This Is Not Happening
Ari Shaffir - The Chinese S**t Situation - Uncensored
Season 2 E 6 • 03/29/2016
Ari Shaffir talks about China's unique toilets.
Andrew Santino - A String Cheese Incident - UncensoredThis Is Not HappeningS2 E1
After Andrew Santino went to a jam band concert on shrooms, he made an ill-advised trade with a woman selling lemonade.
Ari Shaffir - The Chinese S**t Situation - UncensoredThis Is Not HappeningS2 E6
When Ari Shaffir went to China, he had some digestive issues but found it hard to relieve himself because of China's difficult bathroom situation.
Ari Shaffir - The Time Ari Used a Condom - UncensoredThis Is Not HappeningS3 E1
After Ari Shaffir had sex with a stranger he didn't trust, he ended up going to extreme lengths to avoid disposing of a condom in her home.
Sal Vulcano - Possible Terrorism - UncensoredThis Is Not HappeningS3 E1
When Sal Vulcano got someone else's package in the mail, he decided to play a little game with the intended recipient and ended up getting in way over his head.
Lavell Crawford - White-Girl Day Camp - UncensoredThis Is Not HappeningS3 E2
When Lavell Crawford was a kid, he went to camp, fell in love with a white girl and almost drowned because of a negligent counselor.
Doug Stanhope - Love Triangle at the Coach & Horses - UncensoredThis Is Not HappeningS3 E2
After a bad breakup, Doug Stanhope's rebound relationship with a beautiful woman runs into an unexpected obstacle.
Greg Behrendt - Dog Pills - UncensoredThis Is Not HappeningS3 E2
Greg Behrendt tries to treat his depression with his dog's medication, does a stint in rehab and then ends up finding out he has cancer while in Australia.
Al Jackson - Guest Speaker - UncensoredThis Is Not HappeningS3 E3
Al Jackson accidentally says yes to a gig that turns out to be an early morning speech about note-taking and organization.
Andrew W.K. - Cafe Wha? - UncensoredThis Is Not HappeningS3 E3
When Andrew W.K. was a teenager, he moved to New York City to become a fashion designer, but instead, he ended up participating in a terrifying audition for a band.
Maria Bamford - Psych Ward - UncensoredThis Is Not HappeningS3 E3
When Maria Bamford checked herself into a psychiatric hospital, it was only the beginning of a spiral into mental illness that prevented her from doing comedy for two years.
Brian Regan - Boo SailboatThis Is Not HappeningS3 E4
While on the campaign trail with a famous dog, Brian Regan is forced to give a confusing speech to amped-up hockey fans.
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