Detroit

  • Season 1, Ep 6
  • 08/13/2013

Ralph Nader battles General Motors, and Houdini and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle go from best friends to bitter rivals. Featuring Owen Wilson, Alfred Molina and Jason Schwartzman.

[folk music]

- WHY DO I LOVE DETROIT?

BECAUSE IT'S LAWLESS.

[stammers]AND YOU, AND--AND YOU KNOW,

IT MAYBE COME AROUNDTO BITE YOUR ASS IN THE ASS,

'CAUSE YOUR WINDOWGOT BROKEN OUT

AND THAT SUCKS,AND IT DOES,

AND YOU GO THROUGHSOME HARD TIMES.

BUT THE LAWLESSNESSIS GREAT,

'CAUSE YOU CAN JUSTRIDE YOUR BIKE TO WORK

DRINKING A BEER,JUST LIKE YOU'RE IN NEW ORLEANS,

WHERE YOU'RE ALLOWED TO.

BUT YOU CAN DO THAT HERE TOO.

IT'S OFF THE CHAIN.IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING.

I LOVE MICHIGAN.

MICHIGAN, THAT'S WHAT'S UP.

EVERYONE IN DETROIT,

JUDAS PRIEST IS BETTERTHAN IRON MAIDEN,

AND IRON MAIDENIS THE [bleep].

- ALL THESE HEADS,THEY FREAK ME OUT.

YEAH, AND THEN THE DEER.- WELL, SORRY.

- NOW, I DO HAVE TO ASK...[laughs]

ABOUT THIS PULP FICTION.- YES.

I JUST--YOUR BEAK IS TOUCHING MY--

- YOU WANT METO HELP YOU WITH THAT?

- THIS IS ODDLY INTIMATE.

WOULD YOU TAKE OFFALL YOUR CLOTHES...

- YES.

- AND PUT ONMY GRANDMOTHER'S HALSTON?

- IS IT WEIRD?- YOU ACTUALLY LOOK--NO.

- DO YOU FEEL LIKEYOU'RE LOOKING AT YOUR GRANDMA?

- NO. NOT AT ALL.- YOU DON'T? OKAY.

BECAME GOOD FRIENDS.

SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE,HE WROTE SHERLOCK HOLMES...

AND ALL THAT STUFF.

ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE,HE WAS LIKE,

SPIRITUALISM IS THE [bleep]!

I LOVE IT!

THIS IS HOW EVERYTHINGNEEDS TO HAPPEN.

THIS IS--WHATEVER THIS RELIGION IS,

THIS NEEDS--EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS.

HOUDINI HELD HIS TONGUE.HE KNEW IT WAS BULL[bleep].

SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLEWAS LIKE,

I WANT YOU TO SIT DOWNAND HAVE THIS SEANCE,

AND I HAVE--MY WIFE IS GOING TO SPEAK

YOUR MOTHER'S WORDSTHROUGH HANDWRITING.

REALLY?

HOUDINI,SHUT THE [bleep] UP.

JUST QUIET DOWN.

I KNOW YOU'RE SKEPTICAL.LET'S JUST DO THIS.

- THE--ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR--

SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE,HIS WIFE IS LIKE,

YAY! WE'RE ALL HERE.WE'RE DOING THIS SEANCE.

LET'S SPEAKTO HOUDINI'S MOTHER.

SO THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

OH!

MY SON, I'M SO HAPPYTO SPEAK TO YOU!

OH, THIS IS SO WONDERFUL!

OH, THANK GOD FOR YOUAND SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE!

MR. SHERLOCK--

OKAY, WELL, MOTHER, UM...

CAN YOU READ MY MIND?

[laughs]OF COURSE!

I'VE ALWAYS READMY SON'S MIND.

THIS IS--THIS IS GREAT!

UH, UM, YES.[wand clatters]

I--SORRYI DROPPED THAT WAND.

BUT YES, I'M GONNA PUTA CROSS ON TOP OF THIS THING.

SHE WROTE A CROSSON THE TOP OF THE THING.

MRS. HOUDINI WAS JEWISH.

AFTER SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLEAND HIS WIFE

[bleep]ED HIM OVER,HE REALIZED THAT...

WHO HE--ONE, TWO, THREE--

HE--HE BECAME ANGRY.HE'S LIKE, [bleep]!

I'M GOING TO FALSIFYEVERY [bleep]ING SPIRITUALIST

THAT I COME ACROSS.

HOUDINI WOULD GO AROUNDIN DISGUISE

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