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Sign Off - Goodnight
Season 9 • 10/11/2012
Stephen signs off.
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05:36
The Colbert Report
S9
Naomi Wolf
Naomi Wolf explores low sexual desire among women, vaginal anatomy and America's outdated cultural script on sex.
10/10/2012
00:08
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - "Vagina: A New Biography"
Stephen reads up on female anatomy.
10/10/2012
04:54
The Colbert Report
S9
The Word - Meducation
Since America can't afford all the teachers it would take to give children personal attention, doctors recommend psychostimulants to improve kids' grades.
10/10/2012
04:56
The Colbert Report
S9
Beverage-Based Polling & Pizza Toppings Town Hall
The 7-Eleven coffee cup poll has a margin of error of "Mormons can't drink coffee," and Pizza Hut promises one town hall questioner free pies for life.
10/10/2012
00:35
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 10/10/12
America's education system finds answers, highways encounter trouble, and Naomi Wolf talks about her book, "Vagina: A New Biography."
10/10/2012
04:55
The Colbert Report
S9
Chrystia Freeland
In her book "Plutocrats," Chrystia Freeland argues that today's global economy allows the super rich to disregard the American middle class.
10/11/2012
07:36
The Colbert Report
S9
This Changes Everything - Obama's Martian Gayness
Rumors of President Obama's secret gay Martian past emanate from a top-secret government space teleportation program.
10/11/2012
02:36
The Colbert Report
S9
The Vice-Presidential Debate
Vice-presidential candidates Joe Biden and Paul Ryan debate in Kentucky, and critics question Barack Obama's relationship to moderator Martha Raddatz's ex-husband.
10/11/2012
00:36
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 10/11/12
Obama faces an "October surprise," scientists discover a new species of turtle, and Chrystia Freeland examines the super-rich in her book, "Plutocrats."
10/11/2012
04:46
The Colbert Report
S9
Formidable Opponent - Mitt Romney
Stephen argues the centrist Mitt Romney seen at the debate is the real Mitt Romney, but Stephen thinks Stephen got sucked in.
10/11/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
10/11/2012
07:16
The Colbert Report
S9
Evan Thomas
Journalist Evan Thomas describes President Eisenhower's moderate Republicanism, bluffs with nuclear weapons and relationship with the CIA.
10/15/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
10/15/2012
06:00
The Colbert Report
S9
Tip/Wag - Norway & American Family Association
Europe grants itself the Nobel Peace Prize, and liberal social engineering erases heterosexual boundaries at the lunch table.
10/15/2012
00:38
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 10/15/12
The Nobel Committees name the Nobel Prize winners, a criminal runs loose in Florida, and Evan Thomas explores Dwight D. Eisenhower's influence on modern nuclear policy.
10/15/2012
03:55
The Colbert Report
S9
Monkey on the Lam - Florida - Monkey on the Gram
The people of St. Petersburg have ignored Stephen's selfless attempts to macaque-block them, and now the plundering monkey has come back to bite them.
10/15/2012
02:41
The Colbert Report
S9
Supersonic Space Jump
Millions watch daredevil Felix Baumgartner parachute from the mesosphere without turning into a spacesuit full of wet dog food.
10/15/2012
04:51
The Colbert Report
S9
Affirmative Action Supreme Court Case - Emily Bazelon
Yale research fellow Emily Bazelon discusses Justice Kennedy's affirmative action views and the role of socioeconomics in college admissions.
10/16/2012
03:10
The Colbert Report
S9
The Wealth Edge & "Cool" Debate Technology
Mitt Romney identifies with audience members who earn $91,000 a year, and CNN allows Web users to share their favorite debate moments.
10/16/2012
00:08
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - iPhone
Stephen captures the moment.
10/16/2012
04:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Paul Ryan's Phony Campaign Photo
Paul Ryan ambushes a soup kitchen while Mitt Romney visits the special kitchen in his house that only makes soup.
10/16/2012
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