Road Rage, Orgy

  • Season 1, Ep 6
  • 04/10/2014

Forrest unleashes his inner f**kbeast at an orgy and finds that road rage can quickly turn ugly.

OKAY, THE TRAFFIC IS REALLYHEAVY OVER THERE,

SO IT WOULD BE GOODTO GET INTO THAT,

AND THEN THERE'LLBE REALLY SOME THINGS

TO GET MAD ABOUT.

DENSE TRAFFIC.

OH, GREAT.

I'M STUCK BEHIND A [bleep]--WHAT IS THAT, A TRACTOR?

DON'T DRIVE A TRACTORON THE STREET IN TRAFFIC.

JUST SO I'M CLEAR,IT'S NOT ILLEGAL

TO GIVE SOMEONETHE FINGER, RIGHT?

BECAUSE I'M THINKING OF GIVINGSOMEONE THE FINGER.

BUT IT'S NOT ILLEGAL, RIGHT?

YOU DON'T GET ARRESTEDFOR THAT, DO YOU?

- NO.

- HURRY UP, GRANDMA!

[horn honks]

THEY'VE BEEN DOING CONSTRUCTION

ON THIS STREET FOR FOUR MONTHS!

ENOUGH!

I MEAN IT'S AN IMPORTANTDRAINAGE PROJECT,

I UNDERSTAND THAT,BUT IT'S INFURIATING.

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M REALLYFEELING ALL THE ANGER

I NEED TO HERE,BUT I'LL TRY AGAIN.

I SAW PLENTY OF CARELESSNESS,

BUT NONE OF IT WAS HARMFULTO ME, PERSONALLY,

UNTIL, FINALLY, I GOT LUCKY.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

THIS GUY'S PASSING MEON A TWO-LANE STREET.

[horn honks]HEY, JACK-WHACK.

THAT'S FOR YOU,THE MIDDLE FINGER!

EAT IT!

OH.OH, OKAY.

HERE WE GO.IT IS ON.

COME WITH ME.ROAD RAGE IN ACTION.

HEY, YOU DON'T PASS SOMEBODYON A TWO-LANE STREET!

THAT'S NOT SAFE.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT.OH, AH, NO, NEVER MIND.

IT'S FINE.I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY,

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS SAFE

TO GO ON A--PASS--OH.

HEY, EXCUSE ME.

UH, WAIT A MINUTE.

PLEASE DON'T GET IN MY CAR.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

WHERE YOU GOING?

PLEASE COME BACK!

HEY, [bleep] YOU,YOU PIECE OF [bleep]!

[tires screech][bleep] YOU!

- OH, THIS IS AMAZING.

- OKAY, THIS [bleep] IS ON.

YOU JUST [bleep]WITH THE WRONG GUY.

WHAT THE [bleep]IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

- I'VE GOT YOUR BACK,MR. MACNEIL.

- I'M TRYING TO[bleep] DRIVE, HERE!

YOU BLOW THROUGHTHAT STOP SIGN LIKE THAT!

DON'T [bleep] DO THAT TO PEOPLE!

YOU GOT A STOP SIGN,

YOU STOP AT THE [bleep]WHITE LINE!

- MR. MACNEIL!- OH, YEAH.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.OKAY.

HEY, [bleep], IT LOOKS LIKESOMETHING HAPPENED

TO YOUR [bleep] TAIL LIGHT![glass shatters]

- [laughs]- YEAH.

WHAT THE [bleep] HAPPENED

TO YOUR SIDE-VIEW MIRROR,[bleep]?

[glass shatters]- [laughs]

- LOOKS LIKE YOUR BLIND SPOT

JUST GOT A LITTLE BIGGER,[bleep]-WIT.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

- WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

YOU FORGOT ABOUT SOMETHING.

OH, YOU FORGOT ONE MORE THING.

HEY, YOU EVER BEENIN A SMASH-OFF?

YOU ARE NOW.

- SMASH-OFF![growls]

- NO, NO,MR. MACNEIL! NO!

- [growls]- NO, MR. MACNEIL!

