The Colbert Report
Season 8 • 03/14/2012
Mark McKinnon thinks our government is paralyzed by hyper-partisanship.
The Colbert ReportS8 Cheating Death - Bacon Cure for Nosebleeds & Sound Wave Sterility
Scientists find another use for lifesaving bacon, and ultrasound shuts down sperm production in rat testes.
The Colbert ReportS8 ThreatDown - Stoned Pat Robertson, Muslim-American Reality TV & Pampered Bears
An aging Pat Robertson begins to find his mind, "Shahs of Sunset" seduces viewers with Iranian-American sass, and bears go metrosexual.
The Colbert ReportS8 Andrew Bird
Andrew Bird explains the inspiration for "Eyeoneye" and learns of sad associations with his "The Mysterious Production of Eggs" album.
The Colbert ReportS8 Republican Southern Primary - Simplified Speeches
While campaigning in the South, Rick Santorum scoffs at global warming while Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich mock Barack Obama's energy plan.
The Colbert ReportS8 Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Seattle's Pop Conference
The Seattle Pop Conference jams to a series of panel discussions and scholarly presentations, but not to Stephen's amazing paper.
The Colbert ReportS8 Republican Southern Primary - Kermit the Frog
Kermit the Frog is an Amphibitarian, which means he is not partisan except when it comes to pigs.
The Colbert ReportS8 Republican Southern Primary - Rick Santorum Against Teleprompters
Rick Santorum speaks off the cuff, which is why his sweaters don't have sleeves.
The Colbert ReportS8 Greg Smith's Goldman Sachs Op-Ed
Stephen takes Wall Street executive Greg Smith to task for breaking the sacred trust of "The Street."
The Colbert ReportS8 Monkey on the Lam - Alabama
There could be any number of gorillas roaming Hale County, AL, and one can only assume they voted for Santorum.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mark McKinnon
Veteran political strategist Mark McKinnon's No Labels movement has a 12-step program to reform Congress.
The Colbert ReportS8 Rush Limbaugh Loses More Sponsors
The Army is pulling out of Rush Limbaugh's radio show due to Rush's sexist comments -- but they are staying in Afghanistan.
The Colbert ReportS8 Ireland's Imported Sperm & Ethnically Accurate Headgear
Stephen offers to solve Ireland's overpriced sperm problem, and presents some authentic cultural garments.
The Colbert ReportS8 Rick Santorum Visits Puerto Rico and Speaks from His Heart
Mitt Romney wins Hawaii and American Samoa primaries, and Rick Santorum visits Puerto Rico.
The Colbert ReportS8 Airport Security for Senior Citizens
Stephen doesn't think TSA should give special treatment to elderly powder kegs.
The Colbert ReportS8 Dexter Filkins
Combat journalist Dexter Filkins discusses the disconnect between preconceived notions about other countries and the realities on the ground.
The Colbert ReportS8 David Page
Dr. David Page, director of the Whitehead Institute for Biomedical Research, defends the Y chromosome in the face of enumerable challenges and insults to its character.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 3/26/12
Florida's gun laws come under scrutiny, the Romney campaign hits a speed bump, and Dr. David Page has new insights on the future of DNA.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney-Etch A Sketch Comparison
While political pundits and the other Republican candidates attack Mitt Romney for being "like an Etch A Sketch," toy sales are booming.
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