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  • Season 2, Ep 4
  • 02/04/2014

Mikey and Tunes experience culture shock while visiting an American university, Nash Rickey tries to reunite his old band, and Ref Jeff makes a new friend.

- I'M NOT HERETO MAKE FRIENDS.

- I AIN'T GONNA MAKEONE FRIEND.

- I'M JUST HERE TO WIN.I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS.

- OKAY.

- NO.

YOU'RE HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS.

MAKING FRIENDSIS THE NAME OF THIS SHOW.

- ♪ YOU AND ME FOREVER

- OKAY, I GOT TO LOOK OUTFOR NUMBER ONE.

- OKAY, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

YOU WOULD LOSE IF YOU LOOK OUTFOR NUMBER ONE.

- HEY, LOOK, DUDE,THAT'S YOUR OPINION.

- DOES ANYBODY KNOWWHAT WE'RE DOING HERE?

- I LOCKED DOWN PLANS,CHICKS, GUYS.

YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOWTHIS WAS A COMPETITION.

JUST SAW A SIGNFOR MAKING FRIENDS

AND THOUGHT THAT WOULDBE COOL.

- YOU SEE, THIS WOULD BEA GOOD TIME TO MAKE A FRIEND.

- I'M JEFF, BY THE WAY.JEFF.

- HOW ARE YOU?- OH.

- JEFF.HEY.

JEFF.HOW ARE YOU?

- IF ANYONE WILL BE FRIENDSWITH JEFF,

THEY WILL--THEY WILL WIN A POINT.

- I'LL MAKE AN ALLIANCEWITH JEFF.

- GREAT.

- BUT I WILL STAB HIMIN THE BACK.

- THAT'S YOUR PREROGATIVE.EITHER WAY, WE HAD A FRIENDSHIP.

- DOES ANYONE GOFOR A LIGHT LUNCH WITH JEFF?

- CHICKEN SALAD.

- THIS NETWORK WILL GIVE YOU1 MILLION CASH DOLLARS.

A LOT OF NOS.- YEAH, WHAT ABOUT TAXES?

- I'LL PAY 'EM.

LOOK, LET ME JUST SAY,YOU KNOW,

EVEN THOUGHI GOT VOTED OFF FIRST,

I FEEL LIKE I MADE FRIENDSFOR A LIFETIME.

- ♪ YOU AND ME FOREVER - [whistling]

WE GOT A GUEST, A PROSPY,STAYING THE NIGHT.

- I'M MIKEY, BUT ALL MY FRIENDSAT HOME CALL ME LEGS.

- LEGS.

WHAT, ARE YOU ON THE TRACK TEAMOR SOMETHING?

- OH, NO, NO.

CANADA CANCELLED TRACK

AFTER BEN JOHNSON SHAMEDOUR COUNTRY BY CHEATING.

[laughter]

- I GUESS WE'RE NOT USEDTO YOUR CANADIAN COMEDY.

- I GET IT, I GUESS.

[babies crying]

- MACKEREL, TRIPLETS.

THREE TIMES THE BLESSING.

- YEAH,AT THREE TIMES THE COST.

- I ADMIRE YOUR STRENGTH.

I THOUGHT BLIND PEOPLEWORE GLASSES.

- OH.

WELL, MY BLINDNESS WASA PREEXISTING CONDITION,

SO MY INSURANCEDOESN'T COVER IT.

I HAD TO BUY THE CANE MYSELF.

- PEACE OUT.

[school bell rings]

- SO HOW ARE YOU ENJOYINGYOUR TIME HERE SO FAR?

- OH, IT'S QUITE COOL.

IT'S DIFFERENTTHAN OUR CAFETORIUM, THOUGH.

OH, HELLO.

CAN I HAVE A SOFT BOIL WITHTHE BACK BACON ON BROWN BREAD,

A SACK OF KETCHUP CHIPS,AND, UH, A BAG OF HOMO MILK?

- [laughs]HOMO MILK?

- YEAH, 3% HOMOGENIZED MILK.

