Doug Benson & Rob Huebel

  • Season 2, Ep 4
  • 07/31/2013

Anthony discusses a Batman vs. Superman movie and examines a nationwide sperm shortage; Doug Benson and Rob Huebel defend their tweets.

BUT FIRST, IT'S BEEN A HELD OF A

WEEK, A WOMAN WAS KILLED AT A

SIX FLAGGINGS AMUSEMENT PARK,

WHEN SHE FELL OUT OF A ROLLER

COASTER CALLED THE TEXAS GIANT.

TRAGICALLY THE WOMAN HAD JUST

BOUGHT A T SHIRT THAT READ I

SURVIVED THE TEXAS GIANT.

[LAUGHTER]

>> YEAH.

THAT IS UNEXPECTED THAT IS LIKE

10,000 SPOONS, WHEN ALL YOU NEED

IS A KNIFE.

NOW, THIS CONCERNS ME, LAST

WEEK, BEYONCÉ'S SISTER ANNOUNCED

SHE WAS CANLINGING HER EUROPEAN

CONCERT TOUR FOR MENTAL HEALTH

REASONS.

NOEL SAID SHE FEW IT WAS TAKE TO

TAKE A BREAK, WHEN SHE STARTED

ABOUT THAT WHOLE FAMILY.

I MEAN MOVING ON.

>> OUR NEXT SEGMENT IS BACK.

>> ZACK SNYDER HAS ANNOUNCED

THAT THE SUPER MAN SEQUEL --

THIS IS THE BIGGINGEST NEWS TO

HIT COME CON SINCE JOEY FROM OAK

PARK ILLINOIS ALMOST GOT A

GIRL'S NUMBER.

>> I JUST FEEL LIKE THERE'S NOT

GOING TO BE A LOT FOR BATMAN TO

DO IN THIS MOVIE.

LIKE COMPARED TO SUPERMAN, HE IS

JUST GOING TO BE LIKE YEAH,

SUPER MAN, I D.V.R. DUCK

DYNASTY, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO

DO, CALM ME UP.

>> YEAH, SUPER MAN HAS SUPER

POWERS AND BATMAN IS JUST A RICH

DUDE.

I DON'T KNOW IF THEY ARE

COMPATIBLE.

SUPER MAN CAN THROW BUSS AROUND,

AND ALL BATMAN CAN DO IS MAKE IT

RAIN.

WHEN THEY ANNOUNCED IT PEOPLE

ALMOST FELL OVER, MOSTLY BECAUSE

IT IS HARD TO WALK AROUND IN

YOUR STORM TROOPER COSTUME.

>> I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN IT WAS

CALLED "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN."

>> THAT'S A LOT OF MAN ON MAN

ACTION.

CLEARLY, BAT MAN VERSES SUPER

MAN WILL BE PRETTY GAY.

ALMOST TOO GAY.

LIKE WHITE HOUSE DOWN, ALMOST

LESS GUY.

>> THE BAT CAVE AND FORWHICH YOU

SAY OF SOLITUDE ARE GREAT NAMES

>> UP NEXT, IT IS THE WORST

WORST THING OF THE WEEK, JOHNNY

COME LATELY.

THE SPERM COUNT IN MEN IS

DROPPING RAPIDLY, AND WE CAN

SOON BE FACING A SPERM CRISIS.

AS ONE IN FIVE MEN HAVE SPERM

COUNTS LOW ENOUGH TO EFFECT

FERTILITY.

HAS ANYONE CHECKED KEMP'S MOUTH?

>> WOW.

>> I AM UPSET ABOUT THIS, I FEEL

LIKE NOW WE HAVE TO COPY FEST

2013, SO RID, ORLANDO.

THE WOMAN WHO DID THE RESEARCH

ON THIS DIDN'T HAVE TO PUBLISH

THE RESULTS BECAUSE IT WAS ALL

OVER HER FACE.

WHOSE JOB IS THAT?

THAT IS THE WORST JOB.

HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT AT A

COCKADE PARTY.

I GO THROUGH GUYS SPUNK, AND SEE

IF IT IS ANY GOOD, ANYWAY, WHAT

DO YOU DO.

>> NOW, GUYS, TWO THINGS THAT

DOCTORS RECOMMEND FOR RAISING

YOUR SPERM COUNT.

STOP SMOKING MARIJUANA, AND

MASTURBATE LESS.

>> WHAT.

>> YEAH.

WHO ARE THEY, SECURITY GUARD AT

THE COFFEE BEAN?

I MEAN.

>> SMOKING WEED AND MASTURBATING

TO MUCH, I AM AS DRY AS AN

"ANTHONY JESELNIK OFFENSIVE"

JOKE.

>> I WILL MAKE A DEAL WITH

AMERICA, I WILL STOP

MASTURBATING WHEN DOUG BENSON

STOPS SMOKING WEED.

>> DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU ARE

MASTURBATING RIGHT NOW?

>> RIGHT NOW.

>> YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL, DUDE, MY

HANDS ARE RIGHT HERE.

BUT I'M WEARING CHORDS.

>> CORDUROY, HELPS YOU

MASTURBATE?

>> OKAY.

>> I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I

HAD THE SAME AMOUNT OF SPERM AT

A MAN HALF MY AGE, ALTHOUGH TO

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