The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 12/1/08
Stephen checks in on the war in Afghanistan. He can't wait to see how it's fixed itself while he hasn't been paying attention.
The Colbert ReportS4 War in Afghanistan
The best way to make heroin uncool is to get Al Roker hooked on smack.
The Colbert ReportS4 Roland Fryer
Roland Fryer details his innovative program that pays kids for good grades.
The Colbert ReportS4 Tip/Wag - All Wag Christmas Edition
Stephen always thought any card that was blank inside was atheist, but one un-American greeting card company goes a step further.
The Colbert ReportS4 Buy Stephen's Boots on eBay
Stephen's boots reek of holiday cheer and are up for auction on eBay.
The Colbert ReportS4 Operation Humble Kanye - Buy Stephen's Album
Buy Stephen's album on iTunes tomorrow before Kanye West's head gets any bigger.
The Colbert ReportS4 Colbert Platinum - Christmas Edition
The Miguel Caballero bulletproof Polo shirt is the perfect gift for the dad who has everything, including a price on his head.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 12/2/08
A Giants wide receiver is charged with gun possession. He -- could -- go -- all -- the -- way -- to -- jail!
The Colbert ReportS4 Jeffrey Goldberg
Jeffrey Goldberg believes airports don't have security -- they've got security theater.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - A Man Named Plaxico
Some are calling Plaxico Burress the Rosa Parks of people who have shot themselves in the thigh in a nightclub.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Barack-Handed Compliment
Rush Limbaugh isn't the only one who compliments Barack Obama's scheming.
The Colbert ReportS4 The End, Not the Beginning
Unfortunately, it's not the beginning of the show.
The Colbert ReportS4 NASA Spider Escapes
If the escaped spider successfully combines itself with Stephen's DNA in space, it'll be unstoppable.
The Colbert ReportS4 Nailed 'Em - Radical Knitting
Our ever-vigilant Border Patrol not only keeps foreigners out, they prevent traveling Americans from coming back in.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 12/3/08
The media reacts to Obama's cabinet picks -- there's a debate over whether to shower him with praise or adulation.
The Colbert ReportS4 Barbara Walters
Barbara Walters lists some previous fascinating people we've already forgotten.
The Colbert ReportS4 Nicholas Wade
Nicholas Wade explains why he's going to all the trouble of recreating a woolly mammoth.
The Colbert ReportS4 Movies That Are Destroying America - Holiday Movie Edition
The Santa in "Miracle on 34th Street" is a socialist.