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Mark McKinnon
Season 8 • 03/14/2012
Mark McKinnon thinks our government is paralyzed by hyper-partisanship.
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05:05
The Colbert Report
S8
Cheating Death - Bacon Cure for Nosebleeds & Sound Wave Sterility
Scientists find another use for lifesaving bacon, and ultrasound shuts down sperm production in rat testes.
03/12/2012
07:16
The Colbert Report
S8
ThreatDown - Stoned Pat Robertson, Muslim-American Reality TV & Pampered Bears
An aging Pat Robertson begins to find his mind, "Shahs of Sunset" seduces viewers with Iranian-American sass, and bears go metrosexual.
03/13/2012
03:23
The Colbert Report
S8
Andrew Bird
Andrew Bird explains the inspiration for "Eyeoneye" and learns of sad associations with his "The Mysterious Production of Eggs" album.
03/13/2012
03:41
The Colbert Report
S8
Republican Southern Primary - Simplified Speeches
While campaigning in the South, Rick Santorum scoffs at global warming while Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich mock Barack Obama's energy plan.
03/13/2012
02:20
The Colbert Report
S8
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Seattle's Pop Conference
The Seattle Pop Conference jams to a series of panel discussions and scholarly presentations, but not to Stephen's amazing paper.
03/13/2012
03:50
The Colbert Report
S8
Republican Southern Primary - Kermit the Frog
Kermit the Frog is an Amphibitarian, which means he is not partisan except when it comes to pigs.
03/14/2012
03:42
The Colbert Report
S8
Republican Southern Primary - Rick Santorum Against Teleprompters
Rick Santorum speaks off the cuff, which is why his sweaters don't have sleeves.
03/14/2012
03:14
The Colbert Report
S8
Greg Smith's Goldman Sachs Op-Ed
Stephen takes Wall Street executive Greg Smith to task for breaking the sacred trust of "The Street."
03/14/2012
00:07
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight and blows a kiss.
03/14/2012
02:47
The Colbert Report
S8
Monkey on the Lam - Alabama
There could be any number of gorillas roaming Hale County, AL, and one can only assume they voted for Santorum.
03/14/2012
06:53
The Colbert Report
S8
Mark McKinnon
Veteran political strategist Mark McKinnon's No Labels movement has a 12-step program to reform Congress.
03/14/2012
03:40
The Colbert Report
S8
Rush Limbaugh Loses More Sponsors
The Army is pulling out of Rush Limbaugh's radio show due to Rush's sexist comments -- but they are staying in Afghanistan.
03/15/2012
03:53
The Colbert Report
S8
Ireland's Imported Sperm & Ethnically Accurate Headgear
Stephen offers to solve Ireland's overpriced sperm problem, and presents some authentic cultural garments.
03/15/2012
05:07
The Colbert Report
S8
Rick Santorum Visits Puerto Rico and Speaks from His Heart
Mitt Romney wins Hawaii and American Samoa primaries, and Rick Santorum visits Puerto Rico.
03/15/2012
02:09
The Colbert Report
S8
Airport Security for Senior Citizens
Stephen doesn't think TSA should give special treatment to elderly powder kegs.
03/15/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
03/15/2012
05:52
The Colbert Report
S8
Dexter Filkins
Combat journalist Dexter Filkins discusses the disconnect between preconceived notions about other countries and the realities on the ground.
03/15/2012
07:38
The Colbert Report
S8
David Page
Dr. David Page, director of the Whitehead Institute for Biomedical Research, defends the Y chromosome in the face of enumerable challenges and insults to its character.
03/26/2012
00:34
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 3/26/12
Florida's gun laws come under scrutiny, the Romney campaign hits a speed bump, and Dr. David Page has new insights on the future of DNA.
03/26/2012
04:41
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney-Etch A Sketch Comparison
While political pundits and the other Republican candidates attack Mitt Romney for being "like an Etch A Sketch," toy sales are booming.
03/26/2012
01:49
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen's Spring Break
Stephen enjoyed 84 degrees on the islands while New Yorker suckers were stuck shivering in 82 degrees.
03/26/2012
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