- [howls]

- STOP, MR. MACNEIL!THAT'S MY [bleep] CAR!

- [howls]- PLEASE, MR. MACNEIL!

I--PLEASE!- [grunts]

- [bleep] STOP HITTING MY CAR!

- [roars]

- WHAT THE HELL, MAN?- [bleep] YOU!

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW,[bleep]?

- I WILL END YOU!

- [bleep] [bleep],GET IN THE CAR!

- COME ON! COME ON!- GET IN THE CAR NOW!

OH, [bleep].OH, [bleep].

GET IN THE CAR!- COME ON!

- [bleep] [bleep]!OH, [bleep]!

- GET IN, GET IN, GET IN,GET IN, GET IN!

- [screams]

- OH, [bleep].GO! GO! GO!

- WHAT IS HE DOING?OH, GOD!

OH, GOD, OH, GOD, OH, GOD!- GO, GO, GO!

- OH!- OH, [bleep].

- AS YOU CAN SEE,

ROAD RAGEIS A CONTAGIOUS DISEASE

AND THE RECOMMENDED TREATMENT

IS GETTING THE [bleep]OUT OF HERE!

- MR. MACNEIL, HE'S BEHIND US!

- WHAT IS HE DOING?WHAT IS HE DOING?

- HE'S GOING TO TRY TO RAM US.

- OH!

- I'M GONNA KILL YOUWITH MY DICK!

- OH, MY GOD.[horn honks]

- OH, GOD!OH, GOD!

- HE WENT OVER THE EDGE!

[grunting and moaning]

- DESPITE MY EXTREME DISCOMFORTWITH CASUAL SEX,

I WAS DETERMINEDTO GET INTO THE MIX.

AFTER ABOUT AN HOUR,I CAME TO ACCEPT

THAT I WOULD NEEDTO REMOVE MY CLOTHING.

BUT EVEN THAT DID LITTLETO AROUSE ME OR ANYONE ELSE.

THE IRONWORKON THIS STAIRCASE IS...

REMARKABLE.

HEY, LISTEN,I THINK WE NEED TO DECIDE

WHETHER THIS IS A SNACK TABLEOR ANOTHER SEX SURFACE.

BECAUSE I REALLY DON'TTHINK IT CAN BE BOTH, YOU KNOW?

YOU KNOW, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,THERE IS NO PLACE

THAT I FEEL COMFORTABLESETTING DOWN THESE SNACKS.

IT SEEMED I WAS INCAPABLEOF GETTING IN THE SPIRIT.

BUT THEN I METTHE KING OF THE ORGY.

- THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIMEAT AN ORGY, YES?

- YOU KNOW--YES, ACTUALLY.

THAT'S RIGHT, YES, TH--YEP.

THIS IS MY FIRST ORGY.

- YOU MUST EMBRACETHE POWER OF THE MASK

TO TRANSFORM YOU FROM WHOEVERYOU ARE OUT THERE,

INTO A GLORIOUS [bleep] BEAST

WHO IS BORNWHEN YOU WALK IN HERE,

AND WHO DIES WHEN YOUR BALLSARE FULLY DRAINED.

- THAT WAS THE ATTITUDEADJUSTMENT I'D NEEDED.

I THINK I CAN DO THAT.I CAN BE A [bleep] BEAST.

I WAS FREED FROM FORRESTMACNEIL'S SELF-CONSCIOUSNESS

AND HIS FEARS OF BEING PERFECTLYAVERAGE IN THE PENIS DEPARTMENT.

WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME?

[shrill yelp]

LET'S KEEP THIS FELLA-TIONSHIP

STRICTLY BLOW-FESSIONAL.

I'M ASKING FOR ORAL SEX.

THE BARRIERSI HAD PUT UP BETWEEN MYSELF

AND WILD SEXUAL ABANDONWERE WASHED AWAY

IN A TIDAL WAVE OF PLEASURE.

AND I HAVE TO SAY,

IT WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST[bleep] NIGHTS OF MY LIFE.

I'M A [bleep] BEAST!

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