Hot Tub

  • Season 1, Ep 1
  • 10/27/2004

The roommates move into their new home, and hot tub drinks lead to a racial breakthrough make-out.

Foxxy:IT'S LIKE THIS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE OF THATDUMB PRINCESS BITCH,

EVERYBODY THOUGHT FOXXY LOVEWAS A LOOSE CANNON.

NOW, FOXXY MAY BE LOOSE,BUT SHE AIN'T NO CANNON.

I NEEDED TO MAKE THINGSRIGHT, AND QUICK.

BLING BLING.

12-YEAR-OLD GIRLAND A DONKEY?! DAMN.

CRAP THE BED, UNCLE FRED.

FOXXY'S GOT USA BUTTLOAD OF BOOZE. YEAH.

HELLS, YEAH.

WHOO, YEAH. OH, YEAH.

HEY, PIG, GREAT NEWS.

FOXXY JUST BOUGHT USAN INSANE AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL.

ARE YOU DEFECATINGINTO A CANTALOUPE?

[FARTS AND CRAPS]

THIS IS AWKWARD.

I GUESS IF I JUSTWAITED AN HOUR,

I COULD'VE CHALKED THIS ONE UPTO THE BOOZE, HUH?

HEY, LISTEN, LET'S NOT LIVEIN THE PAST, ALL RIGHT?

COME ON, GUYS,LET'S PARTY. WHOO-HOO!

[RAP SONG PLAYS]

DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!

SMELLS LIKE MOMMY'S KISSES.

SUCK! SUCK! SUCK...

HEE HEE. TOOT.

[LAUGHTER]

SHE DID NOT--SHE DID NOT JUST DO THAT.

KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!

THIS IS THE LIFE.

[FARTS]

[MUTTERS]

Spanky: GAMBLED AND WON. HA!

Clara: I WAS TRYINGTO ENJOY MYSELF,

BUT I SORTA GOT THE FEELINGI WASN'T WANTED.

BUT I WASN'T SURE,BECAUSE FOXXY'S HANDGOT ALL BLURRY.

I MEAN, SHE MAY HAVEBEEN WAVING

OR GOING LIKE THIS...

OR LIKE THIS...

OR LIKE THIS.

OH.

IS GONNA TEACH YOU HOWTO OPEN UP YOUR MIND...

AND YOUR MOUTH.

OH, MY GOD.

Clara: ♪ WHATIS THIS THINGIN MY MOUTH? ♪

♪ IT'S SLIPPERY...AND IT'S SLIMY ♪

♪ TRAVELING DOWN MY SLENDERVIRGIN PINK ESOPHAGUS ♪

♪ SOME BLACK CHICK'S TONGUE ♪

♪ IT'S SUCH A NEW SENSATION ♪

♪ I GOT A MAYONNAISE MAMA ♪

♪ ON MY LICKIN' HOLE ♪

♪ AND WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN ♪

♪ IT'S REALLYQUITE THRILLING ♪

♪ THAT'S RIGHT,NOW YOU KNOW ♪

♪ I THINK I TASTEA FILLING ♪

♪ AND IT'SSOLID GOLD ♪

♪ I NEVER DREAMEDI WOULD BE SO WILLING ♪

♪ TO LET MYSELF GO ♪

♪ TELL ME ABOUT IT ♪

♪ I'M TOTALLY FRENCHIN'A RACIST 'HO ♪

Both: ♪ THIS BLACK CHICK'STONGUE ♪

Clara: ♪ WHATA WONDERFUL FEELING ♪

♪ DAMN, WHERE'D THIS BITCHGET HER EARRINGS? ♪

♪ I'VE NEVER HADSO MUCH FUN ♪

Both: ♪ AS WITHTHIS BLACK CHICK'S TONGUE ♪

♪HOW COOL IS THIS? ♪

♪ WE'VE ONLYBEEN HERE A DAY ♪

♪ AND I ALREADYFIND MYSELF ♪

♪ IN A 3-WAY ♪

THIS IS NICE.

[CHATTERINGINDISTINCTLY]

[SIGHS]

[WET FART]

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