The Colbert Report
Season 1 • 12/08/2005
The New York Times does a story on the Mallomar cookie.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Hell, No!
Americans aren't willing to just give Hugo Chavez their hearts and minds, but they'll trade them for oil.
The Colbert ReportS1 Burritos Happy Holidays
Stephen finds a blatant example of anti-Christmas secularism run amok.
The Colbert ReportS1 ThreatDown - Threats
Another terrorist attack is "inevitable" now that the 9/11 Commission has told the terrorists it is.
The Colbert ReportS1 Craig Crawford
Stephen and Craig Crawford go way back to their youthful days at the alternative congressional paper, the Congressional Fortnightly.
The Colbert ReportS1 Papa Bear Nailed Him
After witnessing Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly nail journalist Joel Stein, Stephen makes an addition to the Nailed Hall of Fame.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 12/8/07
Papa Bear nails someone, Christmas movies that Jesus would pan and a visit from Peggy Noonan on this episode of The Colbert Report.
The Colbert ReportS1 Nationwide Secret Santa
An article about a town-wide Secret Santa program inspires Stephen to up the ante by starting one nationwide.
The Colbert ReportS1 Peggy Noonan
Peggy Noonan speaks with Stephen about her new book and President Bush's bad luck.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Satisfied?
A Native American group sues the government for $100 billion, but settles for a postage stamp.
The Colbert ReportS1 Movies That Are Destroying America - Christmas
Stephen recommends "Brokeback Mountain" for the family, but takes serious issue with "The Family Stone" and "The Chronicles of Narnia."
The Colbert ReportS1 The Mallomar
Stephen responds to an uplifting story in The New York Times about the Mallomar cookie.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Belly Achin'
Ford Motors recently made health insurance cuts, but that's the way it should be -- cars and health insurance have nothing to do with each other.
The Colbert ReportS1 Harry Smith
Harry Smith of "The Early Show" shares some his favorite interviews and narrowly avoids getting nailed.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Real Christmas
Stephen knows what Christmas is really about: fire, bull testicles, shoe-fruit and black elves.
The Colbert ReportS1 The In-Box - Custom Stamps
With the variety of Christmas stamps dwindling, Stephen recommends the use of customized photo stamps.
The Colbert ReportS1 Un-American News - Tootsie
A Spanish newspaper awards "Tootsie" a completely and totally un-American three-star rating.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 12/12/05
The war on Christmas, cuts in health insurance, foreign press and guest Harry Smith on this episode of The Colbert Report.
The Colbert ReportS1 Formidable Opponent - Steroids
Stephen and Stephen debate whether a crackdown on performance-enhancing drugs will save the world of sports or just rob it of its superstars.
The Colbert ReportS1 Fract - NBA
Not one of the 170 guards who the National Basketball Association employs has ever been accused of torturing a prisoner.
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