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Whales Aren't People
Season 8 • 10/26/2011
PETA files a lawsuit accusing Sea World of whale slavery.
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00:34
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 10/25/11
A new Herman Cain ad goes viral, Occupy Wall Street gets a corporate backer, and Susan Saladoff discusses her documentary on frivolous lawsuits.
10/25/2011
04:27
The Colbert Report
S8
Flogging the Americone Dream
Ben & Jerry's endorses Occupy Wall Street, and Stephen calls on Colbert Nation to reclaim its place atop Ice Cream Mountain.
10/25/2011
01:40
The Colbert Report
S8
Steve Jobs' Biography
As with the iPhone and iPad, Stephen was the first in line to buy Steve Jobs' biography.
10/25/2011
00:08
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Enjoying Americone Dream
Stephen savors spoonfuls of Americone Dream and says goodnight.
10/25/2011
07:50
The Colbert Report
S8
Herman Cain's Campaign Ad
Herman Cain's ad sends the message that he doesn't just want to be the president of the United States, he wants to be the president of flavor country.
10/25/2011
06:34
The Colbert Report
S8
Taylor Branch
Pulitzer Prize-winning author Taylor Branch describes the NCAA as a cartel that hoards the billions of dollars generated by unpaid college athletes.
10/26/2011
00:30
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 10/26/11
A new immigration law has unintended consequences, Halloween horror strikes, and Taylor Branch believes that college athletes should get paid.
10/26/2011
03:31
The Colbert Report
S8
War on Halloween - Costume Swapping & Jesus Ween
Planet huggers turn America's Almond Joy into almond shame, and a Christian group in Texas hands out Bibles instead of candy.
10/26/2011
06:00
The Colbert Report
S8
Alabama's Migrant Workers
Alabama tries to free up farm jobs for Americans by strengthening immigration laws, but there's a small hiccup in the plan.
10/26/2011
00:49
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Don't Buy These Books
Stephen calls on Colbert Nation not to buy The Report's writing staff's books "Sad Monsters" and "Bad for the Jews."
10/26/2011
03:07
The Colbert Report
S8
Whales Aren't People
PETA files a lawsuit claiming that whale performers have Constitutional rights.
10/26/2011
06:18
The Colbert Report
S8
Sport Report - NFL Fines & Colbert Super PAC's Second NBA Lockout Ad
The NFL fines Troy Polamalu for concussion-dialing his wife on the sideline, and Stephen debuts the second pro-NBA-owner Colbert Super PAC ad.
10/27/2011
04:41
The Colbert Report
S8
Toby Keith
Country music star Toby Keith takes on globalization and helps Stephen get the "ho"s out of America.
10/27/2011
00:39
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 10/27/11
Police crack down on Occupy Wall Street protesters, new developments emerge from the NBA lockout, and country musician Toby Keith discusses his USO shows.
10/27/2011
04:29
The Colbert Report
S8
Shockupy Wall Street Fad
Occupy Wall Street protesters have a right to peacefully assemble, and the police have a right to disassemble them into pieces.
10/27/2011
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen signs off by saying goodnight.
10/31/2011
05:17
The Colbert Report
S8
Neil MacGregor
Director of the British Museum Neil MacGregor explores the significance of historical objects.
10/31/2011
02:15
The Colbert Report
S8
Sexy Costume Discrimination
How dare costume-makers single out women for debasing when guys would love to get slutty, too.
10/31/2011
07:20
The Colbert Report
S8
Colbert Super PAC - Stephen Colbert Occupies Occupy Wall Street Pt. 1
Stephen heads to Wall Street to gain the trust of Occupy Wall Street protesters and take over the movement.
10/31/2011
03:17
The Colbert Report
S8
Tip/Wag - Gun Freedom & Healthcare Bartering
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker allows concealed weapons in the state capitol building, and True North lets low-income patients trade services for healthcare.
10/31/2011
02:23
The Colbert Report
S8
Colbert Super PAC - Occupy Wall Street Co-Optportunity
If Dick Armey's FreedomWorks can co-opt the Tea Party, then the Colbert Super PAC can co-opt Occupy Wall Street.
10/31/2011
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