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Stephen Colbert's Super Coin Toss
Season 9 • 07/31/2013
Stephen comes up short in his game of farmers, bandits and robots.
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03:32
The Colbert Report
S9
Ted Cruz's Humble Portrait
Senator Ted Cruz hangs a giant painting of himself in court but doesn't mention what noble cause he championed that day.
07/30/2013
02:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Senator Gridlock
Tea Partiers punish the leader of the do-nothing Congress, Mitch McConnell, for the handful of times he done did something.
07/30/2013
00:07
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Sleigh Bells
Stephen plays an instrument from the melting North Pole.
07/30/2013
06:04
The Colbert Report
S9
Atul Gawande
Atul Gawande discusses his New Yorker article, "Slow Ideas: Some ideas spread fast. How do you speed the ones that don't?"
07/30/2013
05:07
The Colbert Report
S9
Emily Matchar
Journalist Emily Matchar explains America's re-embracing of lost domestic arts and practices.
07/31/2013
04:10
The Colbert Report
S9
Lunch or Campaign 2016?
A White House lunch between President Obama and Hillary Clinton spurs 2016 presidential campaign speculation.
07/31/2013
00:14
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Game Over
Stephen loses at Stephen Colbert's Super Coin Toss.
07/31/2013
04:09
The Colbert Report
S9
Bradley Manning Verdict
WikiLeaker Bradley Manning evades the most serious charge leveled against him, but could still receive a 154-year slap on the wrist.
07/31/2013
00:41
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 7/31/13
Hillary Clinton presidential speculation increases, Simon Cowell impregnates his friend's wife, and Emily Matchar charts the return of traditional homemaking activities.
07/31/2013
02:16
The Colbert Report
S9
Chris Christie vs. Rand Paul
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and Kentucky Senator Rand Paul trade barbs.
07/31/2013
04:13
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen Colbert's Super Coin Toss
Board game makers tailor their products for today's attention-deficient child and Stephen loses at his own game.
07/31/2013
02:22
The Colbert Report
S9
Grab-Ask 5800
Stephen devises a foolproof system to help Bob Filner navigate the sexual rules of the modern workplace.
08/01/2013
00:36
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 8/1/13
Shocking news comes from Gitmo, San Diego's mayor faces sexual misconduct charges, and "Breaking Bad" star Bryan Cranston talks about the final season.
08/01/2013
00:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen raises a brow.
08/01/2013
04:47
The Colbert Report
S9
ThreatDown - Global Erotic Extremism, Mini Muslims & Stripper Bears
Terrorists love America for its BDSM, Crayola features Islamic coloring pages, and bears turn trees into stripper poles.
08/01/2013
04:05
The Colbert Report
S9
Oppressed White Male Alert - Bob Filner
Mayor Bob Filner isn't taking a few sexual harassment charges lying down -- or pinned against the office supply room door.
08/01/2013
06:34
The Colbert Report
S9
Bryan Cranston
Bryan Cranston recalls his beginnings on "Power Rangers," which likely led to his criminal persona on "Breaking Bad."
08/01/2013
01:31
The Colbert Report
S9
Edward Snowden's Asylum
NSA leaker Edward Snowden leaves the Moscow airport after a month of hiding.
08/01/2013
00:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Glossary of Terms
Stephen reviews a cultural document from Viacom.
08/05/2013
03:28
The Colbert Report
S9
Global Terror Warning
The Obama administration alerts Americans about an imminent Al Qaeda attack that could happen any moment, anywhere, at any time.
08/05/2013
05:17
The Colbert Report
S9
Broadcast Networks Want More Indecency
Four broadcast networks horn in on basic cable's turf, so Hugh Laurie and Stephen take a stand.
08/05/2013
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