Nick Swardson's Pretend Time

Baby Not from Booty

Season 2 E 1 • 10/05/2011

This season premiere features Nick discussing dive bars, a parody of “16 and Pregnant”, an infomercial for an unorthodox way to get better abs, and Wheelchair Cat defending one of his 9 lives in court. Guest starring Simon Rex.

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Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
Powdered Doughnuts Make Me Go Nuts

A wheelchair-bound cat likes to party, a car runs on "human fuel," and Lady Gaga's brother Garry shares his sister's fashion sense.
10/12/2010
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The Leather Swingset with the Monkey and the Gun

Nick loses it in the wild, paramedics invade patients' space, and Gay Robot's neighbor gets angry.
10/19/2010
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I Just Got Voodoo'd

Three cooks battle it out on "Top Meth," and a star ballet dancer's physique causes trouble.
10/26/2010
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S1 • E4
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Mudslide Junction

The world's smoothest radio DJ struggles with the news, and a vibrator saves the day.
11/02/2010
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S1 • E5
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Relapse Into Refreshment

A SWAT sniper demonstrates his one-handed method, and a lost hiker demonstrates how not to survive.
11/09/2010
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S1 • E6
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Monday Morning Meltdown

Nick contracts a magical STD, and the Critter Gitters have trouble wrangling a Viagra-fueled bear.
11/16/2010
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S1 • E7
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Blah Blah Blah Main Street

Gay Robot heads to Roswell in search of alien love, and a couple's role-playing gets far too real.
11/23/2010
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21:15
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S2 • E1
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
Baby Not from Booty

This season premiere features Nick discussing dive bars, a parody of “16 and Pregnant”, an infomercial for an unorthodox way to get better abs, and Wheelchair Cat defending one of his 9 lives in court. Guest starring Simon Rex.
10/05/2011
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S2 • E2
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Show Me On The Doll

Nick shares an unfortunate pants-pooping incident, a trial lawyer uses unorthodox methods, and Beep Beep Sweep takes care of stubborn stains.
10/12/2011
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S2 • E3
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PETA Not on Set

Nick invents the Party Olympics, a dog escapes boredom by extreme measures, and parents test their daughter's boyfriend.
10/19/2011
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S2 • E4
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Full Blown Eggs

Sketches include a commercial for a restaurant where only certain customers get to eat free, a man has to consolidate both his businesses due to the recession, and Wheelchair Cat ends up in the hospital.
10/26/2011
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S2 • E5
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The Mis-Education of Garry Gaga

Lady Gaga's policeman brother butts heads with his new captain, and a man gets a delicious new face.
11/02/2011
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S2 • E6
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Flying Stripper

A magician transforms date night into a disaster, a stripper is bestowed with magical powers, and a cereal mascot turns a holiday dinner into a bloody atrocity.
11/09/2011
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S2 • E7
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Legalize Meth

Crystal meth users try to break down stigmas, two drunk women try to order cheeseburgers, and Nick pitches a new premium sports drink.
11/16/2011
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