- SO JUST GET HIMSOME REGULAR MILK, MANNY.

- SORRY.SORRY.

- IT'S ALL RIGHT.MANNY'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

- YOU KEEP YOUR MILK IN BAGS?

- YEAH.WELL, HOW WOULD YOU STORE IT?

- WHY DON'T YOU PUT 'EMIN CARTONS?

- BECAUSE WE KEEP IT IN A BAG.

- YOU CAN'T KEEP MILK IN A BAG.

- OH, HEY, TOONS.WHERE'S BECCA?

- OH, SHE COULDN'T MAKE IT.

NURSING FOR THREE TAKES HOURS.

- OH, MY.- MIND IF I JOIN YOU?

- YEAH.- ACTUALLY, THIS TABLE'S FULL.

I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND A GOODPARKING SPOT, TOON-BUGGY.

- TOON-BUGGY?

- YEAH, YOU DODO BIRD.

- HEY, DARREN!

THEY GOT THE BAKED ONES.

- [laughs]

ONE OF THE TRUEWILD MEN OF ROCK.

['80s metal]

SICK STICK SPIT DECREAUX.

- CRACK ATTACK IS BACK, JACK.

- ♪ L.A. DELI

- [laughs]

- YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO I AM.- NO IDEA, FRIEND.

- IT'S NASH RICKEY.

♪ L.A. DELI

- WHOA.I GUESS YOU ARE NASH RICKEY.

[laughs]

- SO SPIT, YOU SELLING STUFFEDANIMALS AT THE BEACH NOW?

- NO, I'M HANGING OUTAT THE BEACH

WITH SOMEOF MY BEST FRIENDS.

PURPLE WHALE,LITTLE DINOSAUR,

LAWRENCE OF A-BABY-A.

- LOOK, SPIT,I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME.

WE'RE GETTINGA ROCK N' REUNION GOING.

I'M GETTIN' ALL OF SLOPPYSECONDZBACK TOGETHER.

I NEED YOU IN.

- OH, I DON'T KNOW, MAN.THAT SHIP HAS SAILED.

- I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GETIN TOUCH WITH YOU.

DIDN'T YOU GET MY LETTER?

- NO, I DON'T HAVE AN ADDRESS.DID YOU EMAIL IT?

- NO, I DON'T USE EMAIL.

SPAM FILTERS,INVALID 404 ERRORS,

NO CONFIRMATION THAT SOMEBODY'SRECEIVED YOUR NOTE.

I LIKE THE PERSONAL TOUCHOF A HANDWRITTEN LETTER.

THE FONT IS YOUR OWN.

NOTHING CAN BEAT A STAMPAND A LETTER.

- THE UNITED STATES POSTALSERVICE IS OBSOLETE,

NASH RICKEY,EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.

- YOU'RE SPEAKING NONSENSE,SPIT.

- THAT'S POSSIBLE.

I FRIED MY BRAINON CRACK COCAINE.

- THOSE DAYS ARE BEHIND US.

SO I GOT TO KNOW, SPIT DECREAUX,ARE YOU IN?

I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES.

- HA.

- SPIT WAS IN,AND I WAS TWO FOR TWO.

NEXT STOP, SAN DIEGO.

CLOSED CIRCUIT TV.

FROM TIME TO TIME, WE WIRE GUYSON THE COURT, REFS ON THE COURT,

JUST TO HEAR WHAT'S GOING ONBEHIND THE SCENES.

CHECK IT OUT.

- HEY.- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

- HOW'S IT GOING, MAN?NICE TO MEET YOU.

- I'M JEFF.- YEAH, RONDY, MAN.

RONDY, MAN.

- JUST WASHED MY HANDS,WAS JUST IN THE BATHROOM.

IT'S GONNA BE FUN TODAY.- ALL RIGHT.

- ALL RIGHT.- ALL RIGHT, GET READY.

[air horn]ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

SHAKE 'EM.DON'T BREAK 'EM.

KEEP IT CLEAN.

