The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Vegetarian Non-Friendly

Season 5 • 06/26/2001

Vegetarians hate assless chaps.

More

Watching

02:58

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Rising Sum

Tens of thousands of Japanese eager to finally learn the truth behind the love between Ben Affleck, Kate Beckinsale and Josh Hartnett.
06/25/2001
03:38

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Water Foul

Canadian geese immigrants show nothing but contempt for our most sacred national treasure...golf courses.
06/25/2001
00:08

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Moment of Zen - Head Strong

Losing your head playing dodgeball
06/26/2001
03:25

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Dollars and Cents - The Return of Nancy Walls

The long awaited and highly anticipated return of Nancy Walls to MSTDSFN's Dollars and Cents.
06/26/2001
01:11

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Who Am I Again?

Jon suffers from a slight case of an identity crisis.
06/26/2001
00:46

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Hand Prop-ets

The phone, the book, and the ass kicking.
06/26/2001
01:49

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Ver-Man

Vermont Senator is able to find time to change his political allegiances, but not his own homepage.
06/26/2001
05:12

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Johnny Knoxville

Johnny Knoxville comes by to shoot the poo.
06/26/2001
02:17

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Cell on Wheels

You know that thing you do while you're eating a danish, drinking coffee, and putting on your make-up, oh yeah, driving?
06/26/2001
03:43

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Get Out of Dodge?

Who doesn't want to live in a country where children don't have things thrown at them???
06/26/2001
00:53

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Vegetarian Non-Friendly

The incredible Italian sub eating vegetarian.
06/26/2001
02:38

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Back in Black - Dog Camp

If Lewis Black wants to see an out-of-shape guy prance around in a short skirt he'll look in the mirror.
06/27/2001
04:30

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jet Li

Jet Li talks about the martial arts regime he started when he was eight years old.
06/27/2001
01:27

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
According to a New Study - Sex, Violence and Forgetfulness

Scientists determine that anyone who views a Carrot Top "1-800-Collect" commercial can think of nothing else but violence.
06/27/2001
04:10

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Stephen Wins!

A "patient's bill of rights" will shift the balance of power away from the bureaucratic soul-less HMOs and give it to law firms -- that's good.
06/27/2001
00:17

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Moment of Zen - Hollarin'

A woman contestant at a South Carolina hollarin' contest.
06/27/2001
01:37

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jet Li Flinch

Meeting Jet Li backstage makes Jon very nervous.
06/27/2001
04:05

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Horse Case Scenario

A horse gives birth to a freak of nature and South Dakota is with '"stupid."
06/27/2001
02:06

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
NBA Draft

Stephen Colbert insists that the NBA minimum age requirement should be no higher than 18 or 13, because kids at that age are going to need the cash.
06/28/2001
03:22

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Headlines - Secret Papers or Plastic?

Ex-army colonel and grocery store clerk George Trofimoff is bagged for selling secrets to the Soviet Union during the Cold War and is jailed 33 years later.
06/28/2001
06:02

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Bridget Fonda

A tired Bridget Fonda visits a tired Jon to discuss impish co-star Jet Li and how she sees her words mistranslated in the French city of Montreal.
06/28/2001
You may also like5 Videos
Trailer
01:00

Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack

A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
02:29

A Familiar Face Returns in Teen Wolf: The Movie

Derek Hale finds himself fighting for his life when a skilled hunter tracks down him and his son Eli in Teen Wolf: The Movie, premiering Thursday, January 26, 2023, on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41

Cursed Friends
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends

Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022
Trailer
01:22

Out of Office
Out of Office Explores Remote Work Absurdity

A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
09/19/2022
Trailer
00:35

South ParkS25
A Front Row Seat to South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert

Sing along to silly songs and classic symphonies from the show on South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert, premiering August 13 at 10/9c.
07/27/2022