The Colbert Report
Season 1 • 12/08/2005
The New York Times does a story on the Mallomar cookie.
The Word - Hell, No!The Colbert ReportS1
Americans aren't willing to just give Hugo Chavez their hearts and minds, but they'll trade them for oil.
Burritos Happy HolidaysThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen finds a blatant example of anti-Christmas secularism run amok.
ThreatDown - ThreatsThe Colbert ReportS1
Another terrorist attack is "inevitable" now that the 9/11 Commission has told the terrorists it is.
Craig CrawfordThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen and Craig Crawford go way back to their youthful days at the alternative congressional paper, the Congressional Fortnightly.
Papa Bear Nailed HimThe Colbert ReportS1
After witnessing Bill "Papa Bear" O'Reilly nail journalist Joel Stein, Stephen makes an addition to the Nailed Hall of Fame.
Intro - 12/8/07The Colbert ReportS1
Papa Bear nails someone, Christmas movies that Jesus would pan and a visit from Peggy Noonan on this episode of The Colbert Report.
Nationwide Secret SantaThe Colbert ReportS1
An article about a town-wide Secret Santa program inspires Stephen to up the ante by starting one nationwide.
Peggy NoonanThe Colbert ReportS1
Peggy Noonan speaks with Stephen about her new book and President Bush's bad luck.
The Word - Satisfied?The Colbert ReportS1
A Native American group sues the government for $100 billion, but settles for a postage stamp.
Movies That Are Destroying America - ChristmasThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen recommends "Brokeback Mountain" for the family, but takes serious issue with "The Family Stone" and "The Chronicles of Narnia."
The MallomarThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen responds to an uplifting story in The New York Times about the Mallomar cookie.
The Word - Belly Achin'The Colbert ReportS1
Ford Motors recently made health insurance cuts, but that's the way it should be -- cars and health insurance have nothing to do with each other.
Harry SmithThe Colbert ReportS1
Harry Smith of "The Early Show" shares some his favorite interviews and narrowly avoids getting nailed.
The Real ChristmasThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen knows what Christmas is really about: fire, bull testicles, shoe-fruit and black elves.
The In-Box - Custom StampsThe Colbert ReportS1
With the variety of Christmas stamps dwindling, Stephen recommends the use of customized photo stamps.
Un-American News - TootsieThe Colbert ReportS1
A Spanish newspaper awards "Tootsie" a completely and totally un-American three-star rating.
Intro - 12/12/05The Colbert ReportS1
The war on Christmas, cuts in health insurance, foreign press and guest Harry Smith on this episode of The Colbert Report.
Formidable Opponent - SteroidsThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen and Stephen debate whether a crackdown on performance-enhancing drugs will save the world of sports or just rob it of its superstars.
Fract - NBAThe Colbert ReportS1
Not one of the 170 guards who the National Basketball Association employs has ever been accused of torturing a prisoner.
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