenceThe Colbert ReportS8
The Seattle Pop Conference jams to a series of panel discussions and scholarly presentations, but not to Stephen's amazing paper.
Republican Southern Primary - Kermit the FrogThe Colbert ReportS8
Kermit the Frog is an Amphibitarian, which means he is not partisan except when it comes to pigs.
Republican Southern Primary - Rick Santorum Against TelepromptersThe Colbert ReportS8
Rick Santorum speaks off the cuff, which is why his sweaters don't have sleeves.
Greg Smith's Goldman Sachs Op-EdThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen takes Wall Street executive Greg Smith to task for breaking the sacred trust of "The Street."
Monkey on the Lam - AlabamaThe Colbert ReportS8
There could be any number of gorillas roaming Hale County, AL, and one can only assume they voted for Santorum.
Mark McKinnonThe Colbert ReportS8
Veteran political strategist Mark McKinnon's No Labels movement has a 12-step program to reform Congress.
Rush Limbaugh Loses More SponsorsThe Colbert ReportS8
The Army is pulling out of Rush Limbaugh's radio show due to Rush's sexist comments -- but they are staying in Afghanistan.
Ireland's Imported Sperm & Ethnically Accurate HeadgearThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen offers to solve Ireland's overpriced sperm problem, and presents some authentic cultural garments.
Rick Santorum Visits Puerto Rico and Speaks from His HeartThe Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney wins Hawaii and American Samoa primaries, and Rick Santorum visits Puerto Rico.
Airport Security for Senior CitizensThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen doesn't think TSA should give special treatment to elderly powder kegs.
Dexter FilkinsThe Colbert ReportS8
Combat journalist Dexter Filkins discusses the disconnect between preconceived notions about other countries and the realities on the ground.
David PageThe Colbert ReportS8
Dr. David Page, director of the Whitehead Institute for Biomedical Research, defends the Y chromosome in the face of enumerable challenges and insults to its character.
Intro - 3/26/12The Colbert ReportS8
Florida's gun laws come under scrutiny, the Romney campaign hits a speed bump, and Dr. David Page has new insights on the future of DNA.
Mitt Romney-Etch A Sketch ComparisonThe Colbert ReportS8
While political pundits and the other Republican candidates attack Mitt Romney for being "like an Etch A Sketch," toy sales are booming.
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