- I USUALLY, UH--I USUALLY DO THE TIPOFF.

- I WANT TO DO IT.I'M GONNA DO IT.

- OKAY.[whistle blows]

- ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

HERE WE GO.HERE WE GO.

[whistles]THAT'S CHARGE!

NOT.- THAT'S A BLOCK.

- THAT'S A CHARGE.- NO, THAT'S A BLOCK.

- THAT'S WHAT A CHARGE--- NO, THAT'S A BLOCK.

- HEY, MAN, THAT'S A CHARGE.- NO, THAT'S A BLOCK.

- HEY, WHAT--THAT'S--THAT'S A CHARGE.

- NO, THAT'S A BLOCK.- DO WHAT YOU DID.

both: DO WHAT YOU DID.

- NO, SHE--THAT'S--THAT'S--NO.

BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED.

[air horn]- FOUL.

- OH, OKAY, OKAY.I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT.

I GOT IT. STAY DOWN.SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

SIT DOWN.- YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

- I GOT--I GOT IT.- YOU CAN GET UP.

SHE CAN GET UP.- I GOT IT, STAY DOWN.

- SHE WANTS TO GET UP.LET HER GET UP.

- OKAY.LET'S GET SOME ICE.

LET'S GET SOME ICE FOR HER!

- SEE, YOUR PROBLEM ISYOU'RE COMING IN WAY TOO HOT.

THEY DON'T LIKE THAT.YOU GOT TO COME IN SUBTLE.

YOU WANT TO--- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU TALKING ABOUTHOOKIN' UP WITH GIRLS.

- HEY, MAN.HEY, YOU SAID IT, I DIDN'T.

YOU PICK ONE GIRL.

YOU GIVE HER THE ATTENTION,THAT'S THE WAY.

- YOU KNOW WHO I LIKE?- WHICH ONE?

- 15.- 15? THAT'S YOUR GIRL.

- YEAH.- SEE, I KNEW, YOU DIRTY DOG.

I KNEW YOU WERE GONNALIKE ONE OF 'EM.

- NAH, COME ON, MAN.- 15, I SAW THAT WAS YOUR GIRL.

EH, EH.[whistles]

FOUL ON 15.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?- SAVE HER, SAVE HER.

- NO WAY THAT'S A FOUL ON 15.NO, NO.

[whistles]TAKE THAT BACK.

- HEY, MAN.- TAKE THAT BACK.

- I SAID IT'S A FOUL.YOU SURE?

- YEAH, I'M SURE.

- ALL RIGHT, MAN.WHATEVER YOU SAY.

- OKAY,THAT'S NOT A FOUL ON 15.

YOU'RE STILL IN THE GAME,SWEETHEART.

- TRUST ME.TRUST ME.

THAT'S GONNA PAY OFFIN DIVIDENDS.

[both snickering]

[air horn]

I'D GIVE HIM A SHOT.I'D GIVE HIM A SHOT.

THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

I DID WHAT I COULD.DID WHAT I COULD.

- WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITEM. NIGHT SHYAMALAN MOVIE?

- SIGNS.- NO QUESTION.

- YEAH.

- LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOTA YELLOW DOODY ON HIS HEAD.

- [laughs]

I'VE BEEN THINKING THATFOR A WHILE NOW.

- YEAH, BUT I--AS I SAID,I CALL IT LIKE I SEE IT.

HEY, DOODY HEAD,GET OFF THE COURT.

- [laughing]

[coughing]

- ALL RIGHT.[air horn]

[whistles]THAT'S THE GAME.

THAT'S IT.

- SOMETIMES WHAT YOU HEARON THE COURT

CAN BE SURPRISINGLYUPLIFTING.

THAT'S IT FOR TODAY.

UH, REMEMBER IT'S AMNESTY WEEKAT THE LIBRARY,

SO GET THOSE BOOKSBACK THERE.

- I WHIP OUT EYE OF THE TIGERBY SURVIVOR.

- NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST.

- ♪ YOU AND ME FOREVER

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