The Colbert Report
U.S. Agriculture & Drought Disaster
Season 8 • 07/24/2012
America's drought rivals the 1930s Dust Bowl and could drive up the cost of cheese.
Partisan Speculation Over Colorado ShooterThe Colbert ReportS8
The Aurora shooting tragedy may have prompted foolish reassessment of something as settled as gun control law.
Intro - 7/23/12The Colbert ReportS8
Fox News takes it to the next level, partisanship goes too far, and filmmaker Vikram Gandhi gets people to believe he is a prophet.
Vikram GandhiThe Colbert ReportS8
Documentary filmmaker Vikram Gandhi discusses his fake spiritual movement, Mirror philosophy and leader Kumare's second coming.
Interview No-Show, Mike TysonThe Colbert ReportS8
Mike Tyson forfeits an interview challenge because he is too scared to face Stephen's one good ear.
U.S. Agriculture & Drought Disaster - Bruce BabcockThe Colbert ReportS8
Iowa farmers prepare to face death panels thanks to federal crop insurance, or Obamacare for corn.
Cold War Update - Kim Jong-un's Mystery Woman & NASA's Mars Mission MenuThe Colbert ReportS8
North Korea develops celebrity-couple technology, and NASA's rocket scientists should have considered Slim Jim.
Intro - 7/24/12The Colbert ReportS8
The summer heat stifles America, NASA aims for Mars, and James Fallows shares his book, "China Airborne."
Hamster Study Links Late Night TV with DepressionThe Colbert ReportS8
The Report was designed to depress hamsters, especially its long-running segments "Elusive Water Bottle" and "That Wheel Is Getting You Nowhere."
James FallowsThe Colbert ReportS8
Award-winning journalist James Fallows examines the growth of China's aircraft business and what it means for U.S. aerospace exports.
U.S. Agriculture & Drought DisasterThe Colbert ReportS8
God installs a window unit, and farmers seek crops that can withstand the heat,like sun-dried tomatoes or raisins.
The Word - 1 Man ShowThe Colbert ReportS8
The Report's credit-sucking vampires take a permanent break, and Stephen avoids sharing success with the wind.
Mitt Romney vs. Barack Obama on Small Business OwnersThe Colbert ReportS8
Barack Obama insults pizza innovator Papa John, and far-left kooks like Mitt Romney defend Obama's sentiments.
Bibles Swapped for "Fifty Shades of Grey"The Colbert ReportS8
Travelers need a 500-page book about an inexperienced 22-year-old getting worked over good by a sociopathic businessman with a shvantz like a kielbasa.
Dan GrossThe Colbert ReportS8
The Brady Campaign's President, Dan Gross, talks about the Colorado shooting tragedy, everyday gun violence, and the prospect of Second Amendment regulations.
Mitt Romney's Anglo-Saxon ConnectionThe Colbert ReportS8
An aide claims that Mitt Romney values America's "special" Anglo-Saxon ties more than Barack Obama does.
Intro - 7/26/12The Colbert ReportS8
The Olympic games get closer, fast food enlists in the culture wars, and Sir Peter Westmacott is Her Majesty's Ambassador to the United States.
Mitt Romney's London Olympics BlunderThe Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney uses the same Romney charm on England that he used to woo his wife, and Prime Minister David Cameron needs geography lessons.
Sign Off - Colbert Nation TwinsThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen welcomes Clover and July Werner to the Colbert Nation.
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