The Colbert Report
Stephen Colbert's Super Coin Toss
Season 9 • 07/31/2013
Stephen comes up short in his game of farmers, bandits and robots.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - Secrets & Laws
Senate Finance Committee leaders ask their colleagues for suggestions on the tax code but promise to keep all suggestions secret for 50 years.
The Colbert ReportS9 Senator Gridlock
Tea Partiers punish the leader of the do-nothing Congress, Mitch McConnell, for the handful of times he done did something.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Sleigh Bells
Stephen plays an instrument from the melting North Pole.
The Colbert ReportS9 Atul Gawande
Atul Gawande discusses his New Yorker article, "Slow Ideas: Some ideas spread fast. How do you speed the ones that don't?"
The Colbert ReportS9 Emily Matchar
Journalist Emily Matchar explains America's re-embracing of lost domestic arts and practices.
The Colbert ReportS9 Lunch or Campaign 2016?
A White House lunch between President Obama and Hillary Clinton spurs 2016 presidential campaign speculation.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Game Over
Stephen loses at Stephen Colbert's Super Coin Toss.
The Colbert ReportS9 Bradley Manning Verdict
WikiLeaker Bradley Manning evades the most serious charge leveled against him, but could still receive a 154-year slap on the wrist.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 7/31/13
Hillary Clinton presidential speculation increases, Simon Cowell impregnates his friend's wife, and Emily Matchar charts the return of traditional homemaking activities.
The Colbert ReportS9 Chris Christie vs. Rand Paul
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and Kentucky Senator Rand Paul trade barbs.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen Colbert's Super Coin Toss
Board game makers tailor their products for today's attention-deficient child and Stephen loses at his own game.
The Colbert ReportS9 Grab-Ask 5800
Stephen devises a foolproof system to help Bob Filner navigate the sexual rules of the modern workplace.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 8/1/13
Shocking news comes from Gitmo, San Diego's mayor faces sexual misconduct charges, and "Breaking Bad" star Bryan Cranston talks about the final season.
The Colbert ReportS9 ThreatDown - Global Erotic Extremism, Mini Muslims & Stripper Bears
Terrorists love America for its BDSM, Crayola features Islamic coloring pages, and bears turn trees into stripper poles.
The Colbert ReportS9 Oppressed White Male Alert - Bob Filner
Mayor Bob Filner isn't taking a few sexual harassment charges lying down -- or pinned against the office supply room door.
The Colbert ReportS9 Bryan Cranston
Bryan Cranston recalls his beginnings on "Power Rangers," which likely led to his criminal persona on "Breaking Bad."
The Colbert ReportS9 Edward Snowden's Asylum
NSA leaker Edward Snowden leaves the Moscow airport after a month of hiding.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Glossary of Terms
Stephen reviews a cultural document from Viacom.
The Colbert ReportS9 Global Terror Warning
The Obama administration alerts Americans about an imminent Al Qaeda attack that could happen any moment, anywhere, at any time.
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