The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Cheney Released From Hospital

Season 5 • 03/06/2001

Dick Cheney is a lemon of a vice president.

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Survivor 2

"Survivor 2" started off as a charming diversion that showcased the starvation of struggling actors.
03/05/2001
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Street Skiing

The big East Coast storm was predicted to drop two feet of snow into New York City; so far, we've gotten diddly.
03/05/2001
03:00

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High-tech Crash

Lord Viper Scorpion reports that despite the high-tech crash, people are still using the Internet to communicate.
03/06/2001
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Recap - 3/6/01

Jon Stewart sums up the day's top stories, including news of the KKK adopting a highway.
03/06/2001
02:11

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Michael Jackson is the Nutty Professor

Wanting to help the children -- not hurt them -- Michael Jackson makes a public speech at Oxford University about his foundation, Heal the Kids.
03/06/2001
02:33

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Gourmet Food Crisis

The media hype surrounding the storm about to hit Manhattan has created a crisis of gastronomic proportions.
03/06/2001
01:41

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`White Trash

The U.S. Supreme Court allows The Ku Klux Klan to participate in Missouri's Adopt-A-Highway program.
03/06/2001
01:39

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This Just In - Synergy Drink

Disney and Coca-Cola have announced they will be teaming up to launch a new line of fruit drinks that will feature Disney characters.
03/06/2001
00:20

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Moment of Zen - Cheney's Health Precautions

Dick Cheney talks about precautions he has taken to safeguard his health.
03/06/2001
03:55

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Ed Burns

Ed Burns pinched himself everyday on the set of his new film because he was working with Robert De Niro.
03/06/2001
03:39

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Headlines - Cheney Released From Hospital

With yet another health scare involving his heart, Vice President Dick Cheney is turning out to be quite the lemon.
03/06/2001
03:43

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Back in Black - Secret Tunnel

Lewis Black talks about morons who may or may not have dug a secret tunnel underneath the Soviet embassy.
03/07/2001
04:31

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Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra supports her new movie "Get Over It" and discusses the censorship issues inherent in getting it a PG-13 rating.
03/07/2001
01:31

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Intro - Lion Taming

Jon has a member of his audience who wants to be a lion tamer, but Jon is skeptical.
03/07/2001
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Free Music

Nancy Walls offers some alternatives to using Napster, which Jon is too much of a bitch to follow.
03/07/2001
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Moment of Zen - Record Recorders

The largest recorder ensemble ever plays the Ode to Joy in Hong Kong.
03/07/2001
01:38

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Headlines - Can Stop the Music

Metallica wins a kick-ass intellectual property suit as Napster is forced to prevent the sharing of copyrighted music.
03/07/2001
00:53

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The Storm That Wasn't Pt. 3

Stephen Colbert resorts to cannibalism after twenty minutes in the wilds of Maine.
03/07/2001
01:08

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The Storm That Wasn't Pt. 4

Stephen Colbert freezes to death, though Jon predicts he will miraculously recover tomorrow.
03/07/2001
02:08

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The Storm That Wasn't Pt. 1

Stephen Colbert mistakenly thought that there would be no snowstorm in Maine to get trapped in.
03/07/2001
01:55

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This Just In - Sharks Attacked

The world shark population is under attack due to increasing demand for shark fin soup in Asia.
03/08/2001
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