When Connie shows off her new baby to the rangers, Denzel tries to convince everyone that the child is the devil.
Woody dreams that he's back in middle school receiving an award, but his happiness turns to dread when his mother shows up.
When Woody accidentally shoots himself, an obscure Obamacare provision puts him in an awkward position with Steve.
The Hazelhust Country Club Sandwich
On the drive to the Hazelhurst Country Club, Woody explains to Denzel why he wants to be accepted as a member so badly.
A New Bum Hole
Denzel and Steve play mini golf on a decrepit course littered with garbage and inhabited by the homeless.
Gerontophilia - Uncensored
After experiencing a string of injuries suffered while having sex with old women, Denzel receives treatment to break him of the habit.
Connie Cunaman, Pageant Queen
When she learns that Ethel is planning to compete in a pageant, Connie reveals her traumatic past as a beauty queen in an effort to change her mind.
Connie Cunaman's "Wheel of Fortune"
When Connie kidnaps Pat Sajak, Steve and Ethel become contestants on a twisted version of "Wheel of Fortune" in an attempt to rescue him.
A Call From the Future - Uncensored
In the middle of his Civil War reenactment, Woody receives news of an unwanted guest.
The Cock Song
Denzel lands Steve a gig playing country music at a children's birthday party, but they get in trouble when the audience misinterprets Steve's song about roosters.
Malloy's New Bike - Uncensored
Malloy fumes after Woody gives him the wrong kind of bike, and Steve realizes he hasn't accomplished anything in his life.
The Secretary's Ultimatum
The secretary of the interior warns the rangers that there will be serious consequences if the conditions at Brickleberry don't improve.
Woody visits Hazelhurst Elementary to tell the children about his acts of heroism during the Iraq War.
Denzel's Dating Advice - Uncensored
When the rangers go out drinking, Denzel helps Steve with his crush on Ethel, Woody gets wasted, and Malloy receives some unwanted attention from a dog.
We Got a Nutjob - Uncensored
While completing his court-mandated community service at the Hazelhurt Mental Hospital, Woody accidentally convinces one of the doctors that he's insane.
Klan Man - Uncensored
After uncovering an old advertisement for novelty products, Malloy calls to see if they're still for sale.
A river sweeps Connie and Denzel up in its current and transports them to an island, where they may not be alone.
Woody's Colonoscopy - Uncensored
Woody finds out that there's no one willing to pick him up from the doctor's office.
The Start of a Beautiful Friendship - Uncensored
While downing Goldschlager at Epstein's Bar, Woody discovers that he and the mayor of Hazelhurst have a lot in common.
Woody casts a new recruitment video for the park, and Steve gets an unwelcome surprise.