The girls go to a fancy restaurant for Abbi's 26th birthday, but the evening quickly sours after Abbi pees out a condom and Ilana reveals that she has a shellfish allergy.
Abbi looks for a new place to live after walking in on Bevers masturbating, and Ilana tries to confront a cable company that has been inexplicably charging her for months.
Abbi, Ilana, Lincoln and two of their old friends resort to a variety of increasingly desperate methods of transportation in their attempt to get to a wedding in Connecticut.
With Hurricane Wanda raging outside their window, the girls are forced to weather the storm with Bevers and his equally inappropriate sister.
Abbi and Ilana travel to all of their least favorite parts of New York City in search of Abbi's stolen phone, and Ilana hooks up with a guy who's in a terrible improv group.