The Colbert Report

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Season 9 • 10/11/2012

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Naomi Wolf

Naomi Wolf explores low sexual desire among women, vaginal anatomy and America's outdated cultural script on sex.
10/10/2012
00:08

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Sign Off - "Vagina: A New Biography"

Stephen reads up on female anatomy.
10/10/2012
04:54

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The Word - Meducation

Since America can't afford all the teachers it would take to give children personal attention, doctors recommend psychostimulants to improve kids' grades.
10/10/2012
04:56

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Beverage-Based Polling & Pizza Toppings Town Hall

The 7-Eleven coffee cup poll has a margin of error of "Mormons can't drink coffee," and Pizza Hut promises one town hall questioner free pies for life.
10/10/2012
00:35

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Intro - 10/10/12

America's education system finds answers, highways encounter trouble, and Naomi Wolf talks about her book, "Vagina: A New Biography."
10/10/2012
04:55

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Chrystia Freeland

In her book "Plutocrats," Chrystia Freeland argues that today's global economy allows the super rich to disregard the American middle class.
10/11/2012
07:36

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This Changes Everything - Obama's Martian Gayness

Rumors of President Obama's secret gay Martian past emanate from a top-secret government space teleportation program.
10/11/2012
02:36

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The Vice-Presidential Debate

Vice-presidential candidates Joe Biden and Paul Ryan debate in Kentucky, and critics question Barack Obama's relationship to moderator Martha Raddatz's ex-husband.
10/11/2012
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Intro - 10/11/12

Obama faces an "October surprise," scientists discover a new species of turtle, and Chrystia Freeland examines the super-rich in her book, "Plutocrats."
10/11/2012
04:46

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Formidable Opponent - Mitt Romney

Stephen argues the centrist Mitt Romney seen at the debate is the real Mitt Romney, but Stephen thinks Stephen got sucked in.
10/11/2012
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
10/11/2012
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
10/15/2012
06:00

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Tip/Wag - Norway & American Family Association

Europe grants itself the Nobel Peace Prize, and liberal social engineering erases heterosexual boundaries at the lunch table.
10/15/2012
00:38

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Intro - 10/15/12

The Nobel Committees name the Nobel Prize winners, a criminal runs loose in Florida, and Evan Thomas explores Dwight D. Eisenhower's influence on modern nuclear policy.
10/15/2012
03:55

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Monkey on the Lam - Florida - Monkey on the Gram

The people of St. Petersburg have ignored Stephen's selfless attempts to macaque-block them, and now the plundering monkey has come back to bite them.
10/15/2012
02:41

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Supersonic Space Jump

Millions watch daredevil Felix Baumgartner parachute from the mesosphere without turning into a spacesuit full of wet dog food.
10/15/2012
04:51

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Affirmative Action Supreme Court Case - Emily Bazelon

Yale research fellow Emily Bazelon discusses Justice Kennedy's affirmative action views and the role of socioeconomics in college admissions.
10/16/2012
03:10

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The Wealth Edge & "Cool" Debate Technology

Mitt Romney identifies with audience members who earn $91,000 a year, and CNN allows Web users to share their favorite debate moments.
10/16/2012
00:08

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Sign Off - iPhone

Stephen captures the moment.
10/16/2012
04:06

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Paul Ryan's Phony Campaign Photo

Paul Ryan ambushes a soup kitchen while Mitt Romney visits the special kitchen in his house that only makes soup.
10/16/2012
05:47

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Cory Booker

Newark Mayor Cory Booker reviews Barack Obama's debate performance, Democratic support for faith-based programs and his online activism project, #waywire.
10/16/2012
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